The best Movie Quotes (Page 69)

Hey, you guys, look, I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags. But it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana. Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum flavored ice cream, and Velma, you're the sweet and sour mustard sauce that goes on top.

The only thing I like better than an eggplant burger is a chocolate covered eggplant burger.

In times of old the world was full of wonder and magic. But times change.

If it's adventure you seek, you've come to the right tavern.

Barley Lightfoot: "We are going on a grand and glorious quest."
Ian Lightfoot: "It's not a quest. It's just a really fast and strange errand."
Barley Lightfoot: "It's totally a quest!"

Barley Lightfoot: "No way! It’s a wizard staff. Dad was a wizard!"
Laurel Lightfoot: "Your dad was an accountant."

This is more embarrassing than the time you started cleaning your beans at Don Knotts' Christmas party.

Nothing is more necessary than the unnecessary.

The more there is, the less you see.

Think of a sunflower, they bow to the sun. But if you see some that are bowed too far down, it means they're dead. You're here serving, you're not a servant. Serving is the supreme art. God is the first of servants. God serves men, but he's not a servant to men.

If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of Adolf Hitler with a clear line of sight, sir - pack your bags, fellas, war's over.

You want to leave? You want to go off and fight the war? All right. All right. I won't stop you. I'll even put in the paperwork. I just know that every man I kill the farther away from home I feel.

He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb.

Once you meet someone, you never really forget them. It just takes a while for your memory to come back to you.

Something you wouldn’t recognize... it’s called love.

I finally get a bouquet and it's a goodbye present. That's depressing.

Welcome the rich man, he's hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there's plenty there to kiss.

Haku, I've just remembered something. I think it might help you. When I was little, I dropped my shoe into a river. When I tried to get it back, I fell in. I thought I would drown, but the river carried me to shore. The river's name was the Kohaku River. I think that was you! And your real name is Kohaku River!

Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can’t remember.

'Cause every night I lie in bed
The brightest colors fill my head
A million dreams are keeping me awake
I think of what the world could be
A vision of the one I see
A million dreams is all it's gonna take

They can say, they can say it all sounds crazy
They can say, they can say I've lost my mind
I don't care, I don't care, so call me crazy
We can live in a world that we design

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

Alright, so he got shot in the foot. What is it, a big f*ckin' deal?

Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut!

Bing? What are you doing here? I thought I told you to go f*ck your mother?

I believe
That the Lord God created the universe.
I believe
That he sent his only son to die for my sins.
And I believe
That ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America.
I am a Mormon.
And a Mormon just believes.

I got a feeling,
That you could be feeling,
A whole lot better then you feel today
You say you got a problem,
well thats no problem,
It's super easy not to feel that way!

Now it's our time to go out
And set that world's people free.
And we can do it together,
You and me - but mostly me.

Two by two,
We're marching door to door
Cause God loves Mormons,
And he wants some more!
A two year mission is our sacrifice!
We are the army of the church of
Jesus Christ!

Soon I'll be off in a different place,
Helping the whole human race.
I know my mission will be
Something incredible!

You're gonna die someday
But if you read this book you'll see
That there's another way.
Spend eternity
With friends and family.
We can fully guarantee you that
This book will change your life!

I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn't. I gotta admit the truth. It turned me on.

Jimmy: "Congratulations. Here's your graduation present."
Henry: "What for? I got pinched."
Jimmy: "Everybody gets pinched, but you did it right. You told them nothing and they got nothin'."

The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed.

In my opinion, the existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon.

Things are tough all over, cupcake. An' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike... except in California.

My father was a watch maker. He abandoned it when Einstein discovered time is relative.

Why are so few of us left active, healthy, and without personality disorders?

You know, mankind's been trying to kill each other off since the beginning of time; now, we finally have the power to finish the job.

What would you want to be known for on earth? We only have a short time on this planet. You want to become the person that you were born to be - don't waste your time on all the junk of life! Spend your precious hours doing what will bring out the real you! The brilliant, passionate you, that's ready to contribute something meaningful into this world.

We got twenty-one bridges in and out of Manhattan. Shut them down. Three rivers. Close them. Four tunnels. Block them. Stop every train and loop the subways. Then we flood the island with blue.

They’ll have to open Manhattan by morning. Eight dead policemen is one thing, but the stock market losing billions of dollars is quite another.

Franklin Finbar: "You are a terrible driver!"
Smolder Bravestone: "What are you talking about? I just passed my driver’s test last month... again."

This next adventure is even more challenging. This time, not all of you will leave the game alive. And remember, the future of Jumanji is in your hands.

Are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem you face it like a man.

Sarah: "Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me."
Alan: "It was a crocodile. Alligators don't have that little fringe on their hind leg."
Sarah: "My mistake."

Judy Shepherd: "A law of the jungle has been broken - it will set back more than your token."
Sarah Whittle: "You tried to cheat?"
Peter Shepherd: "I tried to drop the dice so they would land on twelve."

Jumanji. A game for those who seek to find a way to leave their world behind. You roll the dice to move your token. Doubles gets another turn. And the first player to reach the end wins.

I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine; things you can't even see. There are things that haunt you in the night; then something screams, and you hope to god you will not meet the same fate. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is.

Judy Shepherd: "Alan, are you ready?"
Alan Parrish: "There is no 'ready'."