I'm not a nerd. I'm smart. There's a difference.Thunder Force, by Emily Stanton
I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.Weird Al Yankovic
All successful people were once unpopular nerds. Guys like us who get treated like losers by everyone, until one day, they had it and they step up. Nerd today, boss tomorrow.Moritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 1
Someone who I would describe as a 'geek' or 'nerd' is a person who loves something to its greatest extent and then looks for other people who love it the same way so they can celebrate loving it together.Wil Wheaton
It probably wasn't until I was a freshman in high school and I met the people who became my gaming group that I finally found people who were weird like I was: that loved reading and playing games and not just watching a science fiction or fantasy movie but talking all about it.Wil Wheaton
IT-wisdom: Coding for weeks can save hours of planning.PlansUnknown
Real programmers never work 9 to 5. If they are around at 9 AM, it's because they were up all night.Unknown
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining you code will be a violent psychopath, who knows where you live.Martin Golding
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.ComputerRick Cook
Programs are like women, no matter how much you get mad because of errors, you are always the one who is wrong.WomenUnknown
She is cheating. No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game.Video gamesSheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory, Season 1 Episode 7
I'm a princess, even if my kingdom is pixelated.ComputerUnknown
Oh my god, I'm lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda!Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory
Penny: "Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello."
Leonard: "Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough."
Comicon is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some porn star dressed as Catwoman.Seth Cohen in The O.C., Season 1 Episode 7
Leoanrd: "Is this the high-IQ spermbank?"
Woman: "If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here!"
Nerds who aren't good at math?
Life is going to be rough boys!
Samantha Sparks: "l too was a nerd."