The best Quotes from My Big Fat Greek Wedding

A lot has happened since my big fat Greek wedding. My father passed away, and his last wish was for us to visit his childhood village and reconnect with our roots. So we're having a reunion.

Toula Portokalos in My Big Fat Greek Wedding - 3

Toula: "Why? Why do you love me?"
Ian: "Because I came alive when I met you."

Love declerations

The man is the head, but the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head any way she wants.

Maria Portokalos

Men & Women Marriage

Maria: "Ian, are you hungry?"
Ian: "Uh no, I already ate."
Maria: "Okay, I make you something."

Maria Portokalos

What do you mean, "he don't eat no meat"? That's okay. I'll make lamb.

Aunt Voula

Barbecue Meat

My brother Nick has two jobs: to cook, and to marry a Greek virgin.

Toula Portokalos

There are three things that every Greek woman must do in life: marry Greek boys, make Greek babies, and feed everyone.

Toula Portokalos

Griechenland

There's two kinds of people: Greeks, and everybody else who wish they was Greek.

Gus Portokalos

Griechenland

My cousins have two volumes; loud and louder!

Toula Portokalos

When I was growing up, I knew I was different. The other girls were blonde and delicate, and I was a swarthy six-year-old with sideburns.

Toula Portokalos

Give me a word... and I'll show you that the root of that word is Greek.

Gus Portokalos

Griechenland

Nice Greek girls who don't find a husband, work in the family restaurant. So here I am, day after day, year after year, thirty and way past my expiration date.

Toula Portokalos

You know, the root of the word Miller is a Greek word. Miller come from the Greek word "milo," which is mean "apple," so there you go. As many of you know, our name, Portokalos, is come from the Greek word "portokali," which mean "orange." So, okay? Here tonight, we have apple and orange. We all different, but in the end, we all fruit.

Gus Portokalos

I had to go to Greek school, where I learned valuable lessons such as, "If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?"

Toula Portokalos

Griechenland

You better get married soon. You're starting to look... old!

Gus Portokalos

I've never seen my sister this happy, Ian. If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident.

Nick Portokalos

Toula, on my wedding night, my mother, she said to me, "Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom."

Maria Portokalos

If nagging were an Olympic sport, my Aunt Voula would win a gold medal!

Toula Portokalos

Uncles & Aunties

My family is big and loud but they're my family. We fight and we laugh and yes, we roast lamb on a spit in the front yard. And where ever I go, what ever I do they will always be there.

Toula Portokalos

Here I am, standing here, your own personal Greek statue.

Toula Portokalos

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The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.

Sandra Boynton

Chocolate Griechenland Switzerland

Greece... the most recent Greek Tragedy.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Griechenland

Everybody in Greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pitta.

Megara in Hercules

Griechenland

I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.

Zach Galifianakis

Griechenland

The ancient Greeks invented lots of things we still have today, like medicine and olives. And lots of things that have died out, like democracy and pillars. They also developed culture in the form of yoghurt and theater in all its tedious forms.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Earth - Episode 1

Griechenland

Greece is an extreme case: a country where both the level of spending and the level of taxation were unsustainable!

Malcolm Turnbull

Griechenland

The Greeks were the only ones who had an ear for music.

Nero

Griechenland

Greece... the country that spent money like a rapper whose accountant is Nicolas Cage.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Nicolas Cage Griechenland

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Griechenland - and that's practically the same thing.

Griechenland

I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone. I choose a mortal life.

Arwen in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - to Aragorn

Love declerations

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you.
Not even close,
not even a little bit,
not even at all!

Kat Stratford in 10 Things I Hate About You

Love Love declerations

If you live to be hundred, I hope i live to be hundred minus one day. So I never have to live without you.

A.A. Milne in Winnie the Pooh

Friendship Love declerations

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

Natalie Portman

Intelligence Men & Women Singles & Dating

Men always want to be a woman's first love. What women like is to be a man's last romance.

Oscar Wilde

Love Men & Women

There's nothing that stupid men fear more than intelligent women.

Heinrich Heine

Men & Women

It's the way it works: Love plus time minus distance equals hate.

Louis C. K. - 2017

Relationships Marriage

A happy marriage doesn't mean you have a perfect spouse or a perfect marriage. It simply means you've chosen to look beyond the imperfections in both.

Fawn Weaver

Relationships Perfection Marriage

Lucy, every marriage is a dance; complicated at times, lovely at times, most the time very uneventful. But with Mickey, there will be times when your dance will be on broken glass. There will be pain. And you will either flee that pain or hold tighter and dance through it to the next smooth place.

Ka Hancock in Dancing on Broken Glass

Relationships Marriage

I'd love to be a wasp. First, I'm gonna ruin someone's BBQ and then I'll drown myself in their beer.

Barbecue Wasps

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

Craig Ferguson

Barbecue Meat Cows

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

John Cleese

Barbecue Meat

Meat without wine is also a sin.

Larys Strong in House Of The Dragon - Season 1 Episode 6

Wine Meat

No matter how tough the meat may be, it's going to be tender if you slice it thin enough.

Guy Fieri

Cooking Meat

Roast beef, medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy.

Edna Ferber

Barbecue Cooking Meat

Fielding: "I'm sorry. Did I wake you?"
John: "I think you woke your Aunt Jenny. She's been dead for nine years."

John Marshall in Dog Gone

Uncles & Aunties

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

Rodney Dangerfield

Uncles & Aunties

I can't go in there 'cause Uncle Frank's taking a shower. He says if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man.

Kevin McCallister in Home Alone - 2: Lost in New York

Penisses Shower Uncles & Aunties

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

Beast / Hank McCoy in X-Men - Erste Entscheidung

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