The best Movie Quotes (Page 88)

Hey, blubber mouth, open up! I gotta get in there!

Antoine: "These street guys have no pity."
Philippe: "That's what I want... no pity."

Philippe: "Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?"
Driss: "I don't know, it's a business?"
Philippe: "No. That's because it's the only thing one leaves behind."

Jules: "You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours."
Seth: "Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock."

I'm sorry that I blocked your cock.

You don't want girls to think you suck dick at f*cking p*ssy.

Becca: "I'm so wet right now."
Evan: "Yeah... they said that would happen in health class."

Officer Michaels: "Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?"
Fogell: "It's not the 'going' I'm worried about... but the 'coming'."

Becca: "Your c*ck is so smooth!"
Evan: "Your's would be too... if you were a man."

Seth: "Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball."
Evan: "It's like a division sign."

Brian: "You're all individuals!"
People: "Yes, we're all individuals!"
Brian: "You're all different!"
People: "Yes, we are all different!"
Man: "I'm not."

Evan: "I heard she got breast reduction surgery."
Seth: "What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift."

Seth: "I am truly jealous you got to suck on those t*ts when you were a baby."
Evan: "Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick."

Now, we're gonna walk to the falls quickly and quietly with no rap music or flashdancing.

You in the suit! Yes, you! Take a bath, hippie!

My dream was to help my hometown, a small island hidden under the A in Atlantic, called Swallow Falls. We were one of the leading exporters of sardines. Until the day Baby Brent Sardine cannery closed when everyone realized that sardines... are super gross.

Come on, Steve. We've got a diem to carpe!

Manny: "You are going to need a co-pilot."
Sam: "You are a pilot, too?"
Manny: "Yes. I am also a particle physicist."
Sam: "Really?"
Manny: "No, that was a joke. I am also a comedian."

Flint: "I love Jell-O too! And peanut butter, right?"
Samantha Sparks: "Oh, no, no, I am severely allergic to peanuts."
Flint: "Hey, me too."
Samantha Sparks: "What's it called?"
Flint: "Peanut allergy."
Samantha Sparks: "No, the machine."
Flint: "Of course!"

You see this contact lens? This contact lens represents you and my eye represents my eye! I've-got-my-eye-on you!

Have you ever felt like you were a little bit different? Like you had something unique to offer the world, if you could just get people to see it? Then you know exactly how it felt to be me.

It's okay, it's just pain.

The world needs your originality, Flint. You just have to grow into it. And I know that you're gonna do big things someday.

I wanted to run away that day, but you can't run away from your own feet.

Manager: "You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public."
Ted: "I f*cked her with a parsnip last week. And I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children."
Manager: "That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you."
Ted: "You got a lot of problems, don't you?"

Norah Jones: "You did well for a guy with no dick."
Ted: "Yeah, you have no idea, how many angry letters I have written to Hasbro about that!"

No matter how big a splash you make in this world whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber or a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a shit.

See? There. Proof. Garfield's eyes look like a pair of t*ts.

Ted: "Lori, hey. You're home early."
Lori: "This place is a wreck! Who are these girls?"
Ted: "Y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine."

Ted: "Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?"
John: "F*cking right."
Ted: "Alright, come on, let's sing the thunder song."
John: "Alright."
John, Ted: "[singing] When you hear the sound of thunder
Don't you get too scared
Just grab your thunder buddy
And say these magic words:
F*ck you, thunder! You can suck my dick!
You can't get me thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts!"

Manager: "So you think you got what it takes?"
Ted: "I'll tell you what I got - your wife's p*ssy on my breath!"
Manager: "Nobody's ever talked to me like that before."
Ted: "That's because everyone's mouth is usual full of your wife's box."
Manager: "You're hired."
Ted: "Shit..."

Horace: "That noise I just heard. Do you hear it?"
Jasper: "Oh yeah. Sounded like an annoying bug asking me irritating questions... oh, good, it's stopped now."

Fools aren't born, Pongo. Pretty girls make them in their spare time.

My faith in your limited intelligence is momentarily restored.

Cruella: "Congratulations. You three have just won the Gold, Silver and Bronze in the Morons-Olympics!"
Horace: "Who won the Gold?"

You beasts! But I'm not beaten yet. You've won the battle, but I'm about to win the wardrobe.

Oskar: "I found something from every decade."
[Puts a rock on the table]
Thomas: "You rock!"

If the sun were to explode, you wouldn't even know about it for eight minutes because thats how long it takes for light to travel to us. For eight minutes the world would still be bright and it would still feel warm. It was a year since my dad died and I could feel my eight minutes with him were running out.

People aren't like numbers. They're more like letters. And those letters want to become stories. And dad said that stories need to be shared.

I didn't know what was waiting for me. Although my stomach hurt and my eyes were watering I'd made up my mind that nothing was gonna stop me. Not even me.

Al, you’re not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I’ve looked.

If things were easy to find, they wouldn't be worth finding.

Bella, you give me everything just by breathing.

Do not look at the world through your head; look at it through your heart.

God dwells within you... as YOU!

A poor man goes to church every day and prays in front of a statue of a great saint, begging: "Dear Saint, please please please, let me win the lottery!"
Finally, one day, the exasperated statue of the Saint comes to life, looks down upon the man and says: "My son, please please please, buy a ticket!"

They fall in love in their 20s, they get married, they do the granite countertop, white-picket fence in their 30s and somewhere in there they realize, "This is not for me anymore." And so they fail and they fall down, they hurt like hell, they straighten up and march their bruise asses to their shrink's office.

I'm sorry, but how can one possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it?

She believed in dreams, all right, but she also believed in doing something about them. When Prince Charming didn’t come along, she went over to the palace and got him.

So I'll trust my heart, what else can I do? I can't live in dreams if my dreams are to come true.