Manny: 'You are going to need a co-pilot.'
Sam: 'You are a pilot, too?'
Manny: 'Yes. I am also a particle physicist.'
Manny: 'No, that was a joke. I am also a comedian.'
Samantha Sparks: 'l too was a nerd.'
Flint: 'I love Jell-O too! And peanut butter, right?'
Samantha Sparks: 'Oh, no, no, I am severely allergic to peanuts.'
Flint: 'Hey, me too.'
Samantha Sparks: 'What's it called?'
Flint: 'Peanut allergy.'
Samantha Sparks: 'No, the machine.'
Flint: 'Of course!'
You see this contact lens? This contact lens represents you and my eye represents my eye! I've-got-my-eye-on you!0
Have you ever felt like you were a little bit different? Like you had something unique to offer the world, if you could just get people to see it? Then you know exactly how it felt to be me.Ambition, Character0
It's okay, it's just pain.Pain0
The world needs your originality, Flint. You just have to grow into it. And I know that you're gonna do big things someday.0
I wanted to run away that day, but you can't run away from your own feet.Character, Self-Deception0
Manager: 'You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public.'
Ted: 'I fucked her with a parsnip last week. And I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.'
Manager: 'That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.'
Ted: 'You got a lot of problems, don't you?'
Norah Jones: 'You did well for a guy with no dick.'
Ted: 'Yeah, you have no idea, how many angry letters I have written to Hasbro about that!'
No matter how big a splash you make in this world whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber or a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a shit.0
See? There. Proof. Garfield's eyes look like a pair of tits.0
Ted: 'Lori, hey. You're home early.'
Lori: 'This place is a wreck! Who are these girls?'
Ted: 'Y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine.'
Ted: 'Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?'
John: 'Fucking right.'
Ted: 'Alright, come on, let's sing the thunder song.'
John, Ted: '[singing] When you hear the sound of thunder
Don't you get too scared
Just grab your thunder buddy
And say these magic words:
Fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick!
You can't get me thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts!'
Manager: 'So you think you got what it takes?'
Ted: 'I'll tell you what I got - your wife's pussy on my breath!'
Manager: 'Nobody's ever talked to me like that before.'
Ted: 'That's because everyone's mouth is usual full of your wife's box.'
Manager: 'You're hired.'
My faith in your limited intelligence is momentarily restored.Disney-Movies0
Cruella: 'Congratulations. You three have just won the Gold, Silver and Bronze in the Morons-Olympics!'
Horace: 'Who won the Gold?'
Fools aren't born, Pongo. Pretty girls make them in their spare time.Disney-Movies0
Horace: 'That noise I just heard. Do you hear it?'
Jasper: 'Oh yeah. Sounded like an annoying bug asking me irritating questions... oh, good, it's stopped now.'
You beasts! But I'm not beaten yet. You've won the battle, but I'm about to win the wardrobe.Disney-Movies0
Oskar: 'I found something from every decade.'
[Puts a rock on the table]
Thomas: 'You rock!'
If the sun were to explode, you wouldn't even know about it for eight minutes because thats how long it takes for light to travel to us. For eight minutes the world would still be bright and it would still feel warm. It was a year since my dad died and I could feel my eight minutes with him were running out.0
People aren't like numbers. They're more like letters. And those letters want to become stories. And dad said that stories need to be shared.Humanity, Stories0
I didn't know what was waiting for me. Although my stomach hurt and my eyes were watering I'd made up my mind that nothing was gonna stop me. Not even me.0
Al, you’re not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I’ve looked.Love, Disney-Movies0
If things were easy to find, they wouldn't be worth finding.0
Bella, you give me everything just by breathing.Love declerations0
Do not look at the world through your head; look at it through your heart.0
A poor man goes to church every day and prays in front of a statue of a great saint, begging: 'Dear Saint, please please please, let me win the lottery!'
Finally, one day, the exasperated statue of the Saint comes to life, looks down upon the man and says: 'My son, please please please, buy a ticket!'
They fall in love in their 20s, they get married, they do the granite countertop, white-picket fence in their 30s and somewhere in there they realize, "This is not for me anymore." And so they fail and they fall down, they hurt like hell, they straighten up and march their bruise asses to their shrink's office.0
I'm sorry, but how can one possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it?Books, Disney-Movies0
She believed in dreams, all right, but she also believed in doing something about them. When Prince Charming didn’t come along, she went over to the palace and got him.Disney-Movies0
True, that he’s no Prince Charming, but there’s something in him that I simply didn't see.Disney-Movies0
I can hear you, you can hear me, when we listen with our hearts.Heart, Love, Disney-Movies0
I want adventure in the great wide somewhere, I want it more than I can tell
And for once it might be grand, to have someone understand
I want so much more than they've got planned
Don't you see? She's the one, the girl we have been waiting for. She has come to break the spell!Disney-Movies0
Sometimes you have to be brave and believe that you can change your fate.Disney-Movies0
And now he’s dear and so unsure; I wonder why I didn’t see it there before.Disney-Movies, Shy0
Chip: 'Are they gonna live happily ever after, Mama?'
Mrs. Potts: 'Of course, my dear.'
It's my favorite part because... you'll see. Here's where she meets Prince Charming!Disney-Movies0
Brave is holding on to hope and believing in a happy ending.Disney-Movies0
If you keep an open mind, you may find something there that wasn't there before.Disney-Movies0
Beast: 'I want to do something for her, but what?'
Cogsworth: 'Well, there's the usual things: flowers... chocolates... promises you don't intend to keep.'
Ever have one of those days where you just can’t win, Eeyore?Disney-Movies0