The best Movie Quotes (Page 3)

CC: "When do you find out if you got into college early? I would really love to help you pack."
Wyatt: "I detect sarcasm, which is universally regarded as the lowest form of humor."

Bill Walker in Family Switch

I tried the physical realm... I will take the digital realm.

Wyatt Walker in Family Switch

Jess: "Kids, it's time for the annual Chrismas video."
CC: "Uh, not right now, Mom."
Jess: "What are you talking about? You used to love these."
CC: "The key word being 'used to'."

Family Switch

A whole new world
A hundred thousand things to see
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be

Jasmin in Aladdin

Shooting Stars

For most of human civilization we believed that life could only exist on the surface of our planet. What else were we wrong about?

Godzilla x Kong - The New Empire

This world has more secrets than we could possibly imagine.

Godzilla x Kong - The New Empire

A gray heron once told me that all gray herons are liars. So, is that the truth or a lie?

The Boy and the Heron

I know it's a lie... but I have to see!

The Boy and the Heron

You see this world? There's more work to be done.

The Boy and the Heron

Do you wanna build a snowman?
Come on, let's go and play!
I never see you anymore
Come out the door
It's like you've gone away
We used to be best buddies
And now we're not
I wish you would tell me why
Do you wanna build a snowman?
It doesn't have to be a snowman

Anna in Frozen

Snowman

It's a tough time, but these are the best years. Believe me.

Leo in Leo

Youth

Summer: "Why are your hands wet?"
Leo: "They're naturally moist."

Leo in Leo

No animal wants to be locked up.

Leo in Leo

Squirtle: "All right, another year, another batch of fifth-grade headcases."
Leo: "Let's just get through it."
Teacher: "I hope everyone's met our class pets, Leonardo and Squirtle."
Kid 1: "I'm not touching those things."
Kid 2: "Don't they eat, sleep, and poo in the same place?"
Squirtle: "Hey! I poo where he sleeps."

Leo

The Pokémon don't exactly tell you what makes them happy, and I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing. Well, most humans won't say it to your face either.

Haru in Pokémon - Concierge

So I look up at the stars to guide me
And throw caution to every warning sign
I'm sure there will be challenges that find me
But I can take them on one at a time

Asha in Wish

A week ago, I spent my life racing against time... trying to save people who were running out of it. Until one moment... changed everything.

Cassandra Webb in Madame Web

New York City is a whole new level of crazy these days.

Madame Web

"Okay, you're showing off."
"Maybe a little."

Cassandra Webb in Madame Web

Once upon a time, stood Rosas, a most magical kingdom founded by a king with the power to grant wishes...

Asha in Wish

Kora: "I'm here to make you an offer. To give you a chance at redemption."
General Titus: "We are beyond redemption."
Kora: "What about revenge?"

Kora in Rebel Moon - Part One - A Child of Fire

The Death Chill. The power to kill by fear itself. Your veins turn to rivers of ice. Your bones crack and the last thing you see is your own tear ducts freezing up.

Dr. Raymond "Ray" Stantz in Ghostbusters - Frozen Empire

Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast that I would try to touch her between her legs. It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead.

Rob Gordon in High Fidelity

Rob, top five musical crimes perpetuated by Stevie Wonder in the '80s and '90s. Go. Sub-question: is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter day sins, is it better to burn out or fade away?

Barry Judd in High Fidelity

Stevie Wonder

The making of a great compilation tape, like breaking up, is hard to do and takes ages longer than it might seem. You gotta kick off with a killer, to grab attention. Then you got to take it up a notch, but you don't wanna blow your wad, so then you got to cool it off a notch. There are a lot of rules. Anyway... I've started to make a tape... in my head... for Laura. Full of stuff she likes. Full of stuff that make her happy. For the first time I can sort of see how that is done.

Rob Gordon in High Fidelity

I can't fire them. I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day. That was four years ago.

Rob Gordon in High Fidelity

Captain Dickson: "New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and f*ck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed."
Jenko: "Oh, I love Disneyland!"
Captain Dickson: "You two sons of b*tches are going to college!"

Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street

College Disneyland

Jenko: "Got a pound of coke."
Schmidt: "We are trying to show them a good time, not ruin their f*cking lives."
Jenko: "Pound of marijuana?"
Schmidt: "Best party ever!"

21 Jump Street

Marijuana & Weed Cocaine

I really thought this job would have more car chases and explosions... and less homeless people doodooing everywhere.

Greg Jenko in 21 Jump Street

Police

If any of my officers are caught giving alcohol to minors, they'll find themselves in prison with a snorkel duct taped to their mouth, and me shitting down that snorkel!

Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street

Sanders: "You punched me because I'm gay?"
Jenko: "What? No, I... oh, come on. I punched him and... he turned out to be gay afterwards."

Greg Jenko in 21 Jump Street

Chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit, right?

Greg Jenko in 21 Jump Street

Chemistry

Dickson: "Don't f*ck no students, don't f*ck no teachers."
Schmidt: "Sir, I know we may look like a couple of lady-killers, but me and my partner will be super professional."
Dickson: "Clearly I wasn't talking to you, big-titties. You cherub-looking motherf*cker. I was talking to your partner, fake-ass Handsome McGee here. When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say 'shut the f*ck up', I'm talking to you."

Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street

Liking comic books is popular, environmental awareness, being tolerant. If I was just born ten years later, I would have been the coolest person ever.

Morton Schmidt in 21 Jump Street

Nerds Comic Books

Jenko: "You have the right to remain... an attorney."
Hardy: "Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?"
Schmidt: "You do have the right to be an attorney if you want to."

21 Jump Street

You know what they do to handsome guy like me in prison. It rhymes with grape.

Eric Molson in 21 Jump Street

Prisons

They're teenagers, man. They're really stupid, so you should blend right in.

Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street

Teenagers

You are here because you some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' motherf*ckers.

Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street

Dickson: "He's white, that means people actually give a shit."
Schmidt: "I would just like to say that I would give a shit if he were black."

Morton Schmidt in 21 Jump Street

Jenko: "Where do we report to?"
Hardy: "Down on Jump Street. 37 Jump Street... wait, that doesn't sound right."

21 Jump Street

[about all the photos of him in his parents' house] It looks like I died in a car crash and you never got over me.

Morton Schmidt in 21 Jump Street

Sir, if I have to suck someone's dick... I will, but I prefer not to.

Morton Schmidt in 21 Jump Street

Annie Schmidt: "What kind of a sick animal draws an ejaculating penis into a 8-year-old's mouth?"
Greg Jenko: "It's arguably, like, an airplane throwing up."
Annie Schmidt: "You think I don't know that's a dick and balls? I know all about dick and balls! I partied with Robert Downey Jr. before he got sober, when he was really f*cked up and a lot of fun!"

21 Jump Street

Robert Downey, Jr.

You don't care about the environment? That's f*cked up, man!

Eric Molson in 21 Jump Street

Get your... motherf*cking ass up when I'm talking to you! I know what ya'll thinking. Angry black Captain. It ain't nothing but a stupid stereotype. Well let me tell you something, I'm black, and I worked my ass off to become Captain, and sometimes I get angry. So suck a dick!

Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street

You never won't know what you can't achieve before you don't achieve it.

Mr. Gordon in 21 Jump Street

We're like, in the end of "Die Hard" right now, only it's our actual life!

Morton Schmidt in 21 Jump Street

Hey! stop f*cking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems! He's busy... with Korean shit!

Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street

There can be only one!

Highlander