The best Movie Quotes (Page 50)

People. In the Mountains. Mountain people. That's your plan?

Back then, if we could have have heard each other's voices, everything would have been so much better.

Marlin and Nemo are more than just friends... they are destiny.

I suffer from short term memory loss, it runs in my family. At least I think it does.

Just wait over there and forget. That is what you do best.

I can remember some things because I have a family because everyone has a family.

No matter how hard I tried I couldn't forget you.

Dory's Parent: "We see the undertow, and we say..."
Dory: "...let's go!"

Ya know, someone with 3 hearts shouldn't be so mean.

When something is too hard... there is always another way.

The best things happen by chance.

No memory, no problems.

What do you mean? Just tell me. I'm okay with crazy!

This is the Ocean, silly, we're not the only two in here.

These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for.

You're lucky you're still breathing, let alone able to walk. I suggest you take full advantage of that fact.

Dean: "What the f*ck do we know about antiques?"
Barry: "If it looks old, it's worth money. Simple."

Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking.

Soap: "I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid."
Tom: "You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles."

A minute ago, this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

Gary: "Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?"
Barry: "Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot."

Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney.

Plank: "Ah! They f*cking shot me!"
Dog: "Well, f*cking shoot 'em back!"

Eddy: "They're armed."
Soap: "Armed, armed with what?"
Eddy: "Bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!"

Oy! Keep your fingers out of my soup!

Allison: "I invented fun. I used to be the funnest person I knew."
Katie: "What happened?"
Allison: "What happened was I went off and had three little babies that had to be kept safe and alive."

I would love to just take a day off from being a mum and let my kids do whatever they want, but I'd also love to find a rainbow unicorn and fly it to the moon.

Allison: "Why can't Miss Hoffling ever assign a happy book? They are depressing. Have you ever read Little Women?"
Miss Hoffling: "She gets scarlet fever."
Carlos: "The Little Prince?"
Miss Hoffling: "He has no family. Harry Potter's an orphan. There are no happy books."

I hate saying no, but it's my job.

Allison: "Really? Tonight?"
Carlos: "Tonight? No no, not tonight. Tonight is our... your... the kids... Anniver... Birthday."

Although having kids is the best thing that's ever happened to us, no became the new yes.

Some people gravitate towards no. Some people naturally lean towards yes. I said yes to everything.

Thanks to budget cuts, I'm also the PE teacher / football coach. Go, Cougars! Shoot the layup for the touchdown. I don't know anything about sports.

Barry: "How about a suicide pact?"
Vanessa: "How do we do it?"
Barry: "I'll sting you, you step on me."
Vanessa: "That just kills you twice."

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Who can deny the heart that is yearning?

My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional rollercoaster!

Vanessa Bloome: "My only interest is flowers."
Barry B. Benson: "You know, our last queen was elected with that very slogan."

Adam Flayman: "Wow, she looked hot!"
Barry: "She's my cousin."
Adam Flayman: "She is?"
Barry: "Yes, we're all cousins."

Barry: "Three days of grade school, three days of high school..."
Adam: "Those were tough days."
Barry: "...three days of college, I'm glad I took a day off in the middle to hitchhike around the hive."
Adam: "You did come back different."

Barry: "I can say anything I want right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!"
Janet: "Let's open up some fresh honey and celebrate!"
Barry: "Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack it up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth, and start calling everybody 'dawg'!"

Thanks for the coffee. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.

Bees have never afraid to change the world. I mean, what about Bee Columbus, Bee Ghandi, Bee-Jesus?

Iron Man: "Still, you are pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing, Pilates?"
Captain America: "What?"
Iron Man: "It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things, you know, doing time as a Capsicle."

You can't handle the Tooth! And that's the Tooth, the whole Tooth and nothing but the Tooth! I pledge allegiance to the Tooth.

Derek Thompson: "Does this tutu make my butt look big?"
Lily: "Huge."

You might just be the worst tooth fairy ever!

Derek Thompson: "I'm the Tooth Fairy."
Randy: "Thought you said you were a vampire. You got some inconsistent mythology."

History's a rock. Can't swim if you're holding it.

You see, a beast cannot be expected to understand private property. But a man, even a stupid one, knows the difference between mine... and yours.