The best Movie Quotes (Page 25)

Bam: "If I could, I would've folded myself up in there for you as your gift."
Joe: "Bam. You couldn't fold yourself up in a pickup truck."

Leroy Brown: "Joe! That's your grandniece, that's kin to you!"
Joe Simmons: "Grandniece? What the hell is a grandniece? I'm from Alabama. After daughter, it don't damn matter."

Children are gonna live their own lives whether we want them to or not.

I'll give you a lesson in life. In the morning, the sun will rise, and if it don't, you have died.

Rosa Parks is a whole entire Civil Rights hero. She's a shero.

A future isn't a future without a past.

Tim: "How you doin'?"
Joe: "Uh, fair to middlin'. Nuts don't work, but they still trying. They'll crank out a little now and then to make her happy."
Tim: "Okay... uh, I didn't need to know that."

What you batting your eyes and fixing your hair for? Bam, you barking up the wrong trees.

Never let your girlfriend and your man hang out too often!

I didn't make it rain, but I sure made it drizzle.

Get your hand away! You ain't heard of COVID-1920?

Just like an apple trying to get through the eye of a needle.

I wish I was a mirror, so I can see myself inside of you.

What the hell kind of sense it make what these police doing to black people?

We don't pay no fines, they gotta catch me first.

Erin: "I didn't go to Mexico to watch you get sh-t-faced for four days."
Kemper: "That's what you do in Mexico!"

Dante: "[seeing a Confederate flag] What? Are you serious?"
Lila: "Newsflash, we're in deep Texas."

Richter: "Sorry if a big gun makes you uncomfortable."
Melody: "I've seen bigger."

You don't want to go fooling around other folks' property. If some folks don't like it... they don't mind showing you.

I just can't take no pleasure in killing. There's just some things you gotta do. Don't mean you have to like it.

Sorry to keep you waiting, young lady. I had to lock up the shop and turn the lights off. The cost of electricity these days is enough to drive a man like me out of business.

Sally: "Oh, I wish they hadn't let the place fall apart."
Jerry: "Now it looks like the birthplace of Bela Lugosi."

Richter: "Ever shot one before?"
Lila: "No. Been shot at."
Richter: "Drunk dad?"
Lila: "Stonebrook High."

There are moments when we cannot believe that what is happening is really true. Pinch yourself and you may find out that it is.

Behold the joys of late-stage capitalism.

Lila: "So, Richter, why are you such a nihilist?"
Richter: "A what?"
Lila: "I mean, anyone who blasts diesel into the atmosphere like that, truly gives zero f-s about like anything."
Richter: "I'm a Texan. I don't like people telling me what to do. Especially smug, self-righteous, rich, city folk."

Why, my old grandpa was the best killer there was at the slaughterhouse. Why, it never took more than one lick they say. Why, he did 60 cattle in five minutes once. They say he could have done more if the hook and pull gang could have gotten the beeves out of the way faster.

The film which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of five youths, in particular Sally Hardesty and her invalid brother, Franklin. It is all the more tragic in that they were young. But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and macabre as they were to see that day. For them an idyllic summer afternoon drive became a nightmare. The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

Graverobbing in Texas is this hour's top news story. An informant led officers of the Muerto County Sheriff's Department to a cemetery just outside the small rural Texas community of Newt early this morning. Officers there discovered what appeared to be a grisly work of art: the remains of a badly decomposed corpse wired to a large monument. A second body was found in a ditch near the perimeter of the cemetery. Subsequent investigation has revealed at least a dozen empty crypts, and it's feared more will turn up as the probe continues. Deputies report that in some instances only parts of a corpse have been removed, the head or in some cases the extremities removed, the remainder of the corpse left intact. Evidence indicates the robberies have occurred over a period of time. Sheriff Jesús Maldonado refused to give details in the ghoulish case, and said only that he did have evidence linking the crime to elements outside the state. Area residents have reportedly been converging on the cemetery, fearing the remains of relatives have been removed. No suspects are in custody as the investigation at the scene continues.

I'm too old for this sh-t.

You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much.

Murtaugh: "God hates me. That's what it is."
Riggs: "Hate him back; it works for me."

I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants!

Riggs: "You don't trust me at all, do you?"
Murtaugh: "Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you."
Riggs: "Fair enough."

Leo Getz: "Those doctors are savages. I mean, where does it say that a gunshot wound requires a rectal exam? With a telescope big enough to see Venus!"
Martin Riggs: "I guess all they saw was Uranus, huh?"

Riggs: "You want me to drive?"
Murtaugh: "No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'll drive."
Riggs: "Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal."

We are partners. What happens to you, happens to me.

What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here!

Murtaugh: "Hey Riggs! You really like my wife's cooking?"
Riggs: "No. See you tomorrow."

Murtaugh: "Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?"
Riggs: "Well, I haven't killed you yet."

I'm only smoking to take my mind off my dog biscuit problem.

Murtaugh: "See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn't shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him."
Riggs: "Hey, that's no fair. The building guy lived!"

Murtaugh: "What do you do, sleep with that thing under your pillow?"
Riggs: "I would if I slept."

Murtaugh: "You saved my life. Thank you."
Riggs: "Oh, I'll bet that hurt to say."
Murtaugh: "You'll never know."

I don't make things complicated. That's the way they get, all by themselves.

Murtaugh: "Remarks like that will not get you invited to Christmas dinner."
Martin Riggs: "My luck's changing for the better every day."

You know, Roger, you are way behind the times. The guys of the 80s aren't tough. They are sensitive people. Show a little emotion to a woman and shit like that. I think I'm an '80s man.

I'm not a cop tonight, Roger, it's personal.

Massimo: "This is what you call a temper? How come you're not Italian?"
Laura: "How many Polish girls do you know?"
Massimo: "It looks like one is all I need to know."

I won't do anything without your permission. I'll wait until you want me, you desire me, and come to me yourself.