Movie Quotes

I'm no Shakespeare. I guess Romeo wasn't much of a quarterback either, right? I really wish I had the most perfect and beautiful words in the world to say to you, 'cause if I did I'd say them, but I'll tell you how great you make me feel when I'm with you and how I love that little thing you do with your nose when you smile and you always correct my stupid grammar and I hate it. Most of all I'd tell you that you make me a better person.

Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy.

A dusty muzzle. Soldier, remember in battle, that trunk can save your life. Take good care of it, my man.

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.

You don't know about real loss, 'cause that only occus when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much.

You can't change what people are, without destroying who they were.

Not a very successful species, these Homo Sapiens, even with such great intelligence. Barely 200,000 years. Alligator has survived 200 million years, with a brain the size of a walnut.

When you know death comes soon, you look around things more close.

Nature is such a patient sculptor - grinding a tiny bit each day slowly, slowly for thousands of years to make such a supremely beautiful thing.

Get out and open your eyes, this small world is filled with things to see.

Okay, maybe sometimes I'm a little bit asshole, but the world needs assholes. Otherwise where would shit go out?

Neighbors are friends. Friends tell friends the truth.

Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living. And above all, all those who live without love.

Words are, in my not so humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic, capable of both inflicting injury and remedying it.

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

Mini-Me: 'Are you a clone of an angel?'
Foxxy Cleopatra: 'Oh, how sweet. No, my mini-man, I'm not.'
Mini-Me: 'Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?'
Foxxy Cleopatra: 'Yes I'm sure.'
Mini-Me: 'Would you like to?'

Alright, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! One, two, and three, okay. I'm okay.

You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

Felicity Shagwell: 'Austin Powers, I presume.'
Austin: 'Powers by name, powers by reputation.'
Felicity Shagwell: 'Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, shag-very-well by reputation.'
Austin: 'Oh, be-have.'
Felicity Shagwell: 'Not if I can help it.'

Austin: 'Who are you, baby?'
Ivana: 'Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.'
Austin: 'Excuse me?'
Ivana: 'Ivana Humpalot.'
Austin: 'Well, I wanna (Ivana) toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it?'

Vanessa: 'Do you smoke after sex?'
Austin: 'I don't know, baby, I never looked.'

You know what's remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.

Ivana: "Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?"
Austin: "I can guess, baby."
Ivana: "We play chess."
Austin: "I guessed wrong."

As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound.

Hang in there, Mini-Me! If anything should happen to you, I don't know what I would do. I'd probably move on and get another replica, but there would be a ten-minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.

You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.

Ajax: 'Fine. Fists.'
Deadpool: 'Oh, sounds like your last Saturday night.'

You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.

The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you, but what it does to the people you love.

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Vanessa: 'Three minutes.'
Wade: 'Deal. What do we do with the remaining 2 minutes, 37 seconds?'
Vanessa: 'Cuddle?'

Wade: 'What can I get for $275 and a Yogurtland rewards card?'
Vanessa: 'Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want. And a low-fat dessert.'

Wade: 'Rough childhood?'
Vanessa: 'Rougher than yours. Daddy left before I was born.'
Wade: 'Daddy left before I was conceived.'
Vanessa: 'Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?'
Wade: 'Where else do you put one out?'
Vanessa: 'I was molested.'
Wade: 'Me too. Uncle.'
Vanessa: 'Uncles. They took turns.'
Wade: 'I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet, which also happens to be my...'
Vanessa: '...your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box.'
Wade: 'You had a dishwasher. I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn.'

You may be wondering, 'why the red suit?' Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed. This guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants.

Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world tastes like Daffodil Daydream. So you gotta hold onto love. Tight. And never let go. Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga.

My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.

Newt: 'Put this on.'
Kowalski: 'But why would I have to wear something like this?'
Newt: 'Because your skull is susceptible to breakage under immense force.'

The heart may freeze, or it can burn. The pain will ease and I can learn. There is no future, there is no past. I live this moment as, my last.

It's right that today's Halloween. It was Angel's favorite holiday. I knew we'd hit it off the moment we met. There was this skinhead that was harassing her... and she walked right up to him and said, 'I'm more of a man than you'll ever be - and more of a woman than you'll ever get.'

I'd be happy to die for a taste of what Angel had! Someone to live for, unafraid to say I love you.

It's magic that brought us together. And that magic is called hope.

Mr. Fredricksen: 'Hey, let's play a game. It's called: See Who Can Be Quiet the Longest.'
Russell: 'Cool, my mom loves that game.'

Carl: 'Tell your boss he can have our house.'
Tom: 'Really?'
Carl: '...when I'm dead.'
Tom: 'I'll take that as a maybe.'

Carl Fredricksen: 'This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he's trying to kill us. What a joke.'
Dug: 'Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.' Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.'

That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.

But I didn't know any of that, until right before I fell.

For some of us, there's only today. And what you do today matters. In the moment. And maybe into infinity. I see only my greatest hits. I see the things I want to remember, and being remembered for. That's when I realize that certain moments go on forever. Even after they're over, they still go on. They are the meaning.

I like you. So, so much. You're not hard to get at all. You're hard to earn. It's so much better.

You like 'because', and you love 'despite'. You like someone because of all of their qualities, and you love someone despite some of their qualities.

Alcohol is just a lubricant for all the individual encounters that a bar offers.