The best Quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

The best Quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (abbreviated as MST3K) is an American science fiction comedy film review television series created by Joel Hodgson.

Crow T. Robot: "It's the nicest weather Earth has ever had!"
Mike Nelson: "Notice how big Japan is?"

That's one small step for special effects, one giant leap for our imaginations!

Crow T. Robot

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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Crow T. Robot

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It's not stock footage, it's more like stock mileage at this point.

Crow T. Robot

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It's economical not to have a storyline, because then you can just film people saying things.

Crow T. Robot

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When is this guy going to start showing some simple competence?

Joel Robinson

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You know, if I'm ever trapped in outer space again, I think I'm just gonna bring books.

Joel Robinson

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I never thought I'd say this, but suddenly Independence Day seems a richly nuanced film.

Mike Nelson

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Independence Day

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George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.

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It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now.

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90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on.

Patton Oswalt

I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.

Patton Oswalt

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

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Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist.

President Thomas J. Whitmore in Independence Day

If we don't act now, we may not have much of an America left to defend.

Albert Nimziki in Independence Day

Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war.

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Albert Nimzicki: "I'm not Jewish."
Julius Levinson: "Nobody's perfect."

Julius Levinson in Independence Day

If you're so smart, tell me something, how come you go to M.I.T. for 8 years to become a cable repairman?

Julius Levinson in Independence Day

The white guys who are really into Japanese culture seem like a trend started by Japan's military.
If in 1945, Japan had said "America we surrender, but one day your grandsons will pleasure themselves to a cartoon octopus", the US troops would've laughed.
Who's laughing now?

Tom Cashman

1955 Doc Brown: "No wonder this circuit failed. It says, 'Made in Japan'."
1985 Marty: "What do you mean, Doc? All the best stuff is made in Japan!"

Marty McFly in Back to the Future

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