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Fear is a tool. When that light hits the sky it's not just a call, it's a warning.

Batman - The Batman, by Bruce Wayne
 
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You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid.

Home Alone, by Marley
 
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How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?

Home Alone
 
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Waiter: "Two scoops of ice cream, sir?"
Kevin: "Two? Make it three. I'm not driving."

Home Alone - 2: Lost in New York, by Kevin McCallister
 
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Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

Home Alone, by Kevin McCallister
 
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Marv: "He's a kid. Kids are stupid. I know I was."
Harry: "You still are, Marv."

Home Alone, by Harry Lime
 
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Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back.

Home Alone, by Kevin McCallister
 
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Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish. You better come out and stop me!

Home Alone, by Kevin McCallister
 
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I don't care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike! If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son.

Home Alone, by Kate McCallister
 
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Cedric: "You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor."
Kevin: "The vacuum guy?"
Cedric: "No, the president."

Home Alone - 2: Lost in New York
 
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I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead. 1, 2, 10!

Home Alone
 
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This is my house. I have to defend it!

Home Alone, by Kevin McCallister
 
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You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?

Home Alone, by Kevin McCallister
 
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Kate: "What kind of hotel allows a child to check-in alone?"
Receptionist: "The boy had a very convincing story."
Kate: "What kind of idiots do you have working here?"
Receptionist: "The finest in New York."

Home Alone - 2: Lost in New York
 
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All kids, no parents. Probably a fancy orphanage.

Home Alone, by Harry Lime
 
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You can mess with a lot of things. But you can't mess with kids on Christmas!

Home Alone - 2: Lost in New York, by Kevin McCallister
 
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Santy don't visit the funeral homes, little buddy.

Home Alone, by Marv Murchins
 
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Mom, does Santa Claus have to go through customs?

Home Alone, by Brook McCallister
 
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You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I'll snap off your cajones and boil them in motor oil!

Home Alone, by Harry Lime
 
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I'm traveling with my dad. He's at a meeting. I hate meetings. Plus, I'm not allowed to go in. I can only sit in the lobby. That's boring. So he dropped me off here. He gave me his credit card and told me to give this to whoever was welcoming people in so I won't get into mischief. And ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief. We all do!

Home Alone - 2: Lost in New York, by Kevin McCallister
 
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Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

Home Alone
 
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I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap, including all my major crevices… including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed.

Home Alone, by Kevin McCallister
 
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I'm 10 years old. TV is my life.

Home Alone - 2: Lost in New York, by Kevin McCallister
 
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Has this toothbrush been approved by the American Dental Association?

Home Alone, by Kevin McCallister
 
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I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!

Home Alone, by Buzz McCallister
 
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It's Christmastime. There's always a lot of burglaries around the holidays. So we're just in the neighborhood to see if everyone's taking the proper precautions. That's all.

Home Alone, by Harry Lime
 
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This house is so full of people, it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone!

Home Alone, by Kevin McCallister
 
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Yeah. But remember, we're the wet bandits. The wet bandits. W-E-T.

Home Alone, by Marv Murchins
 
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I think we're gettin' scammed by a kindygartener.

Home Alone, by Harry Lime
 
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We live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will happen.

Home Alone, by Buzz McCallister
 
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There are 15 people in this house and you're the only one who has to make trouble.

Home Alone, by Kate McCallister
 
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I am trying to get home to my son. Who is alone. And scared. And he needs his mother.

Home Alone - Home Sweet Home Alone, by Carol Mercer
 
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I can't go to jail, honey. I wouldn't last 30 seconds in gen pop. It's where fresh fish get got.

Home Alone - Home Sweet Home Alone, by Jeff Fritzovski
 
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I don't get it. I mean, right now it looks like there's nobody home. Last night the place was jumping. Something ain't right.

Home Alone, by Harry Lime
 
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You're what the French call, Les Incompétents.

Home Alone, by Linnie McCallister
 
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Every story has a beginning. Discover the origin of evil!

Resident Evil - Welcome to Raccoon City, by Claire Redfield
 
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This whole town has been poisoned. If we don't contain this, it could threaten the whole world.

Resident Evil - Welcome to Raccoon City, by Claire Redfield
 
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Taste it? It's like my tongue had a baby with a sunrise.

Free Guy, by Guy
 
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I just use zeros and ones instead of words, 'cause words will let you down. But zeros and ones, never.

Nerd-HumorFree Guy, by Keys
 
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Guy: "He's just resting."
Buddy: "In pieces! That man is dead!"

Free Guy
 
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Don't have a good day, have a great day!

Free Guy, by Guy
 
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I'm not into politics. I'm into survival.

The Running Man, by Ben Richards
 
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Damon Killian: "You bastard. Drop dead!"
Ben Richards: "I don't do requests."

The Running Man, by Ben Richards
 
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Killian, here's your Subzero, now plain zero.

The Running Man, by Ben Richards
 
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I won't kill a helpless human being. Not even sadistic scum like you.

The Running Man, by Ben Richards
 
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Amber Mendez: "They think I'm your girlfriend."
Ben Richards: "I can straighten that out. See that camera up there? I'll strangle you in front of the whole audience."

The Running Man, by Ben Richards
 
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Hello, this is Killian. Give me the Justice Department, Entertainment Division.

The Running Man, by Damon Killian
 
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Amber Mendez: "They were last season's winners."
Fireball Stalker: "No, last season's losers!"

The Running Man
 
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If you're not ready to act, give me a break and shut up!

The Running Man, by Ben Richards
 
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Uplink underground. If you say that one more time, I'll uplink your ass, and you'll be underground!

The Running Man, by Ben Richards
 
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