Why didn't Noah get rid of the two mosquitos?
Why can't mosquitos suck fat instead of blood?
A mosquito is more annoying for a lion than a lion is for a mosquito.
If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.
I'm sleeping with the windows opened in summer.
1832 mosquitos like that.
1832 mosquitos like that.
You come into my room, look at my naked body until you find the sweet spot and you start sucking. Damn mosquitos!
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Who feeds a hungry animal, feeds his own soul.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Treat your pet in a way that you could easily exchange roles anytime.
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.
The only honest reaction and true loyalty that we get is from our animals.
I've always had a fascination for animals. I loved watching them, and even then I thought of them as beings rather than pets. I call it a birth affect!
The older I get, the more individuality I find in animals and the less I find in humans.
I've never met an animal I didn't like, and I can't say the same thing about people.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Even the smallest of us are capable of great things.
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Nothing on earth can compensate the loss of someone who loved us.
There's no safer place on earth than the arms of one's mother.
Once there was a boy. He was, let us say, something like fourteen years old; long and loose jointed and towheaded. He wasn't good for much, that boy. His chief delight was to eat and sleep, and after that he liked best to make mischief.
The end result of kindness is that it draws people to you.
There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it.
But if you can create an honorable livelihood, where you take your skills and use them and you earn a living from it, it gives you a sense of freedom and allows you to balance your life the way you want.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
"There's perfect men around every corner", said God an made the Earth round.