The best Movie Quotes (Page 3)

Ernie: "Gee. We don't get any smokes from you, we don't get any cash. What am I supposed to do with my afternoon?"
Max: "Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose."

Kami: "What do you want, sweetie?"
Alphie: "For robots to be free."
Kami: "Oh. We don't have that in the fridge. How about ice cream?"

Alphie: "What's heaven?"
Joshua: "It's a peaceful place in the sky."
Alphie: "Are you going to heaven?"
Joshua: "No."
Alphie: "Why not?"
Joshua: "You got to be a good person to go to heaven."
Alphie: "Then we're the same. We can't go to heaven, because you're not good, and I'm not a person."

Sergeant Taylor, we are this close to winning the war. But the AI are developing a super weapon. Retrieve it, or they win.

Ten years ago today, the artificial intelligence created to protect us detonated a nuclear warhead in Los Angeles. For as long as AI is a threat, we will never stop hunting them. This is a fight for our very existence.

April O'Neil: "What are you?"
Leonardo: "Well, miss, we're ninjas."
Raphael: "We're mutants!"
Donatello: "Technically, we're turtles."
Michelangelo: "And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations."
April O'Neil: "So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?"
Donatello: "When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!"

Raphael: "Hey, Mikey, remember that thing you used to say when we were kids?"
Michelangelo: "You made me promise never to say it again."
Raphael: "Forget about that! Still got one in the tank?"
Michelangelo: "I've been holding it in for years... COWABUNGA!"

Raphael: "Drive!"
Vernon Fenwick: "You're a talking turtle."
Raphael: "Yeah, and you're a human nerd. Now that we've got that out of the way, hit it!"

Leonardo: "Donnie, what are the odds of surviving this?"
Donatello: "0.00000003%!"
Leonardo: "I'll take it!"

Guys, did you see? I totally talked to a girl!

So, they're heroes in a half shell?

You are extraordinary, my sons. Unlike anything the world has ever seen. Bowed in greatness, destined to protect the people of New York! A dark force is growing: a criminal organization known as the Foot Clan, so named because they step over the good people of this city with no regard. Their leader, Shredder, will come at you with ferocity. His Foot Clan will outnumber you! The people of New York will look upon you as their only hope. Eyes focused! Elbows locked! Stance lowered! Be one with the blades! I know you are eager to answer their calls. But your training is not yet complete. The world below must remain your home. As your father, you must trust me and be patient. You are not yet ready to go above ground, but I believe when that day comes, when you rise to the streets, you will be responsible for amazing things.

Summer: "Did you just look at my boobs? You should look at my face."
Matt: "I'm trying but it's so close to your boobs."

Mitch: "We've got a dead body on our beach."
Matt: "That's not our job."
Mitch: "My gut says there's some bad shit going on over there and my balls say we need to check it out."
Matt: "My balls say, 'let's just take it easy right here'."
Mitch: "What? Your balls sound like three-year-old girls."
Matt: "I don't know, man. That's just how they talk. But they're wise."

You're in politics. You know that no one can claw their way to the top without getting a little dirt under their fingernails.

Summer Quinn: "Why does she always look like she's running in slow-mo?"
Ronnie Greenbaum: "You see it too?"
Summer Quinn: "And she always looks wet, but not too wet."
Ronnie Greenbaum: "Right? She's the reason I believe in God."

There's no I in team, but there is a me.

Matt Brody: "Hey, I'm Matt Brody!"
Summer Quinn: "And not a single f*ck was given..."

CJ: "You look amazing, by the way."
Victoria Leeds: "Well, someone has to."

I'll die when the tide stops and the moon drowns. Until then... I'm oceanic, motherf*cker.

Guys, after finding the drugs, helping save Chen and helping me blow up the bad girl with a Roman candle, it's a pleasure to say you are officially no longer trainees.

I need your help. Because as much as I know about laptops, I don't know shit about computers.

I was born of the sea. I eat fire coral and I piss salt water. I scratch my back with a whale's d-ck, and I loofah my chest with his b-llsack.

CJ: "What is it that you think we do here?"
Matt: "Prevent people from getting sun burnt and occasionally stop them from drowning."

Mitch: "Hey, One Direction. Are you here for the qualifier?"
Matt: "I'm Matt Brody, I don't have to try out. I've got two gold medals."

Welcome to Baywatch. Our team is the elite of the elite. We're the heart and soul of this very beach. We protect when other people don't want to protect, and we go above and beyond.

E.T. phone home.

I can't feel anything anymore. You've gone someplace else now. I'll believe in you all my life, every day. E.T., I love you.

Gertie: "I just wanted to say goodbye."
Michael: "He doesn't know 'goodbye'."
E.T.: "Be good."

Michael: "Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live; kind of like those rabbits we saw. He could be a monkey or an orangutan."
Elliott: "A bald monkey?"
Gertie: "Is he a pig? He sure eats like one."

Elliott: "He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship."
Greg: "Well, can't he just beam up?"
Elliott: "This is reality, Greg!"

He needs to go home; he's calling his people. And I don't know where they are, but he needs to go home.

You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T.!

We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license!

Tyler: "Douche bag."
Mary: "No 'douche bag' talk in my house!"

Scientist: "Elliott thinks its thoughts."
Michael: "No, Elliott... feels his feelings."

I just hope we don't wake up on Mars or somethin' surrounded by millions of these squashy little guys.

Mary: "What are you doing, Gertie?"
Gertie: "I'm going to play in Elliott's room."
Mary: "Okay, don't let them torture you."
Gertie: "I won't, Mary."

Hello, everyone. It's time to play a game. You all pretended to cure me. But what I have planned for each of you is very real.

Death is a surprise party. Unless of course, you're already dead on the inside.

You're probably wondering where you are. I'll tell you where you might be. You might be in the room you die in.

How you play the cards you're dealt is all that matters.

I've never murdered anyone in my life. The decisions were up to them.

When faced with death, who should live versus who will live are two entirely separate things.

Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist.

If we don't act now, we may not have much of an America left to defend.

Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war.

Albert Nimzicki: "I'm not Jewish."
Julius Levinson: "Nobody's perfect."

If you're so smart, tell me something, how come you go to M.I.T. for 8 years to become a cable repairman?

President Whitmore: "Why the hell wasn't I told about this place?"
Albert Nimziki: "Two words, Mr. President. Plausible deniability."
President Whitmore: "I don't understand. Where does all this come from? How do you get funding for something like this?"
Julius Levinson: "You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?"