This room is like a museum of old, useless crap... by which I mean every museum.
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons, Season 24 Episode 42
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If you gave back every stolen artifact from a museum, you'd be left with an empty building.
Atlantis - The Lost Empire, by Commander Rourke1
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What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum. That's an amusing relic of our past.
Funny QuotesJohn Hodgman1
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
Pablo PicassoComment
Humans can be museums too, filled with history they can no longer touch.
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What's the name of that famous museum in Paris? The Louvre? I went through that place in 20 minutes.
ParisPeter FalkComment
Good things don't end with "eum", they end with "mania" or "teria".
Homer Simpson in The SimpsonsComment