Quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Mystery Science Theater 3000 is an American television comedy series created by Joel Hodgson and produced by Alternaversal Productions, LLC. The show premiered on KTMA in Minneapolis, Minnesota, on November 24, 1988.

Quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Crow: 'It's the nicest weather Earth has ever had!'
Mike: 'Notice how big Japan is?'

Mystery Science Theater 3000
 
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That's one small step for special effects, one giant leap for our imaginations!

Crow T. Robot in Mystery Science Theater 3000
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Crow T. Robot in Mystery Science Theater 3000
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It's not stock footage, it's more like stock mileage at this point.

Crow T. Robot in Mystery Science Theater 3000
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It's economical not to have a storyline, because then you can just film people saying things.

Crow T. Robot in Mystery Science Theater 3000
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When is this guy going to start showing some simple competence?

Joel Robinson in Mystery Science Theater 3000
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You know, if I'm ever trapped in outer space again, I think I'm just gonna bring books.

Joel Robinson in Mystery Science Theater 3000
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I never thought I'd say this, but suddenly Independence Day seems a richly nuanced film.

Mike Nelson in Mystery Science Theater 3000
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Characters from Mystery Science Theater 3000