The best Movie Quotes (Page 49)

Brilliance should be acknowledged.

He knew how to take advantage of his advantage.

If you wish to be the king of the jungle, it's not enough to act like a king. You must be the king. There can be no doubt. Because doubt causes chaos and one's own demise.

Y'all need to invest in some parachutes.

The young succeed the old!

A gentleman's quote is a gentleman's word.

George, If I can get to you in your own kitchen I can get to you anywhere.

Everyone knows the way to a man's heart is through his wife.

I've gone to great lengths to make my operation as invisible as possible, Matthew. If you were standing on my bush, you wouldn't know it. As a matter of fact, you are standing on my bush.

I like middle age. I like gentrification, private schools, fine wines, and a spoonful of caviar to help my medicine go down. But most importantly, I'm looking forward to spending more time with you.

But now the plot begins to thicken. He has reached a crossroads in his life. The middle class and the middle age, they've got to him. They've corrupted his appetite for the horrors. He's gone soft. He wanted to cash in his chips, and get out of the game, and he seems to have found the perfect customer.

Death's still a mystery. But life, a little less so. Alone, we walk the Earth quiet. But together? As a team? Oh, we can do some shit awfully loud.

Three little words have helped dictators rule: State-run television.

One: "We need you."
Four: "Of course you need me. I'm here."
Six: "Remind me, where the f*ck is here?"

Five: "She's lost a shit ton of blood!"
Two: "This isn't a shit ton."
Six: "Oh, it's leaking under my seat!"
Five: "I am judge of what's a shit ton."

This is the day I died three years ago, as far as anyone else knows. There was no eulogy. No wake. I became a ghost. But this isn't where the story really starts. No. That was four months ago, on my team's first mission.

Never underestimate the power of a very nice suit.

Ghosts have one power above all others: to haunt the living. Haunt them for what they've done.

Ten seconds, two choices: One, the information, or your brains on the desk.

For the record, there aren't 400 people in that container. Only 395 made it here alive.

Mr. Kwai: "The delivery will be made. My daughter will get over it. If I'm lucky, she'll see the light."
Frank Martin: "Yeah, and if she's lucky, maybe you'll get hit by a truck."

I always say, the way a man treats his car is how he treats himself.

I'm still wondering if I want to know everything or nothing about you.

Transportation is a precise business!

You're always complaining, except when we make love. Then you say nothing.

Rule number one: Never change the deal.

Rule number two: No names.

Rule number three: Never look in the package.

You don't need your mouth to pee!

I got sick of seeing my best efforts turned into bullshit, by the same people that paid me to do the job.

Like a dogshit... you're everywhere.

Bugs: "We need your help!"
Michael: "But I'm a Baseball player now."
Bugs: "Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor."

Bill Murray: "It's because I'm white, isn't it?"
Michael Jordan: "Larry's white!"
Bill Murray: "Larry's not white. Larry's clear!"

Stan: "I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow."
Sylvester: "...and large!"
Daffy: "...and a dork!"

Standing at three-foot-three, four-foot if you count the ears, is... Bugs Bunny!

Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.

Psychiatrist: "Are there any other areas besides basketball where you find yourself unable to perform?"
Ewing: "No!"
Psychiatrist: "I'm just asking."

Daffy: "Listen. How's this for a new team name? The Ducks!"
Bugs: "Please! What kinda Mickey Mouse organization would name their team 'The Ducks'?"

You ever heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy man.

Don't ever call me doll!

Daffy: "You think she's got enough toys?"
Bugs: "Speaking of toys, remember those mugs and t-shirts and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em?"
Daffy: "Yeah."
Bugs: "You ever see any money from all that stuff?"
Daffy: "Hah, not a cent!"
Bugs: "Hmm... me neither."
Daffy: "It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents, we're gettin' screwed!"

Michael: "Don't forget my North Carolina shorts!"
Daffy: "Your shorts? From college?"
Michael: "I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game."
Looney Tunes: "Eeeew."
Michael: "I washed them after every game."
Daffy: "Hahaha... sure!"

Those Monstars'd wished they'd been never born!

Thanks guys, you got a lot of... a lot of... well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it!

You see, these aliens come from outer space, and they want to make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little, they're huge! We need to beat these guys, 'cause they're talking about slavery! They're gonna make us do stand-up comedy! The same jokes, every night, for all eternity! We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is... we need your help!!

"From up there, we must look like..."
Ángel: "...like tiny ants."

Not long into starting the project, this romantic vision that I always had of the ocean completely changed.

Maybe for you there's a tomorrow, maybe for you there is 1000, or 3000, or 10, but for some of us there is only today. And what you do today matters. At the moment. And maybe into infinity. I See online my greatest hits. I see the I wann remember and remembered for. That's when I realize that certain moments go on forever. Even after there over, they still go on.

Just follow me and run like your life depends on it. Because ist does.

From that moment you ran into the maze, I knew I would follow you anywhere. And I have!