Nerds - The best Jokes and Quotes

Penny: "Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello."
Leonard: "Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough."

She is cheating. No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game.

Marshall: "When a woman puts on an engagement ring, it's like when Bilbo Baggins wears the One Ring in The Hobbit."
Robin: "Okay, can you say that again, but not in nerd?"
Marshall: "Sure. Uh, the ring is like the cloak that Harry Potter wears to sneak around Hogwarts."
Robin: "Yeah, I don't speak virgin either."

So in your world... you're like the "cool guys".

Leoanrd: "Is this the high-IQ spermbank?"
Woman: "If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here!"

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

I'm a princess, even if my kingdom is pixelated.

Oh my god, I'm lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda!

Nerds who aren't good at math?
Life is going to be rough boys!

Dating Apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I'd contact tech support.

I just use zeros and ones instead of words, 'cause words will let you down. But zeros and ones, never.

I'm not a nerd. I'm smart. There's a difference.

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

All successful people were once unpopular nerds. Guys like us who get treated like losers by everyone, until one day, they had it and they step up. Nerd today, boss tomorrow.

It probably wasn't until I was a freshman in high school and I met the people who became my gaming group that I finally found people who were weird like I was: that loved reading and playing games and not just watching a science fiction or fantasy movie but talking all about it.

Someone who I would describe as a "geek" or "nerd" is a person who loves something to its greatest extent and then looks for other people who love it the same way so they can celebrate loving it together.

Comicon is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some p-rn star dressed as Catwoman.

Samantha Sparks: "l too was a nerd."
Flint: "Too?"