The best Movie Quotes (Page 19)

Goreng: "Don't call me snail again."
Trimagasi: "Don't use my word again."

Goreng: "The people above won't listen to me."
Imoguiri: "Why not?"
Goreng: "I can't shit upwards."

This isn't a great place for someone who likes books. I've worked for them for 25 years. For eight years, I've sent people to this hell. I didn't know what I was doing, because I didn't know. I swear I didn't know.

Hunger unleashes that madman in us. It is better to eat than to be eaten.

Dear Luke. We fell in love so quickly. I figured I'd write you and fill in the gaps that we didn't have time to fill. Here's what you need to know about me. Music is my everything. But every time I sit down to write something, all my medical problems get in the way.

Dear Cassie. I'm a third-generation marine. I thought that by enlisting, I could earn back my dad's respect. Now that I'm actually here, I'm doing it for me.

I wanna welcome you guys to my first ever non-contact boxing class. It's called Teddybox. It's all the "wow" without the "ow".

Who the hell still uses Hotmail?

Teddy: "Look, I'm not the Man from Toronto, okay? I'm actually just an idiot from Yorktown."
FBI Agent: "We're well aware, Mr. Jackson."

Teddy: "What's that, for your little serial killer wall?"
Man from Toronto: "You think you'd make the wall? Come on, man. You're barely fridge material."

Marty: "So these flyers you made up? I spent my entire marketing budget on these things, and we ain't got one bite."
Teddy: "They're gonna come through that door any day, any minute. You just gotta be patient. You know that!"
Marty: "Well, they would be. If you had put the address on this thing!"
Teddy: "What? I mean, who really needs addresses? Then they'll call you, Marty."
Marty: "You left out the phone number too."

When I looked back, I learned the last thing that my unfortunate grandfather would ever teach me. Bears have very sharp claws, which they use to fillet the skin off their still-breathing victims.

Oh, Teddy. You need to come up with something a little less dangerous!

I'm introducing two pieces of non-breathable plastic. Think about five garbage bags wrapped up into two good pieces, where you just can't let nothing out except sweat.

Even the smallest of us are capable of great things.

Who are these tiny tater tots and where did they get so much denim?

So creamy. So delicious. Worth every calorie.

You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.

Belle Bottom: "Alright, who let the kid in?"
Wild Knuckles: "I thought he was a tiny man."
Belle Bottom: "What's wrong with you? Do you seriously think a puny little child can be a villain?"
Gru: "Yes, I am pretty despicable. You don't want to cross me!"

Minions: "Mini Boss! Mini Boss!"
Gru: "Alright. Alright. I'm not mini. Please stop calling me that!"

Minions. There are a lot of villains in the world, but I am going to be a super villain!

A good player knows where he is on court. A great player knows where everybody else is.

Hercules: "When I was a kid, I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else."
Meg: "You wanted to be petty and dishonest?"

Fabulous party. You know, I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.

Name's Hades, Lord of the dead. Hi, how ya doin'?

If there's a prize for rotten judgement
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that

My friends call me Meg - at least they would if I had any friends. So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?

I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.

I'm sorry. You mind runnin' that by me again? I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear or something.

Titans: "Crush Zeus! Freeze Zeus! Melt Zeus! And blow him away!"
Hades: "Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way."

I had no idea this stopwatch went that high. I'm not sh*tting you - when we were teaching my daughter to walk, she got up this hill faster than you.

Philadelphia, baby. You're gonna love it. Best sports fans in the world. Actually the worst, but that's what makes 'em the best.

Guys in their 50s don't have dreams. They have nightmares and eczema.

Stanley: "I can't eat that whole cake."
Teresa: "Looks like you already did."

Dirk never left the gym. This guy shows up late to warm-ups.

Love should come with a warning label. "Love can kill you."

Ups and downs are normal in a long marriage.

Just like an animal. When there are no other options and it's cornered, it will attack.

This goes out to all you American heroes. A brand-new song.

We are drowning in our eyes, don't know what we'll find
Not sure should we fly or fight this, we are terrified
Pretending that we don't care
But tension cuts, cuts the air
We're more than scared, I'm drowning in your eyes
I am terrified
Letting my fears show until I can face them
Letting my tears go until I can taste them
Hell, what do I know where you and I'll go
But dammit I hope you come back home

The ocean has sent us its worst, and we'll send it right back.

You can be a hero and still be wrong!

Jacob: "We're not keeping it."
Maisie: "But he's so cute!"
Jacob: "You and I have a different idea of cute."

You're Jacob Holland, a weapon against nature's darkest design. And I'm joining your crew.

There was a time when sea beasts would ravage our shores and no ship was safe on the sea. But those days are over. Today, valiant warriors battle the beasts far beyond the horizon.

Hawkman: "In this world there are heroes and villains. Heroes don't kill people."
Black Adam: "I do."

I was a slave until I died. Then, I was reborn a god. My son sacrificed his life to save me. Now, I kneel before no one.

So everyone just pretends to understand... and pretends to be understood.

Wherever there is hope, there is most definitely despair.

I'm rather proud of my ability to tell lies. I can trick not only others, but even my own heart.