The best Movie Quotes (Page 2)

What about the person we show it to? What happens to them?

Aidan Keller in The Ring

Rachel: He watched the tape.
Noah: Who? who watched it?
Rachel: Our son.

Noah: "I can't imagine being stuck down a well all alone like that. How long could you survive?"
Rachel: "Seven days."

The Ring

Don't you understand, Rachel? She never sleeps!

Aidan Keller in The Ring

Chris MacNeil: "Oh no, that was no spasm. I got on the bed. The whole bed was thumping and rising off the floor and shaking. The whole thing, with me on it!"
Dr. Klein: "Mrs. MacNeil, the problem with your daughter is not her bed; it's her brain."

The Exorzist

Father Karras: "Why her? Why this girl?"
Father Merrin: "I think the point is to make us despair. To see ourselves as... animal and ugly. To make us reject the possibility that God could love us."

The Exorzist

The Power of Christ compels you!

The Exorzist

Especially important is the warning to avoid conversations with the demon. We may ask what is relevant but anything beyond that is dangerous. He is a liar. The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Damien, and powerful. So don't listen to him. Remember that - do not listen.

Merrin in The Exorzist

Percy: "Okay. Whatever this is, it's done. You can't track me anymore. I'm changing my phone passcode."
Allison: "To what?"

No Hard Feelings

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it.

HAL 9000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

HAL 9000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey

Do I look like a man who came halfway across Europe to die on a bridge?

Frank Martin in The Transporter - 3

Have a good life… What's left of it.

Frank Martin in The Transporter - 2

One-Liners

You don't have to wait for later
Here's a new eliminator
Ask your local weapon trader
For the Superperforator
Stress? Just cool it
Here's a special bullet
Put it in the magazin
Boom a bang into your beam

You can call the operator
For the Superperforator
Killing is our habit
Make you wriggle like a rabbit
But before you die, my dear
Have a final glass of beer
And before the break of dawn
We'll have you back where you belong
Sprinkeling the lawn

Santa Maria in Der Schuh des Manitu - Superperforator Text - Lyrics

Sometimes the best way to blend in is to stand out.

Cyrus Whitaker in Lift

Camila: "We are taking the plane?"
Mi-Sun: "The whole plane?"
Cyrus: "It's kind of hard to take half a plane."

Cyrus Whitaker in Lift

Abby: "You want Cyrus to nick the gold."
Huxley: "Well, I wouldn't have used the word 'nick', but..."

Lift

N8: "Why did you fake my kidnapping?"
Camila: "Borrowing. A human."
Cyrus: "Leonardo da Vinci sold The Mona Lisa for twenty-five thousand dollars and nobody gave a shit about it for four hundred years until someone stole it. That smile is now worth eight hundred and sixty million because there's a crazy story behind it. Just like the one of us borrowing you."

Cyrus Whitaker in Lift

Leonardo Da Vinci

Cyrus: "How does it feel in the hall?"
Mi-Sun: "Rich."
Cyrus: "My favorite feeling."

Cyrus Whitaker in Lift

Abby: "That was real cute, by the way, nicking the painting that was in the NFT."
Cyrus: "Thought you'd appreciate the artistry involved."
Abby: "You stole art, Cyrus. You didn't make it."

Lift

Can I get you a drink? What is it? Tequila during the day, vodka by night, right?

Cyrus Whitaker in Lift

Camila: "I don't appreciate the emotional blackmail, Cyrus."
Cyrus: "This is not emotional blackmail. This is blackmail blackmail."

Cyrus Whitaker in Lift

There's some people you steal from, and there's some people that you don't steal from. Lars Jorgensen kills both. It's a hard pass for me.

Cyrus Whitaker in Lift

Travis: "My wife speaks three languages. She's hot as f*ck. The sex is incredible."
Maddie: "That's great. Is her v*gina dishwasher-safe?"
Travis: "No. She's a real person. Unlike you. You wanna know what the best part is? When I told her that I loved her, she said it back to me instead of running away."
Maddie: "That must've been a really exciting second date."

No Hard Feelings

Percy: "Why do you want to adopt a dog?"
Maddie: "Because I can't have dogs of my own."

No Hard Feelings

Maddie: "Date him?"
Laird: "Date him hard."
Maddie: "I'll date his brains out."

