Quotes and Sayings about Museums

Quotes and Sayings about Museums

This room is like a museum of old, useless crap... by which I mean every museum.
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 24 Episode 4
If you gave back every stolen artifact from a museum, you'd be left with an empty building.
Commander Rourke in Atlantis - The Lost Empire
What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum. That's an amusing relic of our past.
Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
Humans can be museums too, filled with history they can no longer touch.
What's the name of that famous museum in Paris? The Louvre? I went through that place in 20 minutes.
Good things don't end with "eum", they end with "mania" or "teria".

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Historians from England will say I am a liar, but history is written by those who have hanged heroes.
Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.
Heather Brewer in Vladimir Tod - Ninth Grade Slays
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.
It's not always the most powerful who write history. It's the ones who survive.
Revolutions are the locomotives of history.
People of the world - look at Berlin, where a wall came down, a continent came together, and history proved that there is no challenge too great for a world that stands as one.
This is for the record. History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives and we die, his truth becomes written - and ours is lost.
Captain John Price in Call of Duty - Modern Warfare
If we don't mind our own histories, it will do the same to us.
Viserys Targaryen in House Of The Dragon - Season 1 Episode 1
A historian is a hunter, my lord. Seeking out signs in the undergrowth of correspondence and memoir, tracking prey via the spoor of memory.
Anthony Ryan in Raven's Shadow - 3: Queen of Fire
The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things.
History is a living thing. Paper is dead.
Elder in Castlevania - Season 1 Episode 2
You don't hate history, you hate the way it was taught to you in high school.
History repeats itself, and that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
Sometimes history repeats itself. And sometimes it doesn't.
I loved history because to me, history was like watching a movie.
Presidents who obsess over history obsess about their place in it, instead of forging it.
Francis Underwood in House of Cards - Season 2 Episode 7
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 18
If I didn't have this gun, the king of England could walk right in here and start pushing you around.
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 9 Episode 5
This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 24 Episode 5
I am so smart, I am so smart! S-M-R-T!
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 5 Episode 3
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 10
My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a p-rn star!
Abraham Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 9 Episode 19
All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 14 Episode 2
Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.
Our lives are remembered by the gifts we leave our children.
Thaddeus Thatch in Atlantis - The Lost Empire
Mole: "The magma has solidified in the bowels of the volcano, effectively blocking the exit."
Mrs. Packard: "I got the same problem with sauerkraut."
Mrs. Packard in Atlantis - The Lost Empire
Everyone wants to write a book. Very few people are able to do it.
First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
"There's perfect men around every corner", said God an made the Earth round.
All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once you grow up.
Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun.
My idea of Heaven is to wake up, have a good breakfast, and spend the rest of the day drawing.
Sometimes I was in school plays, but only when the kid they'd originally picked got sick and they asked me to substitute.
So you're single? In Paris? Now I'm even more jealous. I mean, your life is croissants and sex.
Madeline Wheeler in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 3
I make the most money, I think, in Russia and Paris, for the people of those countries are so willing to be amused, so eager to see something new and out of the ordinary.
Homer: "Do you want the job done right or do you want it done fast?"
Marge: "Well, like all Americans… fast!"
We home school 'em. I teach the big ones, and the big ones teach the little ones, but nobody taught me, so the whole thing is an exercise in futility.
Cletus Spuckler in The Simpsons - Season 18 Episode 14

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