Quotes and Sayings about Mothers in law

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

I don't think you have to live in the fantasy world of Westeros to have problems with your mother-in-law.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her "wife".

Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses.

Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful.

Father, I hate being forced into this. If I do marry, I want it to be for love.

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.

You don't marry someone you can live with,
you marry the person who you cannot live without.

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another.

Weddings are basically funerals with cake.

It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.

Before you marry a person you should make them use a computer with slow internet, to see who they really are.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

Ted: "Do not pretend you're not the kind of guy, who keeps a list of all the girls he slept with."
Marshall: "I have one. It's called my marriage-license."

Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring.

A ring is round, it turns forever
And that's how long we'll be together!

When I'm weak, you can be strong; when I'm strong, you can be weak. That's what I believe marriage is.

If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry!

There's a big difference between falling in love with someone and falling in love with someone and getting married. Usually, after you get married, you fall in love with the person even more.

The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

A mother's love is the ultimate comfort.

We never know the love of a parent till we become parents ourselves.

There is no friendship, no love, like that of the parent for the child.

If true and unconditional love exists in this world, then it has to be the love between a mother and a child.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

I'm just glad I was able to return to some of that innocence and beauty I had as a child when I started my own family, and my children brought me back some of that spirit.

A lot of mothers will do anything for their children, except let them be themselves.

Parker, I'm your mother. Mothers don't lie to their sons. Now go wash your hands or santa's not gonna bring you anything for christmas.

I've learned that every working mom is a superwoman.

There's no safer place on earth than the arms of one's mother.

God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.

When you're sick, nobody takes care of you like your mom.

Motherhood is... difficult and... rewarding.

I don't trust anybody in my life except my mother and my dogs.

When you’re a mom, you get a front row seat to the best show in town: watching your kids grow up.

I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.

If it wasn't for women, I wouldn't be here. I'm a mamma's boy at heart. I love my mom. I have the deepest, utmost respect for women.

Catch flights, not feelings!

"What if the worst sandwich you had ever had was $17?" the airport boldly asks.

Perfect is very boring, and if you happen to have a different look, that's a celebration of human nature, I think. If we were all symmetrical and perfect, life would be very dull.

I think we have to monitor our minds the way we need to monitor our bodies.

Two-thirds of people with diabetes don't realize the seriousness that it can cause their hearts. They don't realize they can have a stroke, drop dead of a heart attack. So you've got to get this thing under control.

I have accomplished my childhood dream: to be in show business. Everybody should be so lucky to have their dreams come true. I've been truly blessed.

Freedom is hammered out on the anvil of discussion, dissent, and debate.

To err is human. To blame someone else is politics.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

"There's perfect men around every corner", said God an made the Earth round.