The best Movie Quotes (Page 29)

"I just got a call to do the hair and makeup for the royal wedding for 50,000 dollars."
"It's like a glass slipper."
"But money."

"Hot prince visit makes temperatures rise in the city." Seriously, though, what's with his hair?

You could be my Sherpa guide to normal life.

And the luscious sound swelled, reaching up to the skies.
And the Grinch heard with his heart, and it tripled in size.

I've spent my entire life hating Christmas and everything about it. But now I see that it wasn't Christmas I hated, it was being alone. But I'm not alone anymore. And I have all of you to thank for it.

But I think the most likely reason of all,
may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

Savannah: "To the woods? There are evil clowns in there, Barney. Their heads go all the way around."
Barney: "That's owls, Savannah."

Barney: "I just... the goat's wool and my allergies."
Donka: "Oh, no, no, no. No one in Pudowski family have allergy."
Graham: "What about Uncle Boris?"
Donka: "He was possessed. By a demon in a cashew."

Look! It's naked. Yo, I can see its ro-butt. Get it?

Three month wait? What is this? Stalinist Russia?

Once, I mend my own hernia with bread knife and vodka.

Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see.

At one time most of my friends could hear the bell. But as years passed, it fell silent for all of them. Even Sarah found, one Christmas, that she could no longer hear its sweet sound. Though I've grown old, the bell still rings for me... as it does for all who truly believe.

There's no greater gift than friendship.

The best time of the year
When everyone comes home
With all this Christmas cheer
It's hard to be alone

One thing about trains: It doesn't matter where they're goin'. What matters is deciding to get on.

Seeing is believing. Am I right?

On Christmas Eve, many years ago, I lay quietly in my bed. I did not rustle the sheets. I breathed slowly and silently. I was listening for a sound I was afraid I'd never hear. The ringing bells of Santa's sleigh.

Putting up the Christmas tree
With friends who come around
It's so much fun
When Christmas comes to town

Once I take out the leader, which is you, I'll have to contend with one or two enthusiastic wingmen. The last two guys, they always run.

There are three things cops never do: They don't vote Democrat, they don't drive Cadillacs and they never use personal vehicles.

Jeb: "Hey. Outside!"
Jack: "Pay your check first."
Jeb: "I'll pay later."
Jack: "You won't be able to."

Jack: "What I mean is, the cheapest woman tends to be the one you pay for."
Sandy: "I am not a hooker!"
Jack: "No. A hooker would get the joke."

Sandy: "I'm Sandy."
Jack: "So was I. Last week. On a beach, in Florida."

I like to see a man like you live a long life with all your teeth knocked out. Passed around 'til a brother can't tell your fart from a yawn.

This here is District Attorney Rodin. Want to know what he's wondering? Whether you're gonna walk like a man or cry like a pssy on your way to the death house.

Calvin Emerson: "'Simple loony' won't do it for you?"
Jack Reacher: "I like to have at least one alternate theory."

We tampered with the stability of spacetime. The Multiverse is a concept about which we know frighteningly little.

The best things in life aren't things at all.

I know his heart. I love him. I would forgive him thousand more times if I had to.

Olga: "Why would you stow away to such a hellish place?"
Amleth: "To find what was stolen from me."
Olga: "And what is that?"
Amleth: "The kingdom."

Your strength breaks men's bones. I have the cunning to break their minds.

You must choose between kindness for your kin, or hate for your enemies.

Remember for whom you shed your last teardrop!

I will avenge you, Father. I will save you, Mother. I will kill you, Fjölnir!

Night by night, we will carry out my pledge of vengeance.

Your fate is set and you cannot escape it!

Sometimes you gotta let the feelings in. They're not going to break you, I promise.

Mama said to take some chances
You never know when your last dance is

Normally, chicks run towards me instead of away from me. I'm losing my touch.

City or country, California or Rome
Doesn't matter where we are, we make this house a home
Wherever we end up, it's by our own design
And like the wine we drink, our love gets better over time

Callie: "What are you doing?"
Joseph: "I don't know. I'm just trying to have a conversation with you."
Callie: "Well, don't."

I have to admit it, it was you all along
And I don't know how to say the words, so I put them in a song
I'm steady and I'm simple, you're intricate and wild
And although the years have made me weary, I feel like a child
And it's all because of you

Joseph: "Is 'Manny' short for something?"
Manny: "Yeah, Juan-Pablo Manuel Francisco Villanueva-Cortes."
Joseph: "Great, 'Manny' it is."

Even though we don't have to step on grapes to make wine nowadays, I convinced my sister that grapes squishing between your toes makes people happy.

Callie: "There's more to life than money."
Joseph: "Yeah, but it doesn't suck... having money."

As far as I can tell, you've got one skill. Getting young women to do whatever the hell you ask them to.

I don't know, that girl that just skipped out of here, it's like... it's like I got my girl back. And I think you might have something to do with that.

Joseph: "I'll call you."
Woman: "No you won't."
Joseph: "Okay."

Joseph: "Voicemail, thank God! Gemma. Hey, it's me. Listen, I've been thinking a lot, and I think it's pretty clear that we're not working, so, uh, I think we should call it quits. Yeah, but remember, you are a sensational woman that is going to make some man very happy some day. Stay beautiful."
Leo: "Wow, I really though she was the one."