If I wasn't terrified of heights, I'd like this. But, I'm terrified of heights, so I don't like this.Disney-Movies0
We're not just black, we're cops too. We'll pull ourselves over later.0
Mike, you go to therapy to get your issues worked out, not bang your therapist.0
Marcus: 'Remember: Knock and talk.'
Mike: [tritt Tür ein] 'Okay, Knock Knock! Miami PD, get down!'
Marcus: 'What the hell happened to knock and talk?'
Mike: 'Hands behind your head, right now!'
Marucs: 'I got this. I'm 'a penetrate this man's soul with my heart.'
Marcus: 'Watch and learn! Sir, that you're scared. You know, sometime -'
[Marcus gets beaten]
Mike: 'How deep you think you got in his soul?'
You know I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning, I feel lighter on my feet.0
Marcus Burnett: 'Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her.'
Mike Lowrey: 'Now how is that information gonna help me do my job?'
Marcus Burnett: 'They fuck just like us!'
Fouchet: 'I like it when a woman takes pride in her appearance. Don't you?'
Casper: 'Yeah, I hate it when a bitch lets herself slide.'
Please, man. Married life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy.0
There's too much bass in your voice. That scares white folks. You got to sound like them.0
Have my daughter back by 10:01. If she's not back by 10:01 I'm in the car, locked, loaded and hunting your fucking ass down.0
'I blow you. And I blow you.'
Marcus Burnett: 'Blow me? What the fuck? Naw, naw.'
I'm married. That's what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.0
I've got so much brass up my ass that I can play the Star Spangled Banner.0
'Cause baby, you're not alone
'Cause you're here with me
And nothin's ever gonna bring us down
'Cause nothin' can keep me from lovin' you
And you know it's true
It don't matter what'll come to be
Our love is all we need to make it through
I gotta get back to Hogwarts
I gotta get back to school
I gotta get myself to Hogwarts
Where everyone thinks I'm cool
Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts
To goblins and ghost and to magical feasts
It's all that I love
And it's all that I need
Daylight, I must wait for the sunrise
I must think of a new life
And I mustn't give in
When the dawn comes tonight will be a memory too
And a new day will begin
Memory, all alone in the moonlight
I can smile at the old days
I was beautiful then
I remember the time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again
Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?0
If you shoot me in your dream you better wake up and apologize.0
Eddie, if you keep talkin' like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.0
Mr. Pink: 'You kill anybody?'
Mr. White: 'A few cops.'
Mr. Pink: 'No real people?'
Mr. White: 'Just cops.'
Mr. Brown:' I'm blind, man. I'm fucking blind.'
Mr. Orange: 'You're not blind, you've just got blood in your eyes.'
Mr. Brown: 'Mr. Brown? That's little too close to Mr. Shit.'
Mr. Pink: 'Yeah, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy.'
It's like my dad always says: 'Always give a hundred percent, unless you're donating blood or getting a divorce.'0
You just ask the same questions every week. 'How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?'
All I have are negative thoughts.
Morticia: 'Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.'
Uncle Fester: 'Your first cigar!'
Gomez: 'What? Come on, old man, I've smoked since I was 5 - Mother insisted.'
Wednesday: 'Pass the salt.'
Morticia: 'And what do we say?'
Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.0
Salvatore Maroni: 'If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?'
Joker: 'If you're good at something, never do it for free!'
When the day's hustle and bustle is done
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun
Are you mean like a minx? Are you lean like a lynx?
Are you keen to be seen when you're smelling a rat?
Were you there when the pharaoh commissioned the Sphinx?
If you were, and you are, you're a jellicle cat
Jellicle songs for jellicle cats
But remember this, Pigeon, a human heart has only so much room for love and affection.Heart, Humanity, Disney-Movies0
Side by side with your loved one, you'll find enchantment here.
The night will weave its magic spell, when the one you love is near.
That is not brightly colored. Or shaped like a dinosaur. Hold on guys. It's broccoli - bah!Pixar0
Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life's problems.Crying & Tears, Pixar0
All right! We did not die today, I call that an unqualified success.Pixar0
Sadness: 'You'll get lost in there.'
Joy: 'C'mon, think positive!'
Sadness: 'Okay. I'm positive that you'll get lost in there.'
Congratulations, San Francisco, you've ruined pizza. First the Hawaiians, and now you.San Francisco, Pizza, Pixar0
Forgetter Paula: 'U.S. presidents?'
Forgetter Bobby: 'Keep Washington, Lincoln, and the fat one.'
We should lock the door and scream that curse word we know. It's a good one.Pixar0