The best Quotes about the Netherlands

The best Quotes about the Netherlands

Welcome to the Netherlands, the land of tulips and windmills! Explore the canals of Amsterdam and be enchanted by the vibrant culture of the city. Stroll through the historic city center of Utrecht and discover the charming Rotterdam with its modern architecture. Immerse yourself in the rich history of The Hague and enjoy the idyllic atmosphere of Delft. The Netherlands offer not only breathtaking landscapes but also warm hospitality. Here, you'll find not just cheese and bicycles, but also unforgettable moments filled with fun and emotions!

We need to stop the Islamisation of the Netherlands.
Geert Wilders - Februar 2008
There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.
Nigel Powers in Austin Powers - Goldmember
Dutch food is terrible, I think. What sort of person starts the day with egg and cheese?
Nice try. You see, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.
Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 3 Episode 9
Put an Englishman into the garden of Eden, and he would find fault with the whole blasted concern;
put a Yankee in, and he would see where he could alter it to advantage;
put an Irishman in, and he would want to boss the thing;
put a Dutchman in, and he would proceed to plant it.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to the Netherlands - and that's practically the same thing.

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I hate consensus. I like confrontation.
Not all Muslims are terrorists, but almost all terrorists are Muslims.
Islam should be compared to other totalitarian ideologies like Communism or Fascism.
Geert Wilders - Oktober 2010
If the Jews are denied the right to live in freedom and peace, soon we will all be denied this right. If the light of Israel is extinguished, we will all face darkness. If Israel falls, the West falls.
Geert Wilders - December 2010
If Jerusalem falls into the hands of the Muslims, Athens and Rome will be next.
I don't hate Muslims. I hate Islam.
A moderate Islam? That's an objection.
Geert Wilders - March 2008
I'm done with the Koran; ban that facist book. Enough's enough.
Geert Wilders - August 2007
The European Union cannot be compared to the United States. America is a nation, but Europe is not. Europe is a continent of many different nations with their own identities, traditions and languages. Robbing them of their national democracies does not create a European democracy - it destroys democracy in Europe.
My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.
They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Amsterdam - which is kinda the same.
Never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away - and going away means forgetting.
Now, think of the happiest things. It's the same as having wings!
If I were you I'd give up!
If you were me I'd be ugly!
If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.
This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 24 Episode 5
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
They say God invented whiskey to stop the Irish from rulin' the world.
Here's to good Irish friends - never above you, never below you, always beside you!
If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family.
Mini-Me: "Are you a clone of an angel?"
Foxxy Cleopatra: "Oh, how sweet. No, my mini-man, I'm not."
Mini-Me: "Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?"
Foxxy Cleopatra: "Yes I'm sure."
Mini-Me: "Would you like to?"
Mini-Me in Austin Powers - Goldmember
I don't kiss and tell. I shag and brag, baby!
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
"There's perfect men around every corner", said God an made the Earth round.
The one thing I got right was that I already looked like a punk when punk arrived.
I don't go looking for new fads.
Moo Point. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter.
Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 7 Episode 8
Joey: "I had the same dream."
Phoebe: "Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl."
Joey: "Oh, I had the opposite dream."
Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17
Love lasts forever, you know? Nothing like it in this lifetime. Money in the bank.
Ross Geller in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17
Joey: "Pheebs, wanna help?"
Phoebe: "I wish I could, but I don't want to."
Phoebe Buffay in Friends - Season 1 Episode 1
There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.
There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
Violet: "I'm so looking forward to seeing your mother again. When I'm with her, I'm reminded of the virtues of the English."
Matthew: "But isn't she American?"
Violet: "Exactly."
The British electors will not vote for a man who does not wear a hat.
If you're a homeless, alcoholic Scott and you had tourettes... how would they ever know?
Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 12
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.
Life is too short to learn German.
Richard Porson (britischer klassischer Philologe) - 25.12.1759 - 25.09.1808
Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.
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