Quotes and Sayings about Mosquitoes

Quotes and Sayings about Mosquitoes

Why didn't Noah get rid of the two mosquitos?
Why can't mosquitos suck fat instead of blood?
A mosquito is more annoying for a lion than a lion is for a mosquito.
You are what you eat, which I guess makes me part mosquito.
Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Show - Before You Leap
If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.
I'm sleeping with the windows opened in summer.
1832 mosquitos like that.
You come into my room, look at my naked body until you find the sweet spot and you start sucking. Damn mosquitos!

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Who feeds a hungry animal, feeds his own soul.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
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All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
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Treat your pet in a way that you could easily exchange roles anytime.
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There are no strange creatures, only blinkered people.
Newt Scamander in Fantastic Beasts - 2: The Crimes of Grindelwald
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
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If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.
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The only honest reaction and true loyalty that we get is from our animals.
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Animals don't judge you as long as you're really good at heart. They don't care who you are or what you've done in your past.
Joe Exotic in Tiger King - Season 1 Episode 2
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I've always had a fascination for animals. I loved watching them, and even then I thought of them as beings rather than pets. I call it a birth affect!
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The older I get, the more individuality I find in animals and the less I find in humans.
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I've never met an animal I didn't like, and I can't say the same thing about people.
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The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
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Animal lovers are a special breed of humans, generous of spirit, full of empathy, perhaps a little prone to sentimentality, and with hearts as big as a cloudless sky.
There is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of man.
Cruelty against animals is one of the most specific signs of ignorant people.
Animals have more to offer than warm pelts and meat.
That there's a term for "animal protection" is a shame for humankind.
Statecraft is the art of attending to small matters as diligently as grand ones.
Even the smallest of us are capable of great things.
Master Chow in Minions - 2: The Rise of Gru
Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.
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How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time.
Changes happen as time passes by. Soon enough, you'll be grown.
Listen everybody, we've got nothing to be ashamed of. And you know why? Well because, thanks to Walter here we tried. And if we failed, we failed together and to me that's not failing at all.
I've got a dream too, but it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. That's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with.
Nothing on earth can compensate the loss of someone who loved us.
There's no safer place on earth than the arms of one's mother.
Statler: "Mit den Jahren gefällt mir die Show immer besser."
Waldorf: "Weil die Witze immer besser werden?"
Statler: "Nein, weil mein Gehör immer schlechter wird!"
Statler: "Do you think this show is educational?"
Waldorf: "Yes. It'll drive people to read books."
Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 2
The end result of kindness is that it draws people to you.
There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it.
Anything is possible if you got enough nerve.
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To me, the very definition of the word "broken" suggests that something can be fixed.
Elijah Mikaelson in The Originals - Season 1 Episode 8
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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"There's perfect men around every corner", said God an made the Earth round.
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Once there was a boy. He was, let us say, something like fourteen years old; long and loose jointed and towheaded. He wasn't good for much, that boy. His chief delight was to eat and sleep, and after that he liked best to make mischief.
Selma Lagerlöf in Nils Holgersson - The Wonderful Adventures of Nils
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Kermit: "Oh, that's too bad. The flu?"
Waldorf: "No, the show. He's sick of it."
Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 4 Episode 13
Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie.
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Nurse Piggy: "It's too late, Dr. Bob. We've lost him."
Doctor Bob: "Well, he couldn't have gone so far. He was under the sheet just a second ago."
Doctor Bob in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 17
[Ernie] I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.

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