Damn it ! I can´t find my driving moccasins anywhere !
Schmidt
I don´t want some janky freshwater b*tch fish.
Schmidt
I´m worried about Schmidt. He´s a Jew in the desert. I don´t want him to wander.
No, I don´t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towl ?
I´m a squirrl. You are my nut. Winter´s coming. I´m gonna store you in my cheek, girl !
Schmidt
1I don´t have a wallet. I have a sandwich bag with my license and money in it.
Nick, pleace take that off ! You look like a homeless pencil !
Schmidt
I just wanted to listen to Tylor Swift alone
Where are you, Schmidt ? This place is fancy, and I don´t know which fork to kill myself with.
Do not moonwalk away from me
You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?
