Quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Crow T. Robot: "It's the nicest weather Earth has ever had!"
Mike Nelson: "Notice how big Japan is?"

That's one small step for special effects, one giant leap for our imaginations!

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

It's not stock footage, it's more like stock mileage at this point.

It's economical not to have a storyline, because then you can just film people saying things.

When is this guy going to start showing some simple competence?

You know, if I'm ever trapped in outer space again, I think I'm just gonna bring books.

I never thought I'd say this, but suddenly Independence Day seems a richly nuanced film.