The best Quotes by Morty Smith

Summer: "I think it's in our best interest to work as a team."
Morty: "Yeah, most people would call that 'family'."

Rick and Morty - Season 5 Episode 4

Morty: "Rick, when you say you made an exact replica of the house, did you mean, like, an exact replica?"
Rick: "I know about the Yosemite T-Shirt, Morty."
Morty: "Shit."
Rick: "You know you can use tissues, right?"
Morty: "I can't finish without it!"

Rick and Morty - Season 5 Episode 2

If I'm always looking back, I'm never looking ahead. We are who we are because of consequences. You can't live without consequences.

Rick and Morty - Season 4 Episode 8

Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come watch TV?

Rick and Morty - Season 1 Episode 8

Meaning

Jessica: "I miss you."
Morty: "You miss the old me. You miss someone that loved you so much, you never had to love him back."

Rick and Morty - Season 3 Episode 6

You're like Hitler! But even Hitler cared about Germany or something.

Rick and Morty - Season 1 Episode 1

Adolf Hitler

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Kid, I'm a writer that wrote something successful, so if you want me to give it up, you're gonna need a black belt or a big pair of t*ts.

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Welcome to life. It's a big boat with a lot of holes, but we're all in it together.

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Jerry: "I wanted to ask if it's okay with you if I make myself throw up the cookie."
Beth: "If it makes you feel better and you can do it quietly, yes, but don't hand that advice down to summer."

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"Family time ist time well spent." Okay, that's not only empty, it's been disproven.

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Jerry: "That was some fantastic chow mein. And before you say that sounded racist, you're gonna ask the waiter how they say it."
Beth: "It's Panda Express, Honey, the waiter's from Portland."

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Portland

Life is a subscription and Thanksgiving is your family's yearly charge.

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Thanksgiving

8 % of anything is expendable: 8 % of pizza is crust. 8 % of the Snyder Cut was Batman dreaming.

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Oh my god, it's disgusting... actually, it tastes really good... oh my god, it's disgusting that it tastes good.

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Rick: "Just do a 'Die Hard'!"
Summer: "What does that mean?"
Rick: "Sneak around! Use air vents! You've never seen 'Die Hard'?"
Summer: "I'm 17. No, I've never seen f*cking 'Die Hard'."
Rick: "Well, neither did the guy in 'Die Hard'. So, you're nailing it."

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Rick: "Wait a minute! Is that Mountain Dew in my quantum-transport-solution?"
Morty: "I saw you were marking the level so I had to top it off."
Rick: "Top it off? Do you know how dangerously toxic this stuff is? And you added it to my portal fluid?"

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Mountain Dew

You don't get to tell anyone what's sad. You're like a one-man Mount Sadmore. So I guess like a Lincoln Sadmorial.

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No voting, no debate. It's not a democracy - it's a Rickpublic!

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Morty: "Mom, I have a friend coming over. Is that cool?"
Beth: "I told your sister no parties."
Morty: "It's one friend."
Beth: "That's a party to you."

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Jerry: "Space sperm? Sperm from... space?"
Rick: "Very impressive verbal forensic work, Jerry."

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Morty: "You were a teenager when dad got you pregnant!"
Beth: "I was 17. That's at least 26 in boy years."

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Teenagers

Planetina: "Your acid rain is an acid pain... in the butt, Diesel Wiesel!"
Rick: "Yikes! Who's the chick in need of a dialogue pass?"

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Time without purpose is a prison.

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If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.