The best Quotes by Mr. Peanutbutter

Nothing bad ever happens on the Labrador peninsula.

Tennis makes me so mad! Why doesn't anyone catch the ball?

The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead.

I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures.

Idea for a new app: an undo button that can undo long amounts of time. Three months. A year. A life. One click and everything could just go back to the way it was.

Love is an illusion, and happiness is fleeting.

I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy.

We're just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.

He's so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be. I envy that.

I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.

Bojack: "How do you make something right when you've made it so wrong you can never go back."
'I think you have to keep moving forward?"
Bojack: "All my life that's all I’ve ever done. What's it gotten me?"

I do love you by the way, I mean as much as I'm capable of loving anyone, which is never enough.

We're not doomed. In the great, grand scheme of things, we're just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten. So it doesn't matter what we did in the past, or how we'll be remembered. The only thing that matters is right now, this moment, this one spectacular moment we are sharing together.

That's the problem with life, you either know what you want, and you don't get what you want, or you get what you want, and you don’t know what you want.

You are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you're a horrible person, doesn't make you less of a horrible person.

You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it's all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late. Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?

I think that all you are is just the things that you do.

Perfection is impossible. In the 1,526 singles matches I played in my career, I won almost 80% of those matches. But what percentage of points did I win? 54%! In other words, even top ranked tennis players win barely more than half the points they play. When you lose every second point on average, you learn not to dwell on every shot.

Tennis is a mental game. Everyone is fit, everyone hits great forehands and backhands.

Sometimes, I feel like I'm 40. Tennis years are like dog years.

When I'm not losing, the other guy can't win.

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.
When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up.
I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.

That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good f*cking life.

The happiest people don't worry too much about whether life is fair ot not, they just get on with it.

Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor - I will need them all.

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.

We're not defined by what we los. We're defined by what we survive.