The best Quotes by Mr. Big

Big: "I'm just wondering who this person is I'm looking at, because I remember when you kept your sweaters in the stove."
Carrie: "I remember when your hair was black."
Big: "That's really uncalled for."

Charlotte: "What is wrong with people just staying who they were?"
Carrie: "Some of us don't have that luxury."

The more I live, the more I find that if you have good friends in your corner, anything's possible.

Are you sure? Because alone in theory is very different than alone in reality.

If you die on me, I will kill you.

Miranda: "She didn't even have the balls to tell me she sent it. She just amazoned me."
Carrie: "Amazoned me? Did you just make that up?"

Charlotte: "But only if you're feeling up to seeing people, Carrie."
Carrie: "I see people all day long. I live in Manhatten."

I mean, aren't we all just drinking too much 'cause there's a lot to drink about lately. In fact, if we're gonna have this conversation, I'm gonna need a drink.

I'm in Central Park, walking. It's amazing what you learn about our city when you don't sleep. For instance, were you aware that thousands of people jog every morning at 6 AM?

Carrie: "She took some highfalutin job at Mina Minetti, which is, if you can wrap your brain around this, a higher-end Brunello Cucinelli."
Miranda: "These words mean nothing to me, but now I want pasta."

Anthony: "When I was little, I wanted to be Tinkerbell. Did my mother cut holes in my school blazer for my wings? No."
Charlotte: "But maybe she should have."
Anthony: "And what? I would've grown up to be a fairy? Don't answer that. It's too easy."

Lisa: "Oh my god. Who ordered the French fries?"
Carrie: "I'd have to know you a lot longer before I confessed to that."

Charlotte: "Well, it's good he's using protection."
Carrie: "Now that is seeing the condom as half full."

Carrie: "Remember when we had to legally stand six feet apart from one another?"
Miranda: "Yeah. I miss it."

Host: "What about you, Carrie? Have you ever masbated in a public place?"
Carrie: "Not since Barney's closed."

Charlotte: "Lily came into the bathroom this morning when I was on my knees about to blow Harry and I freaked out."
Miranda: "You still blow Harry?"
Carrie: "Is it his birthday?"

Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain? The exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable.

If he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly... as an a-shole!

She was a smart girl, until she fell in love.

Ever thine. Ever Mine. Ever Ours.

I like my money where I can see it - hanging in my closet!

I decided to stop avoiding the situation and take the grown-up approach... complete and utter denial!

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx; why are there so many great unmarried women - and no great unmarried men?

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free, until they find someone just as wild to run with.

Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.

The witch in 'Hänsel and Gretel'... she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it!

I was once with a guy the size of one of those little miniature golf pencils. Couldn't tell if he was trying to f*ck me or erase me.

Carrie: "You bought a pregnant woman a bottle of Scotch?"
Samantha: "The invitation said 'BYOB'."
Miranda: "That meant 'bring your own baby'!"
Carrie: "What did you get her?"
Miranda: "Condoms."

Carrie: "She isn't a hooker, she's like an international party girl."
Miranda: "She's a hooker with a passport."

Charlotte: "She's wearing flats."
Miranda: "That is the most desperate put-down I have ever heard."

If a man is over 30 and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian, they're being weeded out from propagating the species.

Org*sms don't send you Valentine's cards and don't hold your hand in a sad movie.

The only way to get over somebody is to feel really bad, cry to your girlfriends - and to replay what you hated about him over and over in your head all day.

Is your v*gina listed in the New York City guide books? Because it should be - hottest spot in town. Always open.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.