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Nothing bad ever happens on the Labrador peninsula.

BoJack Horseman - Season 3 Episode 8

Tennis makes me so mad! Why doesn't anyone catch the ball?

BoJack Horseman - Season 3 Episode 2

The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead.

BoJack Horseman

Happiness

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I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures.

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

Idea for a new app: an undo button that can undo long amounts of time. Three months. A year. A life. One click and everything could just go back to the way it was.

Diane Nguyen in BoJack Horseman - Season 2 Episode 12

Love is an illusion, and happiness is fleeting.

Diane Nguyen in BoJack Horseman - Season 2 Episode 10

Happiness

I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy.

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

We're just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

He's so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be. I envy that.

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

Bojack: "How do you make something right when you've made it so wrong you can never go back."
'I think you have to keep moving forward?"
Bojack: "All my life that's all I’ve ever done. What's it gotten me?"

BoJack in BoJack Horseman - Season 3 Episode 1

I do love you by the way, I mean as much as I'm capable of loving anyone, which is never enough.

BoJack in BoJack Horseman - Season 3 Episode 9

We're not doomed. In the great, grand scheme of things, we're just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten. So it doesn't matter what we did in the past, or how we'll be remembered. The only thing that matters is right now, this moment, this one spectacular moment we are sharing together.

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

Moments

That's the problem with life, you either know what you want, and you don't get what you want, or you get what you want, and you don’t know what you want.

Diane Nguyen in BoJack Horseman

Life

You are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you're a horrible person, doesn't make you less of a horrible person.

BoJack in BoJack Horseman - Season 1 Episode 2

You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it's all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late. Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?

BoJack in BoJack Horseman - Season 1 Episode 9

I think that all you are is just the things that you do.

Diane Nguyen in BoJack Horseman

Taking action

Perfection is impossible. In the 1,526 singles matches I played in my career, I won almost 80% of those matches. But what percentage of points did I win? 54%! In other words, even top ranked tennis players win barely more than half the points they play. When you lose every second point on average, you learn not to dwell on every shot.

Roger Federer - June 2024

Tennis

Tennis is a mental game. Everyone is fit, everyone hits great forehands and backhands.

Novak Djokovic

Tennis

Sometimes, I feel like I'm 40. Tennis years are like dog years.

Boris Becker

Tennis

When I'm not losing, the other guy can't win.

Boris Becker

Tennis

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.
When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up.
I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.

John Lennon

Happiness

That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good f*cking life.

Chuck Palahniuk

Happiness Revenge

The happiest people don't worry too much about whether life is fair ot not, they just get on with it.

Andrew Matthews

Life Happiness

Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor - I will need them all.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh in Gift from the Sea

Happiness

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Brain

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