I'm not a nerd. I'm smart. There's a difference.
Thunder Force, by Emily StantonI'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.
Weird Al YankovicAll successful people were once unpopular nerds. Guys like us who get treated like losers by everyone, until one day, they had it and they step up. Nerd today, boss tomorrow.
Moritz Zimmermann in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Season 1 Episode 1Someone who I would describe as a 'geek' or 'nerd' is a person who loves something to its greatest extent and then looks for other people who love it the same way so they can celebrate loving it together.
Wil WheatonIt probably wasn't until I was a freshman in high school and I met the people who became my gaming group that I finally found people who were weird like I was: that loved reading and playing games and not just watching a science fiction or fantasy movie but talking all about it.
Wil WheatonReal programmers never work 9 to 5. If they are around at 9 AM, it's because they were up all night.
UnknownAlways code as if the guy who ends up maintaining you code will be a violent psychopath, who knows where you live.
Martin GoldingProgramming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
ComputerRick CookPrograms are like women, no matter how much you get mad because of errors, you are always the one who is wrong.
WomenUnknownShe is cheating. No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game.
Video gamesSheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory, Season 1 Episode 7Oh my god, I'm lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda!
Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang TheorySo in your world... your like the "cool guys".
Penny in The Big Bang Theory, Season 1 Episode 13Penny: "Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello."
Leonard: "Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough."
Comicon is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some porn star dressed as Catwoman.
Seth Cohen in The O.C., Season 1 Episode 7Leoanrd: "Is this the high-IQ spermbank?"
Woman: "If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here!"
Nerds who aren't good at math?
Life is going to be rough boys!
Samantha Sparks: "l too was a nerd."
Flint: "Too?"