The best Movie Quotes (Page 18)

Our motto is, the less f*cks you give, the more f*cks you get.

You a Transformer? Because if you were, you'd be Optimus Fine.

Kieran Bishop: "What's on the menu? What are we having?"
Corrina Roppo: "Me? I don't know."

Kieran Bishop: "We're classed as identical twins, but we don't share the same features."
Kaz Bishop: "I'm taller, I'm bigger...-"
Kieran Bishop: "Yeah, he's got a bigger head!"

Lily Bajor: "I'd say we're pretty iconic. Like Paris Hilton meets cowgirl."
Mady Bajor: "And we're the Bajor girls."

Imagine being swept away to a luxury villa in the South of France. You're there to find love in the most romantic country in the world. With other gorgeous singles. Oh, did I not mention the catch? You'll be joined by your brother or sister who's also looking for love.

Huck: "Open your arms, like a starfish!"
Sonny: "Starfish can't fly, Huck, starfish are stupid!"

Sonny: "I'm the definition of the law around here."
Maya: "Murphy's Law, maybe."

Do you know how hard it is to write about a man grabbing a woman by the t-tties knee-deep in dirty diapers?

We're not doing this! We're doing harmless stuff that's still got some bad intent to it.

You're relegated to j-rking off in a watery prison because your family is always home. The freedom, Sonny, to have yourself in any room in your house, that's why we fight wars. "I bought this house. I'm gonna j-rk off in it!"

Go back to the side. I can last longer from the side.

Me and you have spent every birthday togethe since you were five. It's always something crazy.

Mo: "You got a clean record, and you're free and armed. How are you still complaining?"
Darby: "I got off for good behavior, not good attitude."

Darby: "You are the last person I wanna be stuck with in a life-and-death situation."
Mo: "Well, you're in luck, okay? 'Cause look around. This is just a 'death' situation!"

Izzy: "Let's review our objectives!"
Woman: "Kill the robots."
Man: "And don't die."
Woman: "'Don't die' is just something you wanna do every day."

I.V.A.N.: "You failed to reach hyperspeed."
Buzz: "Didn't need to hear that, I.V.A.N."
I.V.A.N.: "You didn't hear that. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll repeat."

I.V.A.N.: "Mission failure imminent, please record your last words."
Buzz: "Not today, I.V.A.N."
I.V.A.N.: "If you are satisfied with this recording, speak or select one."

Buzz Lightyear mission log, stardate 4071. As members of the Elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, we've been charged to protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from any sworn enemies of the Galactic Alliance.

Buzz Lightyear mission log, stardate 3901. Sensors have detected potential life forms on an uncharted planet. So we're making a detour to investigate.

If you have a second shot, then you really have to take it!

"What are you here for?"
"I think I'm lost, you know."
"And now you are found."

I was in a band once. But things change.

A month ago, I couldn't even finish up a verse. And now we're the Tin Men.

I am Queen of the most powerful nation in the world. And my entire family is gone. Have I not given everything?

If you really love something, just let it go. If it comes back, it's yours forever.

Remember, a woman that lives only for her man will be unhappy forever.

Deadpool: "Any tips on getting into the MCU there, Korg?"
Korg: "Have a dream, chase it, lose that dream, and at that point check your emails. Maybe you'll get something from your agent saying Marvel wants to talk."
Deadpool: "Multiverses. Solves every plothole."

In a world divided by fear, one man must stand alone against the forces of darkness. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you... me, Deadpool!

Look, I might not have as much experience as you because I'm not super old like you. But I've seen all of The Fast & The Furious movies, lady. It's all about family!

I don't deserve these powers if I'm being honest. Like, what am I even contributing? There's already a superhero with a red suit with a lightning bolt on it. Aquaman ist literally huge and he's so manly. And Batman is so cool and I'm just... me.

Haha, I just threw a truck at a dragon. I love my life!

A reclusive English teacher suffering from severe obesity attempts to reconnect with his estranged teenage daughter for one last chance at redemption.

No one, not even you, can kill everybody.

Doric: "What is it exactly that you bring to this?"
Elgin: "I'm a planner. I make plans."
Doric: "You've already made the plan, so...-"
Elgin: "If the existing plan fails, I make a new plan."
Doric: "So you make plans that fail?"

Elgin: "To give us a fighting chance we're going to need strength. You got this, right?"
Holga: "Ich schon, du nicht."

Elgin: "Truth be told. We helped the wrong person steal the wrong thing. We didn't mean to unleash the greatest evil the world has ever known. But we're going to fix it."
Holga: "Well how do we pull that off?"
Elgin: "Uh..."
Holga: "Figure it out over a drink?"
Elgin: "Probably best."

And when you do this, you're bound to make enemies. Sometimes, those enemies come looking for revenge.

Who needs heroes when you have thieves?

Have you ever wondered, "What if?" What if I move to that city, gone to another school, or considered hooking up with that one friend? Can a single moment change your life? Well, this is my moment.

First year is torture for everybody. It's long days, late nights. It's like having a child, bascially.

If you wanna make an omelet, you gotta kill some people.

Dani Miranda: "You hurt?"
Sierra Six: "I mean, my ego's a little bruised."

Sierra: "You must be Lloyd."
Lloyd: "What gave it away?"
Sierra: "The trash 'stache."

I'm about to put a hit so big on your boy's head that even his most local allies won't hesitate to drop a dime. Every grade A wet team from here to Reykjavik will be vying for the prestige of killing the infamous Sierra Six.

"What do you guys know about the Sierra program?"
"Reckless mystery men you guys send in when you can't officially send anyone else."
"The Gray Men."

Change never happens spontaneously.

There are three kinds of people: those above, those from below, those who fall.

Goreng: "Do you believe in God?"
Trimagasi: "This month yes."

On those high levels you can eat anything you want, but you don't have anything to wait for. Your mind runs wild.