The best Quotes from New Girl

The best Quotes from New Girl

New Girl is an American television sitcom created by Elizabeth Meriwether and produced by 20th Century Fox Television for Fox that originally aired from September 20, 2011, to May 15, 2018.

Damn it ! I can´t find my driving moccasins anywhere !
Schmidt
I´ve decided to give up on women and put all my energy into tomatoes
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I don´t want some janky freshwater b*tch fish.
Schmidt
I´m worried about Schmidt. He´s a Jew in the desert. I don´t want him to wander.
No, I don´t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towl ?
I´m a squirrl. You are my nut. Winter´s coming. I´m gonna store you in my cheek, girl !
Schmidt
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I don´t have a wallet. I have a sandwich bag with my license and money in it.
Nick, pleace take that off ! You look like a homeless pencil !
Schmidt
I just wanted to listen to Tylor Swift alone
Where are you, Schmidt ? This place is fancy, and I don´t know which fork to kill myself with.
Do not moonwalk away from me
You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?
No! I don´t trust fish. They breathe water, that´s crazy.
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Everything you say sounds really creepy when you're not wearing pants.
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