The best Movie Quotes

You have allowed the small-teeth to kill your warriors. The Horde has no use for weakness!

You think you are fearsome? Orc children have pets more fearsome than you.

Don't try and take 'em on with brute force. They're stronger. Be smarter!

I exist to protect this realm, my Lord, it is my very purpose. I am the Guardian.

Anduin Lothar: "Guardian, what is the Fel?"
Medivh: "A magic unlike any other. It feeds on life itself. It polutes the user, twisting everything it touches. It promises great power, but it exacts a terrible price."

There has been a war between orcs and humans for as long as can be remembered. But there was once a time when we did not even know who our enemy was. Or what that evil green magic, the Fel, had done to us.

This is Berk. Boasting the kind of balmy, fun-in-the-sun climate that will give you frostbite on your spleen.

Oh, perfect. And while I'm busy, Hiccup can cover the stall. Molten steel, razor-sharp blades, lots of time to himself - what could possibly go wrong?

Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues.

Trolls exist! They steal your socks! But only the left ones - what's with that?

It's only fun if you get a scar out of it.

Winter in Berk lasts most of the year. It hangs on with both hands and won't let go. And the only real comforts against the cold are those you keep close to your heart.

Stoick: "When we crack this mountain open, all hell is gonna break loose."
Gobber: "...in my undies. Good thing I brought extras."

Hiccup: "I'm way too muscular for their taste! They wouldn't know what to do with all... this!"
Gobber: "Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?"

Excuse me, barmaid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!

My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know, but it's not the worst. Parents believe a hideous name will frighten off gnomes and trolls. Like our charming Viking demeanor wouldn't do that.

Laura: "I don't need 365 days."
Massimo: "...because?"
Laura: "Because I love you."

I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

You see? That is just like you, Harry. You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you.

There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.

It is so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk.

All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband.

When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends.

What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.

We who have seen war will never stop seeing it. In the silence of the night we will always hear the screams.

Lt. Col. Hal Moore: "I think you oughta get yourself an M-16."
Sgt. Maj. Basil Plumley: "Sir, if the time comes I need one, there'll be plenty lying on the ground."

I know that God has a plan for me, I just hope it's to help protect orphans, not make any.

Lt. Col. Hal Moore: "I'll never forgive myself."
Joe Galloway: "For what, sir?"
Lt. Col. Hal Moore: "That my men died and I didn't."

If they're trying to get us close enough to kill, I rekon we'll be close enough to kill them.

I can't promise you that I will bring you all home alive. But this I swear, before you and before Almighty God, that when we go into battle, I will be the first to set foot on the field, and I will be the last to step off, and I will leave no one behind. Dead or alive, we will all come home together. So help me, God.

Some had families waiting. For others, their only family would be the men they bled beside. There were no bands, no flags, no Honor Guards to welcome them home. They went to war because their country ordered them to. But in the end, they fought not for their country or their flag, they fought for each other.

Maj. Gen. Henry Kinnard: "The White House anticipates a buildup and wants a victory over cavemen in black pajamas."
"We wouldn't be there if they hadn't already beaten the French Army."
Maj. Gen. Henry Kinnard: "French Army? What's that?"

These are the true events of November, 1965, in the Ia Drang Valley of Vietnam. A place our country does not remember, in a war it does not understand.

Nothing's wrong except there's nothing wrong!

Sgt. Ernie Savage: "Beautiful morning, Sergeant!"
Sgt. Maj. Basil Plumley: "What are you a fing weatherman now?"

If any of you sons of bitches calls me "grandpa", I'll kill you!

Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: "I got a problem, Snake Shit, and I think you're the solution."
Maj. Bruce Crandall: "I've been called a lot of things, Colonel, never a solution."

Crandall: "My men call me Snakeshit, sir."
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: "Why do they call you that?"
Crandall: "Because I fly 'lower than snakeshit', sir."

To follow your instincts and to inspire your men, by your example, you have to be with 'em. Where the metal meets the meat.

Things are never quite as scary when you''ve got a best friend.

I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside.

Childhood is short and maturity is forever.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some.

Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon, everything is different.

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

It's not the pace of life I mind. It's the sudden stop at the end.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.