The best Movie Quotes (Page 58)

John Hammond: "There is no doubt our attractions will drive kids out of their minds."
Dr. Alan Grant: "What are those?"
Ellie Sattler: "Small versions of adults, honey."

T-Rex doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt. Can't just suppress 65 million years of gut instinct.

Ian: "I love kids. Anything at all can and does happen. Same with wives, for that matter."
Alan: "You're married?"
Ian: "Occasionally. Yeah, I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm."

God help us, we're in the hands of engineers.

The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control.

If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously.

All major changes are like death. You can't see what is on the other side until you get there.

John Hammond: "All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked."
Ian Malcolm: "Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saurus.

Welcome to Jurassic Park!

Just relax. It's just like taking a stroll through the woods. 65 million years ago.

You asked for it. Hold on to your butts!

If you want to leave your name on something, fine. But stop putting it on other people's headstones!

That is one big pile of shit!

Don't forget why we built this place, Claire. Jurassic World exists to remind us how very small we are. How new. You can't put a price on that.

The new mission, should you choose to accept it, is to prevent further loss of life. As always, should you or any of your team members be killed or eaten, InGen will disavow all knowledge of your actions.

The world has just changed so radically, and we're all running to catch up. I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but look… Dinosaurs and man, two species separated by 65 million years of evolution, have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect?

Elwood: "It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Jake: "Hit it!"

Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved.

Elwood: "What kind of music do you usually have here?"
Claire: "Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western."

Remember, people, that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there're still some things that makes us all the same. You. Me. Them. Everybody.

Jake: "Got any fried chicken?"
Mrs. Murphy: "Best damn chicken in the state."
Jake: "Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke."
Mrs. Murphy: "You want chicken wings or chicken legs?"
Jake: "Four fried chickens and a Coke!"

We're on a mission from God.

I hate Illinois Nazis.

We're putting the band back together.

We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

We were living in a democracy the last time I checked.

I don't have to tell you what a comfort anonymity can be in my profession. It's like a warm blanket.

We just rolled up a snowball and tossed it into hell. Now let's see what chance it has.

We're trying to keep a low profile. You want drama, go to the opera!

As always, should you or any of your IM Force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck.

If you want to shake hands with the devil, that's fine with me. I just wanna make sure that you do it in hell.

Everybody has pressure points, Barnes. You find something that's personally important to him and you... squeeze.

Lindsey: "How many rounds do you got?"
Hunt: "Enough."

What's done is done, when we say it's done.

Desperate times, desperate measures.

These guys are trained to be ghosts. We taught them to do it, for christsakes!

Kittridge: "I can understand you're very upset."
Hunt: "Kittridge, you've never seen me 'very upset'."

Ethan Hunt: "Zero bodycount."
Franz Krieger: "We'll see."

Frank: "Nice beaver!"
Jane: "Thank you. I just had it stuffed."

And the rockets red glare, buncha bombs in the air, came proof to the night, that we still had a flag.

Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50-50 chance of living, though there’s only a 10 percent chance of that.

Jane: "Would you like a nightcap?"
Frank: "No, thank you, I don't wear them."

Ludwig: "Drebin!"
Jane: "Frank!"
Frank: "You're both right."

It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete d-ldo? What the hell were you doing there in the first place?

Ed: "That's no way for a man to die."
Frank: "Ah, you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening… that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine. Having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go."

I want a world where Frank Junior and all the Frank Juniors can sit under a shade tree, breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-Eleven without an interpreter. I want a world where I can eat a sea otter without getting sick! I want a world where the democrats will put somebody up there worth voting for! I may not get there with you, but most of all, I want a world where I can wake up each morning with this woman, whom I love!

I'm Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad! And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!

Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts.