Quotes from New Girl

The best Series Quotes

Damn it ! I can´t find my driving moccasins anywhere !

Schmidt in New Girl
 
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I´ve decided to give up on women and put all my energy into tomatoes

Nick Miller in New Girl
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I don´t want some janky freshwater bitch fish.

Schmidt in New Girl
 
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I´m worried about Schmidt. He´s a Jew in the desert. I don´t want him to wander.

Winston Bishop in New Girl
 
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No, I don´t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towl ?

Nick Miller in New Girl
 
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I´m a squirrl. You are my nut. Winter´s coming. I´m gonna store you in my cheek, girl !

Schmidt in New Girl
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I don´t have a wallet. I have a sandwich bag with my license and money in it.

Nick Miller in New Girl
 
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Nick, pleace take that off ! You look like a homeless pencil !

Schmidt in New Girl
 
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I just wanted to listen to Tylor Swift alone

Jessica Day in New Girl
 
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Where are you, Schmidt ? This place is fancy, and I don´t know which fork to kill myself with.

Nick Miller in New Girl
 
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Do not moonwalk away from me

Jessica Day in New Girl
 
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You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick ?

Jessica Day in New Girl
 
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No! I don´t trust fish. They breathe water, that´s crazy.

Nick Miller in New Girl
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Everything you say sounds really creepy when you're not wearing pants.

Jess in New Girl
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