I’m a reporter. I follow people that do not want to be followed.Journalismus, Marvel0
Eddie Brock: 'If you’re going to stay, you will only hurt bad people.'
Venom: 'The way I see it, WE can do whatever WE want. Do we have a deal?'
Look around at the world, what do you see? A planet on the brink of collapse. Human beings are disposable. But man and symbiote combined, this is the new race, a new species, a higher lifeform.Marvel0
This job, we try to save as many people as we can. Sometimes that doesn’t mean everybody. But if we can’t find a way to live with that, then next time maybe nobody gets saved.Marvel0
You know what scares me the most? When it happens, when it comes over me and I totally lose control... I like it.Marvel0
Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.Marvel0
Until we get to the bottom of this, your lab has been declared a top-secret military site and you're not gonna get a security clearance to get back into it or any other lab that's doing anything more interesting than trying to figure out the next generation of herbal hair gel.Marvel0
Soldier: 'Is it true you went twelve for twelve with last year's Maxim cover models?'
Tony Stark: 'That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately, the christmas cover was twins.'
Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?Respect, Marvel0
I'm no Shakespeare. I guess Romeo wasn't much of a quarterback either, right? I really wish I had the most perfect and beautiful words in the world to say to you, 'cause if I did I'd say them, but I'll tell you how great you make me feel when I'm with you and how I love that little thing you do with your nose when you smile and you always correct my stupid grammar and I hate it. Most of all I'd tell you that you make me a better person.Love declerations0
Cop: 'You are sick!'
Jigsaw: 'Yes officer, I'm sick. Sick from the disease eating away at me from the inside, sick of people who don't appreciate their blessing, sick of those who scoff at the suffering of others. I'm sick of it all!'
A man who has not prepared his children for his own death has failed as a father.Marvel0
Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy.0
A dusty muzzle. Soldier, remember in battle, that trunk can save your life. Take good care of it, my man.Disney-Movies0
Well you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him!Life, Safety, Pixar0
If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.Love, Grief0
You don't know about real loss, 'cause that only occus when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much.Love0
You can't change what people are, without destroying who they were.Character, Change0
Not a very successful species, these Homo Sapiens, even with such great intelligence. Barely 200,000 years. Alligator has survived 200 million years, with a brain the size of a walnut.Humanity0
When you know death comes soon, you look around things more close.Life, Death0
Nature is such a patient sculptor - grinding a tiny bit each day slowly, slowly for thousands of years to make such a supremely beautiful thing.Nature0
Get out and open your eyes, this small world is filled with things to see.Traveling, Motivation0
Okay, maybe sometimes I'm a little bit asshole, but the world needs assholes. Otherwise where would shit go out?0
Neighbors are friends. Friends tell friends the truth.Friendship, Neighbors0
Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living. And above all, all those who live without love.Love, Grief, Albus Dumbledore0
Words are, in my not so humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic, capable of both inflicting injury and remedying it.Albus Dumbledore0
There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.Funny Quotes0
Mini-Me: 'Are you a clone of an angel?'
Foxxy Cleopatra: 'Oh, how sweet. No, my mini-man, I'm not.'
Mini-Me: 'Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?'
Foxxy Cleopatra: 'Yes I'm sure.'
Mini-Me: 'Would you like to?'
Alright, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! One, two, and three, okay. I'm okay.0
You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.0
Felicity Shagwell: 'Austin Powers, I presume.'
Austin: 'Powers by name, powers by reputation.'
Felicity Shagwell: 'Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, shag-very-well by reputation.'
Austin: 'Oh, be-have.'
Felicity Shagwell: 'Not if I can help it.'
Austin: 'Who are you, baby?'
Ivana: 'Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.'
Austin: 'Excuse me?'
Ivana: 'Ivana Humpalot.'
Austin: 'Well, I wanna (Ivana) toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it?'
Vanessa: 'Do you smoke after sex?'
Austin: 'I don't know, baby, I never looked.'
You know what's remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.English, California0
Ivana: "Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?"
Austin: "I can guess, baby."
Ivana: "We play chess."
Austin: "I guessed wrong."
As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound.0
Hang in there, Mini-Me! If anything should happen to you, I don't know what I would do. I'd probably move on and get another replica, but there would be a ten-minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.0
You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.Love, Heros, Marvel0
Ajax: 'Fine. Fists.'
Deadpool: 'Oh, sounds like your last Saturday night.'
You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.Marvel0
The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you, but what it does to the people you love.Cancer, Marvel0
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?Marvel0
Vanessa: 'Three minutes.'
Wade: 'Deal. What do we do with the remaining 2 minutes, 37 seconds?'
Wade: 'What can I get for $275 and a Yogurtland rewards card?'
Vanessa: 'Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want. And a low-fat dessert.'
Wade: 'Rough childhood?'
Vanessa: 'Rougher than yours. Daddy left before I was born.'
Wade: 'Daddy left before I was conceived.'
Vanessa: 'Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?'
Wade: 'Where else do you put one out?'
Vanessa: 'I was molested.'
Wade: 'Me too. Uncle.'
Vanessa: 'Uncles. They took turns.'
Wade: 'I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet, which also happens to be my...'
Vanessa: '...your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box.'
Wade: 'You had a dishwasher. I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn.'
You may be wondering, 'why the red suit?' Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed. This guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants.Marvel0