Real programmers never work 9 to 5. If they are around at 9 AM, it's because they were up all night.Nerds, Nerd-Humor0
She is cheating. No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game.Nerds, Video games0
Samantha Sparks: 'l too was a nerd.'
Oh my god, I'm lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda!Nerds0
So in your world... your like the 'cool guys'.Nerds0
Penny: 'Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello.'
Leonard: 'Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough.'
Comicon is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some porn star dressed as Catwoman.Nerds0
Leoanrd: 'Is this the high-IQ spermbank?'
Woman: 'If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here!'