Shrek: 'Ogres are like onions.'
Donkey: 'They stink?'
Shrek: 'No. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers.'
Fiona: 'It talks?'
Shrek: 'Yeah, but it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.'
'I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid…'
'What he’s basically saying is he likes to get…'
I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She thinks I'm a steed.0
Shrek: 'If I treat you so badly, then why are you still here?'
Donkey: 'Because that's what friends do, they forgive each other.'
Donkey: 'So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?'
Shrek: 'In the tower, waiting for us to rescue her.'
Donkey: 'I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek.'
I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence...
...Can I stay with you?
Donkey: 'Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?'
Shrek: 'That would be my home.'
Donkey: 'Oh and it is lovely. You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.'
Shrek: 'Well it's no wonder you don't have any friends.'
Donkey: 'Wow, only a true friend would be that truly honest.'
Wow, that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks.0
And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases eeking outta my butt that day.0
'The end is inevitable, Maverick. Your kind is headed for extinction.'
Maverick: 'Maybe so, sir. But not today.'
Maverick: 'I have to admit, I wasn't expecting an invitation back.'
'They're called 'orders', Maverick.'
'Thirty plus years of service. Combat medals. Citations. Only man to shoot down three enemy planes in the last forty years. Yet, you can't get a promotion. You won't retire. And despite your best efforts, you refuse to die. You should be at least a two star admiral by now. Yet, here you are, captain. Why is that?'
Maverick: 'It's one of life's mysteries, sir.'
Call me 'young lady' again and I’m gonna put my foot in a place it’s not supposed to be.0
I've been fighting with one arm tied behind my back, but what happens when I'm finally set free?0
Your life began the day it nearly ended. We found you with no memory. We made you one of us. So you could live longer, stronger, superior. You were reborn.0
Cassandra Cain: 'Oh, you're that psycho chick.'
Harley Quinn: 'You never call a woman chick. I'll accept 'broad', 'lady', 'woman', and on occasion 'bitch'.'
The Joker and I broke up. I wanted a fresh start. But it turns out, I wasn't the only dame in Gotham looking for emancipation.0
I'm the one they should be scared of. Not you! Not Mister J! Because I'm Harley freaking Quinn!0
Isn't this fun? It's just like a sleepover. We should order pizza, make Cosmos.0
A witcher is a mutant and their trait in particular is monster hunting. You are almost universally hated by every species on the continent. It's unlikely you're gonna have a cheery personality. But Gerald himself, despite his stony exterior, is actually quite good and very capable of doing bad things. Gerald isn't simply a white knight, he isn't simply a harsh monster hunter. He's an incredible blend of the two.0
Call it fate, call it luck, call it karma. I believe that everything happens for a reason.0
Honestly, my mom won’t say it, but we’re completely broke. And the only thing that’s left in our name is this creepy old farmhouse my grandfather left us in the middle of nowhere.0
Ray, when some asks you if you're a god, you say 'yes'!0
Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector. They expect results!College0
Peter Venkman: 'Have you or any of your family ever been diagnosed Schizophrenic? Mentally incompetent?'
Librarian: 'My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.'
Peter Venkman: 'I'd call that a big yes.'
Nothing good is born from lies. And greatness is not what you think.0
Welcome to the future. Life is good, but it can be better. And why shouldn’t it be? All you need is to want it. Think about finally having everything you always wanted.0
Barbara Minerva: 'Have you ever been in love?'
Diana Prince: 'A long, long time ago.'
Everyone is fighting their own battle, Diana. Just as you're fighting yours.0
Milly: 'Guy, this world, it’s a video game. And it’s full of bad guys. We need you to be the good guy.'
Guy: 'I’m not going to be the good guy. I’m going to be the great guy.'
Milly: 'Okay. Well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity.'
I used to want to save the world. This beautiful place. But I knew so little then. It is a land of magic and wonder. Worth cherishing in every way. But the closer you get, the more you see the great darkness shimmering within.0
Guy: 'Hey, Bud, do you ever think that there's got to be more?'
Buddy: 'More than what?'
Guy: 'The stuff we do, day after day. Being shot at, run over, taken hostage...'
It's all art. [Steve looks at a trash can] Uh, that's just a trash can.0
Dr. Peter Venkman: 'This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.'
Mayor: 'What do you mean, 'biblical'?'
Dr. Raymond Stantz: 'What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.'
Dr. Peter Venkman: 'Exactly.'
Dr. Raymond Stantz: 'Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!'
Dr. Egon Spengler: 'Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...'
Winston Zeddemore: '...the dead rising from the grave!'
Dr. Peter Venkman: 'Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!'
Mayor: 'All right, all right. I get the point.'
Joker: 'You got a little fight in you. I like that.'
Batman: 'Then you're gonna love me.'
Madeleine Swann: 'Why would I betray you?'
James Bond: 'We all have our secrets. We just didn't get to yours yet.'
I’ve lived a lot of lives. But I’m done running from my past.Marvel0
I used to have nothing, and then I got this job, this family. But nothing lasts forever.Marvel0
Don't you ever tire of letting your dick do the thinking?0
Joe: 'You're mad!'
Jed: 'They said that about Jesus.'
Joe: 'They said it about a lot of mad people as well.'
I don't care if you did it or not. That makes no difference for me. I'm here to defend you.0
It was like the army. You followed orders, you did the right thing. You got rewarded.0
Jimmy Hoffa: 'Would you like to be a part of this, Frank? Would you like to be a part of this history?'
Frank Sheeran : 'Yes, I would. Whatever you need me to do, I'm available.'