The best Quotes about the Netherlands

We need to stop the Islamisation of the Netherlands.

Geert Wilders - Februar 2008

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

Nigel Powers in Austin Powers - Goldmember

Funny Quotes

Dutch food is terrible, I think. What sort of person starts the day with egg and cheese?

John Cooper Clarke

Nice try. You see, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.

Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 3 Episode 9

Peter Pan

Put an Englishman into the garden of Eden, and he would find fault with the whole blasted concern;
put a Yankee in, and he would see where he could alter it to advantage;
put an Irishman in, and he would want to boss the thing;
put a Dutchman in, and he would proceed to plant it.

Josh Billings

USA England & Great Britain Ireland

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to the Netherlands - and that's practically the same thing.

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I hate consensus. I like confrontation.

Geert Wilders

Not all Muslims are terrorists, but almost all terrorists are Muslims.

Geert Wilders

Terrorism

Islam should be compared to other totalitarian ideologies like Communism or Fascism.

Geert Wilders - Oktober 2010

If the Jews are denied the right to live in freedom and peace, soon we will all be denied this right. If the light of Israel is extinguished, we will all face darkness. If Israel falls, the West falls.

Geert Wilders - December 2010

Israel

If Jerusalem falls into the hands of the Muslims, Athens and Rome will be next.

Geert Wilders

Jerusalem

I don't hate Muslims. I hate Islam.

Geert Wilders

A moderate Islam? That's an objection.

Geert Wilders - March 2008

Islam

I'm done with the Koran; ban that facist book. Enough's enough.

Geert Wilders - August 2007

The European Union cannot be compared to the United States. America is a nation, but Europe is not. Europe is a continent of many different nations with their own identities, traditions and languages. Robbing them of their national democracies does not create a European democracy - it destroys democracy in Europe.

Geert Wilders

European Union

My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.

Terry Pratchett

Amsterdam Bicycles

They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Amsterdam - which is kinda the same.

Amsterdam

Never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away - and going away means forgetting.

J.M. Barrie in Peter Pan

Farewell & Goodbye Forgetting

Now, think of the happiest things. It's the same as having wings!

Peter Pan

If I were you I'd give up!
If you were me I'd be ugly!

Peter Pan in Peter Pan

If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.

Nelson Mandela

USA

This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 24 Episode 5

USA Food

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

Thomas Jefferson in Declaration of Independence

Human Rights USA Famous Quotes Independence Day

They say God invented whiskey to stop the Irish from rulin' the world.

Irish in Red Dead Redemption

Ireland Whiskey St. Patrick's Day

Here's to good Irish friends - never above you, never below you, always beside you!

Ireland Toasts St. Patrick's Day

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family.

Victoria Smurfit

Ireland

Mini-Me: "Are you a clone of an angel?"
Foxxy Cleopatra: "Oh, how sweet. No, my mini-man, I'm not."
Mini-Me: "Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?"
Foxxy Cleopatra: "Yes I'm sure."
Mini-Me: "Would you like to?"

Mini-Me in Austin Powers - Goldmember

I don't kiss and tell. I shag and brag, baby!

Austin Powers in Austin Powers

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin

Alcohol Funny Quotes

"There's perfect men around every corner", said God an made the Earth round.

Funny Quotes Singles & Dating

The one thing I got right was that I already looked like a punk when punk arrived.

John Cooper Clarke

I don't go looking for new fads.

John Cooper Clarke

Moo Point. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter.

Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 7 Episode 8

Cows

Joey: "I had the same dream."
Phoebe: "Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl."
Joey: "Oh, I had the opposite dream."

Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17

Joey: "Pheebs, wanna help?"
Phoebe: "I wish I could, but I don't want to."

Phoebe Buffay in Friends - Season 1 Episode 1

Love lasts forever, you know? Nothing like it in this lifetime. Money in the bank.

Ross Geller in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17

Love

There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.

Josh Billings

Experience

There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.

Josh Billings

Intelligence

Violet: "I'm so looking forward to seeing your mother again. When I'm with her, I'm reminded of the virtues of the English."
Matthew: "But isn't she American?"
Violet: "Exactly."

Violet Crawley in Downton Abbey

England & Great Britain

The British electors will not vote for a man who does not wear a hat.

William Beaverbrook

England & Great Britain Hats

If you're a homeless, alcoholic Scott and you had tourettes... how would they ever know?

Jimmy Carr

Scotland

Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 12

William Shatner Leonard Cohen Pamela Anderson Neil Young Canada

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.

Sandra Boynton

Chocolate Griechenland Switzerland

Life is too short to learn German.

Richard Porson (britischer klassischer Philologe) - 25.12.1759 - 25.09.1808

Germany

Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Australia

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