They can say, they can say it all sounds crazy
They can say, they can say I've lost my mind
I don't care, I don't care, so call me crazy
We can live in a world that we design
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.0
That the Lord God created the universe.
That he sent his only son to die for my sins.
And I believe
That ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America.
I am a Mormon.
And a Mormon just believes.
I got a feeling,
That you could be feeling,
A whole lot better then you feel today
You say you got a problem,
well thats no problem,
It's super easy not to feel that way!
Now it's our time to go out
And set that world's people free.
And we can do it together,
You and me - but mostly me.
Two by two,
We're marching door to door
Cause God loves Mormons,
And he wants some more!
A two year mission is our sacrifice!
We are the army of the church of
Soon I'll be off in a different place,
Helping the whole human race.
I know my mission will be
You're gonna die someday
But if you read this book you'll see
That there's another way.
With friends and family.
We can fully guarantee you that
This book will change your life!
I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn't. I gotta admit the truth. It turned me on.0
In my opinion, the existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon.0
Things are tough all over, cupcake. An' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike... except in California.Justice, California0
My father was a watch maker. He abandoned it when Einstein discovered time is relative.0
Why are so few of us left active, healthy, and without personality disorders?0
You know, mankind's been trying to kill each other off since the beginning of time; now, we finally have the power to finish the job.0
What would you want to be known for on earth? We only have a short time on this planet. You want to become the person that you were born to be - don't waste your time on all the junk of life! Spend your precious hours doing what will bring out the real you! The brilliant, passionate you, that's ready to contribute something meaningful into this world.Pixar0
We got twenty-one bridges in and out of Manhattan. Shut them down. Three rivers. Close them. Four tunnels. Block them. Stop every train and loop the subways. Then we flood the island with blue.0
They’ll have to open Manhattan by morning. Eight dead policemen is one thing, but the stock market losing billions of dollars is quite another.0
Franklin Finbar: 'You are a terrible driver!'
Smolder Bravestone: 'What are you talking about? I just passed my driver’s test last month... again.'
This next adventure is even more challenging. This time, not all of you will leave the game alive. And remember, the future of Jumanji is in your hands.0
Are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem you face it like a man.0
Sarah: 'Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me.'
Alan: 'It was a crocodile. Alligators don't have that little fringe on their hind leg.'
Sarah: 'My mistake.'
Judy Shepherd: 'A law of the jungle has been broken - it will set back more than your token.'
Sarah Whittle: 'You tried to cheat?'
Peter Shepherd: 'I tried to drop the dice so they would land on twelve.'
Jumanji. A game for those who seek to find a way to leave their world behind. You roll the dice to move your token. Doubles gets another turn. And the first player to reach the end wins.0
I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine; things you can't even see. There are things that haunt you in the night; then something screams, and you hope to god you will not meet the same fate. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is.0
Judy Shepherd: 'Alan, are you ready?'
Alan Parrish: 'There is no 'ready'.'
In the jungle, you must wait, until the dice read five or eight.0
Peter Shepherd: 'His fangs are sharp. He likes your taste. Your party better move poste haste.'
Judy Shepherd: 'I don't like the sound of that.'
They grow much faster than bamboo. Take care or they'll come after you.0
A hunter from the darkest wild, will make you feel just like a child.0
Every month at the quarter moon, there'll be a monsoon, in your lagoon.0
A tiny bit can make you itch, make you sneeze, make you twitch.0
This will not be an easy mission - monkeys slow the expedition.0
At night they fly, you better run. These winged things are not much fun.0
Don't be fooled it isn't thunder, staying put would be a blunder.0
Riley Stone: 'Helena hasn’t got home yet.'
Kris: 'If I were missing, I’d want you to unleash the bloodhounds and track me down.'
Nash, I don't think you could pick your nose without written instructions.0
Have yourself a scary little, Black Christmas. It's not at all like the ones you used to know.0
Twas the Night, Before Christmas, and All Trough the House, a Creature was stirring. The Stocklings were Hung by the Chimney with care, but it was Hard to Say that St. Nick would be there. A Christmas with another colour brings a Killer on the Loose.0
Schofield: 'If we're not clever about this, no one will get to your brother.'
Blake: 'I will.'
Do you hear the people sing, singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people, who will not be slaves again
When the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start when tomorrow comes
So never kick a dog because he's just a pup
We'll fight like twenty armies and we won't give up
So you'd better run for cover when the pup grows up!
If I speak, I am condemned
If I stay silent, I am damned
At the end of the day you're another day older
And that's all you can say for the life of the poor