The best Movie Quotes (Page 3)

'I blow you. And I blow you.'
Marcus Burnett: 'Blow me? What the fuck? Naw, naw.'

I'm married. That's what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.

I've got so much brass up my ass that I can play the Star Spangled Banner.

You know, you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy.

'Cause baby, you're not alone
'Cause you're here with me
And nothin's ever gonna bring us down
'Cause nothin' can keep me from lovin' you
And you know it's true
It don't matter what'll come to be
Our love is all we need to make it through

I gotta get back to Hogwarts
I gotta get back to school
I gotta get myself to Hogwarts
Where everyone thinks I'm cool

Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts
To goblins and ghost and to magical feasts
It's all that I love
And it's all that I need

Daylight, I must wait for the sunrise
I must think of a new life
And I mustn't give in
When the dawn comes tonight will be a memory too
And a new day will begin

Memory, all alone in the moonlight
I can smile at the old days
I was beautiful then
I remember the time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again

Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

If you shoot me in your dream you better wake up and apologize.

I didn't create the situation, I'm just dealing with it.

Eddie, if you keep talkin' like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.

Mr. Pink: 'You kill anybody?'
Mr. White: 'A few cops.'
Mr. Pink: 'No real people?'
Mr. White: 'Just cops.'

Mr. Brown:' I'm blind, man. I'm fucking blind.'
Mr. Orange: 'You're not blind, you've just got blood in your eyes.'

Mr. Brown: 'Mr. Brown? That's little too close to Mr. Shit.'
Mr. Pink: 'Yeah, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy.'

It's like my dad always says: 'Always give a hundred percent, unless you're donating blood or getting a divorce.'

You just ask the same questions every week. 'How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?'
All I have are negative thoughts.

'He has my father's eyes.'
'Gomez, take those out of his mouth.'

Morticia: 'Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.'
Grandmother: 'Boys?'
Wednesday: 'Homocide.'

Uncle Fester: 'Your first cigar!'
Gomez: 'What? Come on, old man, I've smoked since I was 5 - Mother insisted.'

Wednesday: 'Pass the salt.'
Morticia: 'And what do we say?'
Wednesday: 'Now!'

Don't torture yourself, Gomez - that's my job.

Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.

Salvatore Maroni: 'If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?'
Joker: 'If you're good at something, never do it for free!'

When the day's hustle and bustle is done
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun

Are you mean like a minx? Are you lean like a lynx?
Are you keen to be seen when you're smelling a rat?
Were you there when the pharaoh commissioned the Sphinx?
If you were, and you are, you're a jellicle cat

Jellicle songs for jellicle cats

But remember this, Pigeon, a human heart has only so much room for love and affection.

Side by side with your loved one, you'll find enchantment here.
The night will weave its magic spell, when the one you love is near.

That is not brightly colored. Or shaped like a dinosaur. Hold on guys. It's broccoli - bah!

Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life's problems.

All right! We did not die today, I call that an unqualified success.

I'm too sad to walk. Just give me a few... hours.

Sadness: 'You'll get lost in there.'
Joy: 'C'mon, think positive!'
Sadness: 'Okay. I'm positive that you'll get lost in there.'

Congratulations, San Francisco, you've ruined pizza. First the Hawaiians, and now you.

Forgetter Paula: 'U.S. presidents?'
Forgetter Bobby: 'Keep Washington, Lincoln, and the fat one.'

We should lock the door and scream that curse word we know. It's a good one.

Fear [Watching Riley's dream]: 'Let me guess, we have no pants on.'
Girl: 'Hey look! She came to school with no pants on.'
Fear: 'Called it!'

Mom: 'The drive out was pretty fun. What was your favourite bit?'
Anger: 'Spitting out the car window.'
Disgust: 'Definitely not when Dad was singing.'
Fear: 'Wearing a seat belt.'

Joy: 'Anger, unload the daydreams. I've ordered extra incase things get slow in class.'
Anger: 'They might come in handy, if the day is full of boring useless classes, which it probably will be.'

Supermodels... heh! Nothing super about them. Spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.

Behold, the Underminer. I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me. I hereby declare war on peace and happiness!

No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit?

Frozone: 'We are talking about the greater good.'
Frozone's Wife: 'Greater good? I am your wife. I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!'

Chum: 'Humans - they think they own everything.'
Anchor: 'Probably American.'

He either said we should 'go to the back of the throat' or he wants a 'root beer float'.

I don't want to survive, I want to live!

Captain: 'Computer. Define: dancing!'
Mary: 'Dancing! A series of movements involving two partners, where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music.'

We have a jogging track?

This is called farming. You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants: Vegetable plants, pizza plants... oh, it's good to be home!

You know, I once knew this girl. Doreen. Good-looking girl. Looked just like a Jaguar, only she was a truck! You know, I used to crash into her just so I could speak to her.