The best Movie Quotes (Page 16)

Vicky: "Hey, Kevin. I want to have sex."
Kevin: "Now?"
Vicky: "Prom."

I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady.

My dick looks like a corn dog and I've got cake all over my balls.

Stifler: "Observe the f*ckin' Stifmeister, what is his defining characteristic?"
Jim: "He uses the f-word excessively?"
Stifler: "Thanks man."

Jim: "Did you see 'The Little Mermaid' on TV yesterday? Ariel, she's so hot!"
Oz: "She's a mermaid, dude."
Jim: "Yeah, but not when she's on land, Oz."

Love isn't just a feeling. It's shaving your balls.

Finch: "Stifler, why in the world are you focused on me ?"
Stifler: "Because I'm surprised to see you don't have t*ts."

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.

Only the most broken people can be great leaders.

His people do not call him general or king. They call him K'uk'ulkan - the feather serpent god.

Myrmidons! My brothers of the sword! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! Let no man forget how menacing we are, we are lions! Do you know what's waiting beyond that beach? Immortality! Take it! It's yours!

In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind. Mankind - that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution - but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

"We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!"

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!

Vincent: "In Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
Jules: "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"
Vincent: "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*ck a Quarter Pounder is."
Jules: "Then what do they call it?"
Vincent: "They call it a Royale with cheese."
Jules: "What do they call a Big Mac?"
Vincent: "Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac."
Jules: "What do they call a Whopper?"
Vincent: "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King."

This really was my lucky day, and tomorrow's gonna be even luckier.

Elmer: "Why is everything so hard?"
Cat: "This is where I can help. You were kind to me. I'm gonna return that kindness to you, Elmer. Just sitting there, on this little, tiny island, an amazing, spectacular, real live...-"
Elmer: "Dragon?"

My father was born a long time ago. He lived in a world that seemed like it would go on forever. But times got hard. And he was a child like any other, prone to scraped-up knees and flights of fancy. My father would soon set foot in places no child had ever been before. Dangerous... wild... strange places.

Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.

Interviewer: "What's been the best part of your new life here in town, Edward?"
Edward: "The friends I've made."

Edward: "Kevin, you wanna play scissors, paper, stone again?"
Kevin: "No!"
Edward: "Why not?"
Kevin: "'Cause it's boring. I always win!"

People are scared of things that are different.

Kim: "Hold me!"
Edward: "I can't."

But if you had regular hands, you'd be like everyone else.

Don't be ridiculous. You're not handicapped, you're - what do they call the - exceptional?

I'd give my left nut to see that again.

All along I felt in my gut there was something wrong with him.

Hannah: "How do you know all this?"
Lou: "Girl Scouts."

We all have a past. We all have secrets.

Hannah Dawson: "Why you got to drive so goddamn fast when you know there's a child nearby?!"
Lou Adell: "World's not a playground. Teach your kid to look out for herself."

I wish I could say that some good came from what I did. In truth, I left the world a more dangerous place.

Caspian: "Mr. Clade, I'm a huge fan...-"
Searcher: "Oh, thank you."
Caspian: "...of your dad. Do you think you could forge his autograph?"

Searcher: "You gave me a machete for my birthday!"
Jaeger: "Classic Jaeger Clade."
Searcher: "I was 2!"

Callisto: "Our entire world is in grave danger. I want you to come with me on an expedition."
Searcher: "I'm not my father. He was the explorer."
Callisto: "I know you were just a kid when he went missing but now, you're all we got."

I'm loving this family reunion, but come on! We got a world to save!

Duffle: "We need you to figure this out, otherwise we're doomed!"
Searcher: "Wait, seriously?"
Duffle: "No, I'm just messing with you."

I never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? 'Cause I ordered some pizza.

This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment.

Jenny: "I remember you used to drive that crappy blue Chevy Nova."
[both chuckle]
Jenny: "What are you driving now?"
Axel: "Same crappy blue Chevy Nova."

Todd is looking for you. He is really pissed. You know what he said? He said this is your worst f*ck up ever. Personally, I don't think that's true.

Michael Jackson can sit on top of the world, just as long as he doesn't sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel, 'cause there's no n*ggars allowed in there!

Yo, man, we gotta talk, seriously. Who do you think you are, Clint Eastwood? Dirty Rosewood?

I got thrown out of a window! What's the f*cking charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?

Can you put this in a good spot? 'Cause all of this sh-t happened the last time I parked here.

Axel: "Is this your car?"
Jenny: "Oh, no. In Beverly Hills we just take whichever car is closest."

Yeah, Jenny, don't worry about me. We got cocaine and coffee here. We're gonna get wired and have a big party.

Axel: "Gimme the key! I'm gonna follow 'em!"
Jenny: "Have you ever driven a Mercedes before?"
Axel: "No, but a car is a car. I drive my car every day."
Jenny: "I'm driving. I've seen your car."
Axel: "Oh, shit, that's cold."

Billy, you know, you don't have to be embarrassed if your d-ck gets hard. Your d-ck is supposed to get hard. See? That's the whole object of this. Taggart's d-ck is hard, but he won't let you know, 'cause he's the boss. Boss' d-ck got to stay limp, right? See, I ain't on duty, so my d-ck can be hard.

Wake up! This is what we've always talked about! Look alive! You may never see it again! I don't wanna step on your tongues, excuse me.

Leonard: "My name's Leonard. It's nice to meet you."
Sabrina: "Why are you here?"
Leonard: "I suppose I'm here to make friends with you and your dads too. But my heart is broken."
Sabrina: "Why is it broken?"
Leonard: "Because of what I have to do today."

The four of us are here to prevent the apocalypse. Your family has been chosen to make a horrible decision. If you fail to choose, the world will end.

You see, the four of us have a very important job to do. In fact, it might be the most important job in the history of the world.