Quotes and Sayings about Munich

One of the main differences between Munich and Berlin is that when thousands of people get drunk in silly clothes and start vomitting, we don't call it "Oktoberfest", we call it "Tuesday".

Angela Merkel - July 16th 2009, to Dmitry Medvedev

They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Munich - which is kinda the same.

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It's called Oktoberfest's Law: Everywhere you can vomit in or onto, people are going to vomit in or onto.

Oktoberfest

Rule-of-thumb at Oktoberfest: Have at least as many beers as you have fingers.

Oktoberfest

254 people lost they're driver's license during Oktoberfest for driving their E-Scooters under the influence of alcohol.
So E-Scooters are good for the environment, after all.

Oktoberfest E-Scooters Driver's Licence

"Come one, let's make a boomerang for Instagram where we wave around our dirndl dresses!"
- Every woman at Oktoberfest

Instagram Oktoberfest

For everyone coming to the Oktoberfest in Munich, it's a great experience when Bayern Munich scored a win and four goals.

Robert Lewandowski (as player at Bayern Munich) - September 2019

Bayern Munich Oktoberfest

Bayern Munich's crowning achievement came with a 1-0 victory over Paris Saint-Germain in the UEFA Champions League final in Lisbon. Kingsley Coman, a Parisian and former PSG prospect, scored early in the second half. Manuel Neuer, the brilliant goalkeeper, made sure the lead stood up.

(The Washington Post) - August 2020, about Bayern Munich winning the Champions League

Manuel Neuer Bayern Munich Champions League

Winning against Bayern Munich can't be anticipated, that makes them extra special.

Martin Schmidt (as sport director at Mainz 05) - April 2021

Bayern Munich 1. FSV Mainz 05

Serge Gnabry's double sinks Lyon. The Bayern Munich juggernaut rolls on. He made the difference to set up a mouthwatering final with Paris Saint-Germain on Sunday and leave Hansi Flick dreaming of the perfect finale to his debut season as the Bayern manager.

The Guardian - August 2020

Serge Gnabry Hansi Flick Bayern Munich

What am I supposed to say about that? I'm a goalkeeper.

Manuel Neuer (as player at Bayern Munich) - December 2019, about making use of goal opportunities at Bayern Munich

Bayern Munich

When you sign with Bayern Munich, the contract says that you have to win the German Championship.

Bastian Schweinsteiger

Bayern Munich

There's no team in the whole world, that drives to Munich and thinks: "We're gonna win this for sure."

Jürgen Klopp (as coach for Borussia Dortmund) - about Bayern Munich

Bayern Munich

FC Bayern is a great club, one of the best in the world, and it's enormous motivation for me to now play alongside these extraordinary players in a team. I know that this club, this team lives for titles and wins titles every year. I'm also driven by the hunger for success. I'll give my best for FC Bayern.

João Cancelo - February 2023

Bayern Munich

He, who's not scared, has no imagination.

Erich Kästner

Fear Imagination

Smiling is the most elegant way to show someone your teeth.

Werner Finck

Laughing & Smile Teeth

He who can make people laugh has to be taken seriously; all people with power know that.

Werner Finck

Laughing & Smile Humor & Comedy Satire

He who laughs when he could have cried has a happy life.

Werner Finck

Life Laughing & Smile Crying & Tears

Real Madrid is a legendary team that stands above all the others and is the target of all the players.

Franz Beckenbauer

Real Madrid

I haven't seen any slaves in Qatar yet. They're all walking around freely, without chains.

Franz Beckenbauer - November 2013

FIFA World Cup 2022 Qatar

Better a happy fool than a wise man unhappy.

Horst Wolfram Geißler

When you find the right person, there's no need for words to express yourself.

Horst Wolfram Geißler

Romantic Quotes

Only when you're stupid, can life be boring.

Horst Wolfram Geißler

Foolishness Boredom

The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you.

Werner Heisenberg

Science Atheism

If we made atomic bombs, we would bring about a terrible change in the world. Who knows what would happen from this?

Werner Heisenberg

Nuclear Weapons

What we observe is not nature itself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning.

Werner Heisenberg

Science

But there are mistakes that are necessary. Sometimes you have to die a little bit to get back to live a little longer.

Benedict Wells

Failures & Mistakes Breakup Beginning

To never be sick can't be healthy.

Karl Valentin

Illness & Sickness

F*ck reason - long live the nonsense!

Karl Valentin

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

Karl Valentin

Weather Funny Quotes

Malone...stripped by Michael, to the floor, stolen by MJ! Michael the steal! 16 seconds left, Bulls down one...Michael against Russell, 12 seconds...11...10. Jordan, Jordan, a drive, hangs...fires...SCORES! HE SCORES! The Bulls lead 87-86 with five and two-tenths left, and now they're one stop away! Oh my goodness...oh, my goodness!

Romano Guardini (NBA commentator) - Sendung vom 13.11.2013

That may have been, who knows what will unfold over the next several months, but that may have been the last shot Michael Jordan will ever take in the NBA.

Romano Guardini (NBA commentator) - Sendung vom 13.11.2013

Michael Jordan

It's tearin' up my heart when I'm with you
But when we are apart, I feel it, too
And no matter what I do, I feel the pain
With or without you

*NSYNC - Tearin’ Up My Heart, Album: ’N Sync

Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie
Baby, bye bye bye

*NSYNC - Bye Bye Bye, Album: No Strings Attached

I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye bye bye

*NSYNC - Bye Bye Bye, Album: No Strings Attached

Nobody can reinvent fashion. The only thing you can do is interpret the styles of the past in your own unique way.

Philipp Plein

Fashion

You cant't do epic shit with basic people.

Philipp Plein

To touch and feel something that existed only in your mind is the best. I found success with fashion so stayed with it.

Philipp Plein

Berlin will live and the Wall will fall!

Willy Brandt - 10. November 1989

German Unity Berlin 1989

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