The best Quotes and Sayings about Nerd-Humor

Real programmers never work 9 to 5. If they are around at 9 AM, it's because they were up all night.

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining you code will be a violent psychopath, who knows where you live.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

Programs are like women, no matter how much you get mad because of errors, you are always the one who is wrong.

I'm a princess, even if my kingdom is pixelated.