The best Quotes and Sayings about Mosquitoes

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Why didn't Noah get rid of the two mosquitos?

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Why can't mosquitos suck fat instead of blood?

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A mosquito is more annoying for a lion than a lion is for a mosquito.

Small ThingsSelma Lagerlöf
 
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You are what you eat, which I guess makes me part mosquito.

Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Show, Before You Leap
 
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If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.

Small Things, MotivationAnita Roddick
 
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I'm sleeping with the windows opened in summer.
1832 mosquitos like that.

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You come into my room, look at my naked body until you find the sweet spot and you start sucking. Damn mosquitos!

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