The best Quotes by Nate Runck

I'm sorry, babe, but you're both important to me. But Jay's had my back for the past twelve years, and you've had my front for the last six months. I can't choose.

That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1

Nate: "This whiny v*gina music is bumming me out!"
Gwen: "Me and my new friend are gonna start a band and call it Whiny V*gina."
Nate: "I'm gonna start a band and call it That's Stupid."

That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1

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Eric: "Oh, you're getting in that car or my foot is getting in your ass!"
Red: "I have never been prouder. It's like watching you hit your first home run... if you had ever done that."

Red Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1

I guess I have done some crazy things. One time at the beach, a seagull stole my sandwich, and, under my breath, I called her "b*tch".

Leia Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1

Ah, teenagers! I feel for you, son. But, on the other hand - payback's a b*tch!

Red Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1

Teenagers

Eric: "Are her parents home?"
Leia: "No, but her older brother is."
Kitty: "Honey, you're really not helping your case."

Kitty Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1

Gwen: "Sorry. I love making people feel uncomfortable."
Leia: "You're really good at it."

Leia Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1

Eric: "Know what the worst part is? I should be treasuring time with Leia. Instead, I mean, I can't wait for it to end."
Kitty: "Oh, sweetie. It ends when you die."

Kitty Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1

Eric: "I'm an adjunct professor now, which means I got a permanent parking space... for my bicycle. That's what happens when your course is super popular, Dad."
Red: "'The Religion of Star Wars'? This country's gonna lose the next war."
Eric: "Not if it's an intergalactic battle between good and evil."

Eric Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1

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Why, I bet you're a holy terror on the basketball court. I hear you got your mom's jump shot and your dad's... last name.

Red Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1

Master Yoda was a puppet from a fake world with some guy's hand up his butt.

Leia Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1

Master Yoda

I brought you some fresh Florida oranges. I used 'em as a pillow on the plane. So if you find any curly hairs in there, that's me.

Bob Pinciotti in That '90s Show - Season 1

Red: "It's gonna be a long day."
Bob: "Hey there, hi there, ho there!"
Red: "Aaand it just got longer."

Red Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1

That is a great idea. Because when you stand behind your kids, it's easier... to put your foot in their a-s.

Red Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1

I'm a pretty big deal in Debate Club. That's not up for debate! ...Yeah, I'm not popular.

Leia Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1

Kitty: "I have to make a shopping list. The kids are gonna want snacks."
Red: "Don't feed them, Kitty! That's how it started the first time."

Red Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1

I'm going to get Fritos, Tostitos, Doritos... all the "itos". I am back, baby!

Kitty Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1

Nate: "Wow, look, Nik. A shooting star. Make a wish!"
Nikki: "That's a firework, babe."

That '90s Show - Season 1

Shooting Stars

Nikki: "Do you wanna hear about the Donkey Kong conspiracy? He's a gorilla!"
Nate: "It's kinda like how Sheryl Crow isn't actually a crow."

That '90s Show - Season 1

I love having the house full again. It just fills me with joy.

Kitty Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1

If you're worried about fitting in with everyone else, you found the people who don't fit in.

Gwen in That '90s Show - Season 1

If they go in my room, my foot goes in their a-s!

Red Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1

Red: "Get out!"
Kitty: "We never lock the sliding door."
Red: "We do now."

Red Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1

Red: "Lights on, shirts on, and no dancing!"
Leia: "No dancing. You're like the guy from Footloose."

Leia Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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New York Jets

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Brain

Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Tom Cruise

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