This is why you never go to New Jersey!
The results of a new study are out this week saying that New Jersey is one of the most livable states in the country. The study has a margin of error of 100 percent.
I feel like if you're in Jersey, you have to be a Jersey Devils fan. Anybody born within the confines of the border of the state of New Jersey, I feel, should be a Jersey Devils fan.
The state of New Jersey is really two places - terrible cities and wonderful suburbs. I live in the suburbs, the final battleground of the American dream, where people get married and have kids and try to scratch out a happy life for themselves. It's very romantic in that way, but a bit naive. I like to play with that in my work.
Los Angeles traffic is just the worst thing in the world. It throws off timing so much. However, it's always warm and sunny. New Jersey has absolutely terrible weather, but the environment is really homey and chill.
You're asking me if I have any gum? That's like asking New Jersey if it has any sl-ts!
Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 21
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to New Jersey - and that's pretty much the same thing.
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Don't let anybody tell you different, man: The main goal in life careerwise should always be to try to get paid to simply be yourself.
There is no substitute for hard work.
It's not a good idea to put your wife into a novel; not your latest wife anyway.
If the wonder's gone when the truth is known, there never was any wonder.
If I should die this very day
Don't cry, cause on earth we wasn't meant to stay
And no matter what the people say
I'll be waiting for you after the judgement day
Don't cry, cause on earth we wasn't meant to stay
And no matter what the people say
I'll be waiting for you after the judgement day
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Simplicity is the glory of expression.
Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish.
The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist knows it.
There are things in American culture that want to wipe the class distinction. Blue jeans. Ready-made clothes. Coca-Cola.
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
You have to embrace getting older. Life is precious, and when you’ve lost a lot of people, you realize each day is a gift.
As long as I know, how to love, I'll stay alive. I've got all my life to live and I've got all my love to give and I'll survive. I WILL SURVIVE!
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I did not read newspapers until I became a reporter.
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If the reader cares, I don't think it matters so much whether your hero is in fact an anti-hero.
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
I love it when people doubt me. It makes me work harder to prove them wrong.
Your life starts to take shape at 30. You don't have to make excuses for who you are anymore.
Every old goalkeeper loses a step at some point, but you can gain that back through experience.
We go together
Better than birds of a feather, you and me
We change the weather
I'm feeling heat in December when you're 'round me
Better than birds of a feather, you and me
We change the weather
I'm feeling heat in December when you're 'round me
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There are no shortcuts to true excellence.
It's hard to make me speechless.
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
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