No Hard Feelings

Allison: "I'm Allison an this is my husband, Laird."
Maddie: "Layered? Like lasagna?"

No Hard Feelings

Sara: "Women have all sorts of reasons for having sex. I had sex once because I didn't want to commute in the morning."
Maddie: "I've had sex once to get out of playing Settlers of Catan."
Sara: "I had sex once on a first date 'cause I though he was gonna kill me."
Jim: "Jesus. You're with me now, babe."
Maddie: "She's talking about you, dumbass."

No Hard Feelings

Jim: "You could always sell your kidney. You could sell your hair, your plasma, your eggs. The human body's a cash cow. People don't understand that."
Sara: "Jim, I can feel our baby getting dumber."

No Hard Feelings

Parker... now I remember you. You're Dr. Connor's student. He tells me you're brilliant. He also tells me you're lazy.

Doctor Octopus in Spider-Man - 2

Before we start, has anybody lost a large roll of $20 bills in a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.

Doctor Octopus in Spider-Man - 2

Rosalie Octavius: "You need to sleep soundly tonight."
Dr. Otto Octavius: "Did Edison sleep before he turned on the light bulb? Did Marconi sleep before he turned on the radio? Did Beethoven sleep before he wrote the fifth?"
Peter Parker: "Did Bernoulli sleep before he found the curves of quickest descent?"
Dr. Otto Octavius: "Ahhh, Rosie, I love this boy."

Doctor Octopus in Spider-Man - 2

Thomas Edison Ludwig van Beethoven

Papa Elf: "Silly as it sounds, a lot of people down south don't believe in Santa Claus."
Buddy: "What?! Well, who do they think puts all their toys under the tree?"
Papa Elf: "Well, there's a rumor floating around that the parents do it."

Papa Elf in Elf

Santa Claus

The code of Elves
1. Treat every day like Christmas
2. There's room for everyone on the nice list
3. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear

Elf

I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

Buddy in Elf

Emily: "Did you sleep okay last night?"
Buddy: "Great! I got a full 40 minutes!"

Buddy in Elf

Buddy: "I thought the magical reindeer made the sleigh fly."
Papa Elf: "And where do the reindeer get their magic from?"
Buddy: "Christmas spirit. Everybody knows that."

Buddy in Elf

Reindeer

I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

Buddy in Elf

"We have laws for these things."
"Until they fail. Then you have me."

Clay in The Beekeeper

You're telling me one man did this? And the only thing you know is he's a Beekeeper?

Wallace Westwyld in The Beekeeper

Beekeepers is a special program outside the chain of command.

Wallace Westwyld in The Beekeeper

I protect the hive. When the system is out of balance, I correct it.

Clay in The Beekeeper

Clay: "I got another idea for a good time. Hm? Maybe?"
Amanda: "We've got 15 minutes before they're begging to go to the beach."
Clay: "That's all I need."

Clay Sandford in Leave the World Behind

Sex

When I couldn't fall back asleep this morning, I came over here. To watch the sunrise. And I saw all these people starting their day with such tenacity. Such verve. All in an effort to make something of themselves. Make something of our world. I felt lucky to be a part of that. But then, I remembered what the world is actually like. And I came to a more accurate realization. I f*cking hate people.

Amanda Sandford in Leave the World Behind

Amanda: "The children are sleeping."
Clay: "I wouldn't worry too much about them. I mean, Archie'd sleep through the atom bomb."

Amanda Sandford in Leave the World Behind

Meanwhile, the kids seem to have completely gotten over it like it was something they saw on a show. They're on to the next episode.

Amanda Sandford in Leave the World Behind

Stand back, I'm gonna kick my butt!

Po in Kung Fu Panda - 4

Inner peace.
Inner peace.
Dinner, please.
Dinner with peas
in a sesame soy glaze.
This is not working at all!

Po in Kung Fu Panda - 4

Shifu: "It is time to take the next step on your journey."
Po: "I'm not gonna be the Dragon Warrior anymore?"
Shifu: "You will advance to Spiritual Leader of the Valley of Peace."

Kung Fu Panda - 4

Emma: "How do we play the song without sheet music?"
Bill: "How did Luke Skywalker blow up the Death Star without his computer?"
Emma: "I don't know what that means. I was born in 2008."

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