The best Quotes by Nalini Vishwakumar

You better go to your room before I give you a smack. Smacking is still an acceptable punishment in many minority cultures.

Never Have I Ever

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Harry and Meghan, move over! This is what fairy tales are made of. They'd been together for two whole weeks, which for teenagers is basically a lifetime of monogamy. Although between us, it had been a surprisingly PG-13 two weeks.

John McEnroe in Never Have I Ever - Season 3 Episode 1

Teenagers

We are smart. And idiots are banging all the time. We can learn how to do it, too.

Fabiola Torres in Never Have I Ever

I want you to allow yourself to aknowledge the pain that you so clearly feel.

Never Have I Ever

Having just any boyfriend, no matter who he is, is not going to make you happier or change who you are.

Never Have I Ever

I can not believe that a woman who was brave enough to travel halfway around the world to pursue her dreams would allow anyone to dictate who she can be with.

Never Have I Ever

Just keep your nose out of my business and up the teacher's butt where it usually is.

Devi Vishwakumar in Never Have I Ever

I was pretending to be someone I am not which I should only be doing on stage.

Never Have I Ever

I'm mature enough to be on my own. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna Google how to buy a credit card.

Devi Vishwakumar in Never Have I Ever

We just miss our old friend, but right now, you're not her. You just seem lost.

Never Have I Ever

She's a trailblazing Indian diva who marches to the beat of her own drummer.

Never Have I Ever

You fight back with your spirit, little one. You stand up for yourself!

Never Have I Ever

Aunties are older Indian women who have no blood-relation to you. But are allowed to have opinions about your life and all your shortcomings. And you have to be nice to them because you're Indian.

John McEnroe in Never Have I Ever

India

I found a Bollywood movie about a princess who falls for a lowly street sweeper. It's only seven hours long.

Kamala in Never Have I Ever

You look like an Indian Kardashian.

Fabiola Torres in Never Have I Ever

Now you may be asking yourself why is sports icon John McEnroe narrating this tale? It'll make sense later I promise.

John McEnroe in Never Have I Ever

I don't bring lunch on Tuesdays. It's square pizza day.

Devi Vishwakumar in Never Have I Ever

Tuesday

It's like, I think about sex 24/7, but I don't really know how to do it. In the movies, you always see the girl kiss her way down the guy's body, but then, she moves off-screen. Is she stopping at the penis or kissing all the way to the foot?

Devi Vishwakumar in Never Have I Ever

Hey gods, it's Devi Vishwakumar, your favorite Hindu girl in the San Fernando Valley. What's a-poppin'? It's the first day of school, and I thought we should have a check-in. I think we can all agree that last year sucked for a number of reasons. So I thought of a few ways you guys can make it up to me. One: I'd like to be invited to a party with alcohol and hard drugs. I'm not gonna do them, I'd just like the opportunity to say, "No cocaine for me, thanks. I'm good." Two: I'd love for my arm hair to thin out. I know it's an Indian thing, but my forearms look like the frigging floor of a barber shop. And lastly, most importantly, I'd really, really like a boyfriend, but not some nerd from one of my AP classes. Like a guy from a sports team. He can be dumb, I don't care. I just want him to be a stone-cold hottie, who could rock me all night long. Thanks for considering. I love you guys.

Devi Vishwakumar in Never Have I Ever

I'll let the racket do the talking.

John McEnroe

Tennis

I think the players, I put in the book for example that we should go back to wood rackets, probably they laughed at me, I'm a dinosaur, but I think that you see these great players, have even more variety and you see more strategy, there'd be more subtlety.

John McEnroe

Well I think that's probably one of a few, where I grew up in the City of New York, it's got a lot of energy, my parents are Irish-American so there was a bit of yelling going on in my house but it seemed normal.

John McEnroe

If, in a few months, I'm only number 8 or number 10 in the world, I'll have to look at what off-the-court work I can do. I will need to do something if I want to be number 1.

John McEnroe

I did a terrible job of composing myself. I was a spoiled brat from Long Island who benefitted from the energy of New York.

John McEnroe

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Brain

Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Tom Cruise

Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.

Viktor, the Machine Herald in Arcane - Season 2 Episode 6

Knowledge

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