Hannah: 'You took my bag?'
Max: 'Don’t get any closer!'
Lilly: 'Oh, my God. There’s Molly in there.'
Max: 'Okay, who’s Molly? Because she’s not with us.'
So you’re going to get invited to some of these parties called 'raves'. The music sounds like this, 'Ba-ba-ba-ba. Go get it!' Be careful, that’s what we want to say.0
You know the jungle, it’s a part of you. But exploring is not a game, and you don’t look before you leap.0
The best drivers don't dwell on the future or the past. The best drivers focus only on the present.Moment & Present0
Some people believe if we repeat stories often enough they become real. They make us who we are. That can be scary.Stories0
'Pick a door.'
'All right then.'
'No, that's my door. Pick another door.'
'What's wrong with you? [Opens door] You know, you were right, this is your door.'
'What's the matter, you got a lot of bad guys behind that door?'
You guys are the best. Even though some of you are pretty thin, I think that you all have fat hearts. And that's what matters.0
Chloe, could you please get your head out of your ass? It's not a hat!0
Bumper: 'I have a feeling that we should kiss. Is that feeling a good feeling, or an incorrect feeling?'
Fat Amy: 'I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth. But then I think... better not.'
Aubrey: 'You call yourself "Fat Amy"?'
Fat Amy: 'Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.'
Everyone is special in their own way
We make each other strong, we're not the same
We're different in a good way
Together's where we belong
Tilda: 'Why have you got all your food in the bookcase?'
Amandus: 'There was no space left in the dishwasher.'
Tilda: 'How does it actually feel?'
Tilda: 'When you forget everything.'
Amandus: 'It's like... like having a head full of honey. All gummed up.'
Tilda: 'How long have you had honey in your head?'
Amandus: 'Since I can't remember when.'
Remember mad-cow-disease? Well, mad-cow-disease became mad-person-disease, which became mad-zombie-disease. It's a fast acting virus which left you angry, crazy, and with a strong case of the munches.0
Rule number one for surviving Zombieland: Cardio. When the virus struck, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go were the fatties.0
Little Rock: 'Who's Bill Murray?'
Tallahassee: 'I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is.'
Little Rock: 'Who's Gandhi?'
It's amazing how quickly things can go from 'bad' to 'total shitstorm'.0
My mother always told me, 'someday you'll be good at somethin'.' Who'd have guessed that 'somethin'' would be 'zombie killin''?0
Tallahassee: 'Out west, we hear it's back east. Back east, they hear it's out west. It's all just nonsense. You know, you're like a penguin on the North Pole who hears the South Pole is really nice this time of the year.'
Columbus: 'There are no penguins on the North Pole.'
Tallahassee: 'You wanna feel how hard I can punch?'
Columbus: 'You should actually, limber up.'
Tallahassee: 'I don't believe in it. You ever seen a lion limber up before taking down a gazelle?'
You are like a giant cock blocking robot, like developed in a secret fucking government lab.0
You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.0
Bill fucking Murray! I had to get that out. I don't mean to gush. This is so surreal. I mean, you probably get this all the time. Maybe not lately, but I'm such a huge fan of yours.0
Let me begin my three-part apology by saying you're a wonderful human being.0
Iron Man: 'Still, you are pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing, Pilates?'
Captain America: 'What?'
Iron Man: 'It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things, you know, doing time as a Capsicle.'
If you focus on what you left behind, you will never be able to see what lies ahead. Now go up and look around!Pixar0
This whole time I've been living for my treatments, instead of doing my treatments so that I can live. I wanna live!0
Nothing's gonna save our lifes, so... we're breathing borrowed air.0
Stella: 'Let me guess... you're the kind of guy who ignores the rules 'cause it makes you feel in control. Am I right?'
Will: 'You're not wrong.'
Stella: 'Why didn't I pack anything nice?'
Poe: 'Because you always pack for a hot hospital romance.'
No amount of money ever bought a second of time.Money, Time, Marvel0
Bruce Banner: 'If we do this, how do we know it’s going to end any differently than it did before?'
Black Widow: 'Even if there’s a small chance that we can undo this. I mean we owe it to everyone who’s not in this room to try.'
The world is full of magic. Small things become big. Winter turns to spring. One thing always changes into another.Spring, Change, Disney-Movies, Magic0
If the snow's white, then it's all right.
Yellow or green, it's just not clean.
I learned that one the hard way.
Rutt: 'I can't believe you totaled a mammoth.'
Tuke: 'Hey, that mountain came out of nowhere.'
Rutt: 'I cannot accept what you have to say.'
Tuke: 'Oh, come on, it was in my blind spot!'
Congratulations, you are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore.Humanity, Gratitude0
'That's all you got? Cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?'
'Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.'
I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.Marvel0
Iron Man: 'Romanoff. You and Banner better not be playing 'hide the zucchini'.'
Black Widow: 'Relax, shellhead. Not all of us can fly.'
Black Widow: 'I don't know, the truth is a matter of circumstances. It's not all things to all people all the time, and neither am I.'
Captain America: 'That's a tough way to live.'
Black Widow: 'It's a good way not to die though.'
You might think I'm cold-hearted. I am. I can't afford distractions. I've got work to do.Marvel0
Wong: 'How's your Sanskrit?'
Dr. Strange: 'I'm fluent in Google Translate.'