The best Movie Quotes (Page 21)

I am so jealous of your life. I just ate lunch from the vending machine.

Max: "Keep up on diseases and pregnancies."
Lola: "Sounds like things get pretty wild here on a Saturday night."

It's a red burgundy, but to me, it's a passport to a travel experience. You know, I'm suddenly transported to a chateu garden outside of Dijon on a warm Autumn day.

Wait, hey, do you have wool in your ears?

Every single one of us is so unique and that's awesome. Why fit in when you can stand out?

It doesn't matter who has the most friends or likes or followers. If you just have one or two great friends who will support you.

Don't waste your time telling the people who love you the most that they don't count. They are the only ones that count.

The perfect life online means nothing when you're miserable in real life.

This may come as a shock to you, but for most kids, high school sucks.

I'm just still adjusting. I just found out there were eight more Fast and Furious movies.

Steph: "I'm doing a makeup tutorial."
Seth: "For who? Batman villains?"

Well, I should get back to enriching young minds. Just kidding, I'm covering a drama class.

Basically, you get followers by being somebody everybody likes. So it's a popularity contest, but instead of just high school it's now the whole world.

No, that's not how life works. There's only, like, three ways to become popular: To be a cheerleader, to work at Abercrombie, or to let guys go in the back door.

I got to get back to class. I don't wanna be 20 years and 10 minutes late.

Steph: "Everybody's seen that? I look retarded in those videos!"
Martha: "Now, Steph, you cannot say the R-word anymore."
Steph: "What? Really? Why?"
Martha: "Because it's offensive to people with intellectual disabilities."
Steph: "But what if something really is, like, "R-word", what do you call it? Like, super gay?"

I really look forward to putting the past behind us. You know, move past the past.

Without her, we'd fall apart. Whereas without you, Tiff, we'd have less stains on our uniform from catching your spray-tanned ass.

I'm probably gonna be losing my bottom half virginity to Blaine. So I'll be, like, in and out. So will Blaine, literally. You know what I mean?

Oh, I need that sock back. It's Blaine's. We use it for handies.

Steph: "What makes you think you're gonna win?"
Tiffany: "'Cause I'm MTV, and you're VH1. I'm the real deal, and you're a poser."

I'm on a diet of only bananas and ice cubes 'til prom.

I can't have video record of me partying. The media's gonna use it to try and discredit me when I run for office, like they did with AOC.

I just wanted to be like them so bad. If they were this amazin in high school, imagine how perfect the rest of their lives would be.

Cute that in Australia you call it a party, 'cause in America, we call that a freak show.

I felt like the kids I wanted to be. You know, the ones who seem immune to that awkward teen phase. The ones whose bones have Jenga'd themselves into a hot frame. The only bumps on their skin are abs, and their natural scent is perfect, like CK One perfect. The populars.

Guys, what kind of psycho world is this where the cheerleaders don't get invited to a party?

When I moved to the US, I knew fitting in was gonna be hard. I just didn't know how bloody hard it was going to be.

If you don't like what I'm saying, don't write in the comments because I will not read it and will not even care.

You survived 20 years without solid food. You can go for a weekend without your iPhone, hon.

There's a Pokémon in that forest, it's a bad one. It's called Zoroark. That Pokémon was supposedly mistreated by humans. It lost everything and became something else.

Adam (child): "Wait. Bullet? You were shot?"
Adam (adult): "No, I was stabbed with a bullet. What do you think, moron?"

If I wanted to hurt you, I would have. If I'm being honest with myself, you have a very punchable face.

Ellie: "I love you, honey."
Adam: "I love you too, Mom. More than I know."

Adam: "Make good choises, okay?"
Ellie: "Said the boy who got suspended."

Ellie: "I don't think it's a date."
Adam: "Your dress thinks it is."

Ellie: "It's the third time you've been suspended for fighting."
Adam: "You'd think I'd be better at it by now."

Adam: "He was giving me crap in front of the whole class. I couldn't just take it."
Ellie: "He's twice your size."
Adam: "Everyone is twice my size. I've seen babies bigger than me."

Who talks like that? Did you order, like, a "Bully Starter Kit" on Amazon or somethin'? I mean, do you even hear yourself?

"You know I can track your jump."
Adam: "Yeah, but you know that I know that. So one of us doesn't know something else, right?"

Massimo: "Legend says that Zeus used to hide Typhon there - a monster of 100 heads - and that it's still trying to escape."
Laura: "So, Typhon didn't fall in love with Zeus in 365 days."

You always have a choice. The thing is, you have to take responsibility of your own life.

Domenico: "Baby, please calm down!"
Olga: "I can't calm down. I'm Polish!"

Being a good wife is one of the most difficult jobs in the world.

It doesn't matter what we drive or what we eat, as long as we're together.

A dark secret is the foundation of any successful relationship.

Massimo, you have to get out of here! It brings bad luck to see the bride before the wedding. Not to say to bang her and ruin her makeup!

I don't see how a video game can kill someone. I mean Pac-Man doesn't go around eating people.

Lance: "What are you worth? Ten dollars? Fifteen for the hour?"
Kayla: "You take one more step, you'll find out what I'm worth!"

Isaac: "How's that job hunt going?"
Kayla: "I'm on twenty-seven 'f- yous' and counting, so..."
Isaac: "That's why you don't drop out. You got to go back and graduate."