Don't settle. You don't have to. Even at the end of the world.Love and Monsters, by Minnow
Welcome to the apocalypse, kid. The food sucks. At least you'll never know what you're missing.Love and Monsters, by Joel Dawson
You made it all this way for a girl, huh? Do you ever hear of the term fool's errand?Love and Monsters, by Clyde
I don't want to die all alone at the end of the world.Love and Monsters, by Joel Dawson
I knew this one kid who was eaten in his sleep by a goldfish he won at a carnival. Man, Todd loved that goldfish. And that cat.Love and Monsters, by Joel Dawson
There ain't nothing lucky about getting kicked off the top of the food chain.Love and Monsters, by Clyde
Dear Aimee, I am done hiding. I'm done waiting for things to get better. It's time to take matters into my own hands.Love and Monsters, by Joel Dawson
That was awesome. I feel like Tom Cruise.Love and Monsters, by Joel Dawson
Fiona: "It talks?"
Shrek: "Yeah, but it's getting him to shut up that's the trick."
Clyde: "She's probably hanging out with strippers, sipping smooth champagne, eating nachos filled with goose meat or something like that."
Lydia Berman: "Clyde, you have a really weird vision of how rich people live."
Emily: "They were geneticists."
Lydia: "Wait, wait. Both of them were like lady part doctors?"
I look at you, and I just think somewhere inside those kind of yoked, strong glistening shells, is the heart of a really good man-crab.Thunder Force, by Lydia Berman
Village idiot? Hello, Chicago is a city, not a village, and the best city in the world!ChicagoThunder Force, by Lydia Berman
You know, killing people is not a recognized hobby.Thunder Force
Emily: "Dear God, Lydia. What have you done?"
Lydia: "Emily, I didn't touch anything! Okay, I touched a couple, I touched one thing. I'm so sorry."
Sarah: "Do you have an appointment?"
Lydia: "No. I don't have an appointment. But I'm Lydia Berman. I'm her best friend, so. I mean, we're not currently, what I would say, "best friends" or "friends". Estranged, I think, puts a stink on it, that it might not warrant. But I guess you could say we're estranged now, but not in a way that's like restraining order. So do I just go up and surprise her?"
Sarah: "No, you definitely don't do that."
In March of 1983, a massive pulse of interstellar cosmic-rays struck the earth and its population. These cosmic rays triggered a genetic transformation in a select few, unleashing unimaginable superpowers. Unfortunately, these superpowers were only unlocked in rare individuals, who were genetically predisposed to be sociopaths. These new super humans came to be known as... Miscreants.Thunder Force, by Lydia Berman
Think about it. Everything we did, all those people we saved. Look what it got us. But what if just once, we did something just for us?Army of the Dead
Yeah. But seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job.Tropic Thunder, by Les Grossman
I don't read the script. The script reads me.Tropic Thunder, by Kirk Lazarus
Lazarus: "Took a whole lot of tryin, just to get up that hill, but now we up in the big leagues."
Alpa Chino: "That's the theme songs from The Jeffersons."
Lazarus: "Just 'cause it's a theme song doesn't mean it's not true."
You lied about fighting in the Vietnam War. It's like punching the American flag in the face!Tropic Thunder, by Cody
I know who I am! I'm a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude.Tropic Thunder, by Kirk Lazarus
You went full retard man, never go full retard!Tropic Thunder, by Kirk Lazarus
It's just corn syrup you guys! Blood flavored... corn syrup.Tropic Thunder, by Tugg Speedman
Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.Tropic Thunder, by Kirk Lazarus
Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.Tropic Thunder, by Kirk Lazarus
KATIE "I cannot believe you stole this gorilla"
CARLOS "She did not steal it, she won it, square and fair"
ALLISON "Square and fair. I did."
Zeitgeist: "I spit acidic vomit. Do you want me to demonstrate?"
Deadpool: "No. Listen, we've all eaten at Arby's, okay?"
Kids give us a chance to be better than we used to be.Deadpool - 2, by Vanessa Carlysle
Is that a fanny pack? I used to have one of those in 1990-never.Deadpool - 2, by Deadpool
You're so dark! Are you sure you're not from the DC Universe?Deadpool - 2, by Deadpool
I can't protect you. With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow, I'm basically Hawkeye.Deadpool - 2, by Deadpool
You're a lot smarter than I look.Deadpool - 2, by Deadpool
I want a boy! Or a little girl! Definitely one or the other!Deadpool - 2, by Deadpool
There's only one rule in the jungle: when the lion's hungry, he eats!LionsThe Gentlemen, by Mickey Pearson
Coach: "His name is Phuc, but spelled with a "ph", so it sounds like fook."
Coach: "Alright, Phuc, calm the fook down."
It was the gravity that killed him.The Gentlemen, by Raymond Smith
Life's quick and you're slow!The Gentlemen, by Coach
Brilliance should be acknowledged.The Gentlemen, by Matthew Berger
He knew how to take advantage of his advantage.The Gentlemen, by Fletcher
If you wish to be the king of the jungle, it's not enough to act like a king. You must be the king. There can be no doubt. Because doubt causes chaos and one's own demise.The Gentlemen, by Mickey Pearson
Y'all need to invest in some parachutes.The Gentlemen, by Mickey Pearson
The young succeed the old!The Gentlemen, by Dry Eye
A gentleman's quote is a gentleman's word.The Gentlemen, by Dry Eye
George, If I can get to you in your own kitchen I can get to you anywhere.The Gentlemen, by Mickey Pearson
Everyone knows the way to a man's heart is through his wife.The Gentlemen, by Fletcher
I've gone to great lengths to make my operation as invisible as possible, Matthew. If you were standing on my bush, you wouldn't know it. As a matter of fact, you are standing on my bush.The Gentlemen, by Mickey Pearson
I like middle age. I like gentrification, private schools, fine wines, and a spoonful of caviar to help my medicine go down. But most importantly, I'm looking forward to spending more time with you.The Gentlemen, by Mickey Pearson