The best Quotes about the Netherlands

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There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

Funny QuotesAustin Powers - Goldmember, by Nigel Powers

Dutch food is terrible, I think. What sort of person starts the day with egg and cheese?

John Cooper Clarke

Nice try. You see, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.

Joey Tribbiani in Friends, Season 3 Episode 9

Put an Englishman into the garden of Eden, and he would find fault with the whole blasted concern;
put a Yankee in, and he would see where he could alter it to advantage;
put an Irishman in, and he would want to boss the thing;
put a Dutchman in, and he would proceed to plant it.

USA, England & Great Britain, IrelandJosh Billings