The best Quotes by Neil Melendez

There’s a cure for youth and stupidity: time and experience.

Being lonely and being alone are two different things.

Hope is irrelevant for me. Hope is painful. I don't want to spend what's left of my life chasing my tail around in a circle.

When the truth can't help someone, we should lie.

You show someone respect because you respect them, or because you’re afraid of them.

Very few things that are worthwhile in life come without a cost.

Lesson one: don't suggest to the head of surgery that working with the head of surgery is a form of punishment.

We all die. If we accepted that, we’d be happier.

Is fear of failure a good reason not to do this?

The day that the rain smelled like ice cream, my bunny went to heaven in front of my eyes. The day that the copper pipes in the old building smelled like burnt food, my brother went to heaven in front of my eyes. I couldn’t save them. It’s sad. Neither one had the chance to become an adult. They should have become adults. They should have had children of their own and loved those children. And I want to make that possible for other people. And I want to make a lot of money so that I can have a television.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.