The best Movie Quotes (Page 30)

I'm like a bomb being disarmed.

Emily Malcolm: "Aren't you curious? Don't you want to know anything about your past?"
Katherine Malcolm: "No, Em. I don't need proof that I'm more f'ed up than you are"

The release plan. Read it. It's how you stay out of here. Your Ten Commandments. No drugs, drinking, bars, nightclubs. No firearms, or any other weapons. You cannot associate with anyone with a criminal record. No known felons.

John, it's Ruth again. I didn't give you the whole story. And I'm sure by now you've worked out all the parts I left out. Please give me a chance to explain. You know, for twenty years, I wrote thousands of letters. I did everything I could to reach her the way that the system wanted me to, but I didn't hear anything. I don't want to disrupt her life, and I'm not looking for a second chance. You know, man, I just want to know that she's okay. If I had told you the full truth, you wouldn't have offered to help me. And I know that's not an excuse, but I really need your help. If I could just maybe just talk to the parents. Please, John, she's my sister!

Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

Our enemies think we are gentlemen, but reputation is what people think of you. Character is what you are.

Let's end this as gentlemen. After all, manners maketh man.

Polly: "Did you forget your manners?"
Duke of Oxford: "Guilty as charged."

To kindness and love, the things we need most!

Well, Santa had eight reindeer, he looks like he ate the other seven.

Grinch: "Your daughter's kindness changed my life."
Donna Who: "That's my little girl."

Today was - great. We did mean things, and we did them in style!

As he looked at the girl, he felt like he would melt.
If he did what she did, would he feel what she felt?

Narrator: "Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea."
Grinch: "I know what to do. I'm going to steal their Christmas!"

Sorry, can't hear you. I don't speak "Ridiculous".

All this excess and nonsense. It was all about greed. About meaningless stuff that they didn't even need. The Grinch went to work. He scooped up the toys. He raced against time. He raced against joy.

Come on, Grinchy, give me a hug! It don't count if you don't hug back, buddy.

Yes, the Whos down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot,
but the Grinch - in his cave north of Whoville, did not!

No, I can't today, I have a list of errands a mile long, and the babysitter left the sink clogged up! No, I'm not complaining, I'm venting, there's a difference.

Buster, we've talked about this, your brother's head is not breakfast.

That's impossible! We can't be out of food. Where's my personal reserve of moose juice? And goose juice? My emergency stash of Who Hash? And my secret slew of frozen Beezle-Nut stew? I specifically bought enough food to last until January. How much emotional eating have I been doing?

Look at those greedy little gift monsters.

This is the loudest snow I've ever heard in my life!

Jingle bells, Christmas smells

Past the place that you come from, far beyond what you've seen,
is a town like your town if your town was a dream.
Only it's not a dream or a hoax or a ruse.
It is Christmas in Who-Ville the home of the Whos.

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups - candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.

What about this: a tribe of asparagus children, but they're self-conscious about the way their pee smells.

Listen, Loretta. We need you to promote your new book on the lost city. You can't spend your life in the bathtub drinking chardonnay with ice.

Loretta Sage: "Unchain me!"
"That's your seatbelt."

I'm certified CPR, sort of like crossfit... I have snacks.

Okay, this is what we're gonna do. Step one: light taunting. Step two: I have no idea.

Tom: "You're still just a kid. Trust me, there will come a moment when your powers will be needed. But you don't choose that moment. That moment chooses you."
Sonic: "I just got goosebumps. Wait a second, did you steal that from Oprah?"

Tom: "Sonic, I love that you want to help make a difference. But you're being reckless. Pretending to be Batman...-"
Sonic: "Blue Justice... trademark pending."

That little alien... knew more about being human... than you ever will. His name was Sonic. This was his home... and he was my friend.

Today's forecast calls for a 100 percent chance of adventure.

Every kid has that one gift they want more than anything for Christmas. This is the story of mine.

Sometimes during Christmas, just when you think all hope is lost, something magical happens.

Jake: "This is bigger than Christmas! This is our Vietnam."
Tammy: "I don't think that means what you think it means."

Annie: "Did you wear a helmet?"
Jake: "Yeah, we always wore helmets in the 80s!"

Nintendo. A maze of rubber wiring and electronic intelligence so advanced it was deemed not a video game but an 8-Bit entertainment system.

Neighbor: "What do you want?"
Jake: "Want to buy a wreath?"
Neighbor: "Ma! This kid thinks your wreath sucks!"

Sold out in 20 minutes. Suddenly, one woman punched a grandma right in the throat. Same family, too.

Mikey was tough, tenacious, and was allowed to watch R-rated movies, and it showed.

John: "No Nintendo in my house!"
Kathy: "I second that."
Lizzy: "Looks like a no-go on the Nin-ten-do."

And there she was, glistening in all her plastic glory.

Annie: "Are you making all this up?"
Jake: "No. No way!"

A kid who thinks, how refreshing.

Video games have been doing all kinds of strange things to children.

Jake: "The year was 1987... or was it '88? Super Bowl was '86...-"
Annie: "Okay, does it really matter, dad?"
Jake: "Oh, okay. The year was the late 80s."

You know how you meet someone and you have no idea they have money? Timmy Keen is the opposite of that.