The best Movie Quotes (Page 34)

Sid: "Look, the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope... with their teeth!"
Diego: "Come on Sid, let's play tag. You're it."

If your species will continue, clap your hands!

Sid: "It's a boy!"
Diego: "That's its tail."
Sid: "It's a girl!"

With my little stick in my highly evolved brain I shall create fire!

Manny: "So, you think she's the girl for me?"
Sid: "Oh, yeah! She's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all! She... completes you!"

Manny: "Don't listen to him; Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape."
Fast Tony: "Are you making an offer? I mean... no, I would not!"

Ellie: "I thought those guys were extinct?!"
Manny: "Well, then that is one angry fossil."

Let's get something straight here. Okay? There is no "we". There never was a "we". In fact, without me, it wouldn't even be a "you"!

Sid: "But he started it!"
Manny: "I don't care who started it, I'll finish it!"

I just did something involuntary.... and messy.

Buck: "Everybody stop! I smell something. Smells like a buzzard's butt fell off and then got sprayed on by a bunch of skunks!"
Diego: "That's Sid."

You're an embarrassment to nature, y'know that?

If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful.

Manny: "When, exactly, did you lose your mind?"
Buck: "Three months ago. I woke up one morning married to a pineapple! An ugly pineapple! But I loved her."

Manny: "Okay, you. Check for poop!"
Sid: "Hey, why am I the poop-checker?"
Manfred: "Because returning the runt was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't."

Crash: "Why do they call it the Chasm of Death?"
Buck: "We tried calling it the Big Smelly Crack. But that just made everybody giggle."

You, ma'am! You look like a fat, hairy beast! How would like to lose a ton or two?

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

That was the bravest thing I ever saw. Oh, that wasn't a compliment! To a opossum bravery's just dumb.

I don't know about you guys, but we are the weirdest herd I've ever seen.

He's never gonna let up on you. It'd be easier for all of us if you'd just go with it.

Manfred: "Hey, can we have our melon back? Junior's hungry."
Dodo: "No way! This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age! Sub-arctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion, billion years!"

Sid: "From now on, you'll have to refer to me as 'Sid, Lord of the Flame'!"
Manny: "Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire."

Manny, brink of extinction is a bad time to be picky.

Diego: "You calling me a liar?"
Sid: "I didn't say that."
Diego: "You were thinking it."
Sid: "I don't like this cat. He reads minds."

Manny: "Guys, don't talk to guys about guy problems. They just punch each other on the shoulder."
Ellie: "That's stupid."
Manny: "To a girl. To a guy that's, like, six months of therapy!"

Sid, whatever you're doing, it's a bad idea!

Ever since I got bit by that spider, I've only had one week where my life has felt normal. That was when you found out.

I know a couple of magic words myself, starting with the word "please".

When you botched that spell where you wanted everyone to forget that Peter Parker's Spider-Man, we started getting some visitors from every universe.

I don't really have much luck when it comes to getting close to people. Um... so I lied. I wasn't just watching you because I thought you were Spider-Man.

Love will always find a way.

They say if you dream a thing more than once, it's sure to come true.

Hubert: "You're a prince, and you're going to marry a princess!"
Philipp: "Now, father, you're living in the past. This is the 14th century."

And now, the gates of the dungeon part and our prince is free to go his way. Off he rides on his noble steed, a valiant figure, straight and tall to wake his love with love's first kiss and prove that true love conquer's all.

All these years they've been looking for a baby. Fools!

I still think what I thunk before. I'm going to get those wands.

Maleficent doesn't know anything about love, or kindness, or the joy of helping others.

Aurora: "Goodbye!"
Philipp: "But when will I see you again?"
Aurora: "Oh, never, never!"
Philipp: "Never?"
Aurora: "Well, maybe someday."

The road to true love may be barred by still many more dangers which you alone will have to face. So arm thyself with this enchanted Shield of Virtue. And this mighty Sword of Truth. For these weapons of righteousness will triumph over evil.

Merryweather: "Oh, I'd like to turn her into a fat, old hoptoad!"
Fauna: "Now, dear, that isn't a very nice thing to say."
Flora: "Besides, we can't. You know our magic doesn't work that way."
Fauna: "It can only do good, dear, to bring joy and happiness."
Merryweather: "Well, that would make me happy!"

The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her. But, before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die!

I need to listen to it the way my parents made it. It's, like, mixtape law.

"How about this one?"
"Looks just like the one I have on."
"No, it doesn't. This one's yellow."

A mixtape is a message from the maker to the listener.

Buck Wild: "The Lost World. The world's most dangerous place."
Crash: "Wait a minute, can you repeat that? I had a marshmallow in my ear."

Phew! Well, don't that put the "stink" in "Extinction?"

No buts. You can play extinction later!

Doesn't anyone love me? Isn't there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth?

I'm not going extinct!