I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me.Grief & Condolence, Missing SomeoneCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.Wise SayingsCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.LifeCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.Universe & SpaceCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
I'm related to people I don't relate to.Calvin and Hobbes
Did you ever wonder if the person in the mirror is real, and you're just a reflection of him?MirrorsCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
This is what entertainment is all about: idiots, explosives and falling anvils.Calvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.ReligionCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don''t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.IntelligenceCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: "I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
Hobbes: "What's misunderstood about you?"
Calvin: "Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.Calvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
I understand my tests are popular reading in the teachers' lounge.Calvin and Hobbes
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.WeekendCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.Calvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
People always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselves on their superiority to the rest of the world. As my artist’s statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance.Calvin and Hobbes
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.Calvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.Bad DaysCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
The world has just changed so radically, and we're all running to catch up.ChangeJurassic Park, by Dr. Alan Grant
Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions.Morality & EthicsJurassic Park - III, by Dr. Alan Grant
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.Jurassic Park, by Ian Malcolm
These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help. And if we could only step aside and trust in nature, life will find a way.Nature & EnvironmentJurassic Park - The Lost World, by John Hammond
Ian Malcolm: "I told the truth."
Peter Ludlow: "Your version of it."
Ian Malcolm: "There are no versions of the truth."
John Hammond: "There is no doubt our attractions will drive kids out of their minds."
Dr. Alan Grant: "What are those?"
Ellie Sattler: "Small versions of adults, honey."
T-Rex doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt. Can't just suppress 65 million years of gut instinct.Jurassic Park, by Dr. Alan Grant
Ian: "I love kids. Anything at all can and does happen. Same with wives, for that matter."
Alan: "You're married?"
Ian: "Occasionally. Yeah, I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm."
God help us, we're in the hands of engineers.Jurassic Park, by Ian Malcolm
The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control.Jurassic Park - Jurassic World, by Simon Masrani
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously.Jurassic Park, by Ian Malcolm
All major changes are like death. You can't see what is on the other side until you get there.Jurassic Park, by Ian Malcolm
John Hammond: "All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked."
Ian Malcolm: "Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Welcome to Jurassic Park!Jurassic Park, by John Hammond
Just relax. It's just like taking a stroll through the woods. 65 million years ago.Jurassic Park - Jurassic World, by Owen Grady
You asked for it. Hold on to your butts!Jurassic Park, by Ray Arnold
If you want to leave your name on something, fine. But stop putting it on other people's headstones!Jurassic Park - The Lost World, by Ian Malcolm
That is one big pile of shit!Jurassic Park, by Ian Malcolm
Don't forget why we built this place, Claire. Jurassic World exists to remind us how very small we are. How new. You can't put a price on that.Jurassic Park - Jurassic World, by Simon Masrani
The new mission, should you choose to accept it, is to prevent further loss of life. As always, should you or any of your team members be killed or eaten, InGen will disavow all knowledge of your actions.Jurassic Park - Jurassic World, by Vic Hoskins
The world has just changed so radically, and we're all running to catch up. I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but look… Dinosaurs and man, two species separated by 65 million years of evolution, have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect?Jurassic Park, by Dr. Alan Grant
Elwood: "It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Jake: "Hit it!"
Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved.The Blues Brothers, by Cop
Elwood: "What kind of music do you usually have here?"
Claire: "Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western."
Remember, people, that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there're still some things that makes us all the same. You. Me. Them. Everybody.The Blues Brothers, by Elwood Blues
Jake: "Got any fried chicken?"
Mrs. Murphy: "Best damn chicken in the state."
Jake: "Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke."
Mrs. Murphy: "You want chicken wings or chicken legs?"
Jake: "Four fried chickens and a Coke!"