The best Quotes by Morty Smith

The best Quotes by Morty Smith

Mortimer Chauncey "Morty" Smith Sr. is one of the eponymous characters from the American animated television series Rick and Morty. Created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, and voiced by the former for the first six seasons of the series, Morty is a 14-year-old boy loosely inspired by Michael J. Fox's Marty McFly from Back to the Future.

Summer: "I think it's in our best interest to work as a team."
Morty: "Yeah, most people would call that 'family'."
Rick and Morty - Season 5 Episode 4
Morty: "Rick, when you say you made an exact replica of the house, did you mean, like, an exact replica?"
Rick: "I know about the Yosemite T-Shirt, Morty."
Morty: "Shit."
Rick: "You know you can use tissues, right?"
Morty: "I can't finish without it!"
Rick and Morty - Season 5 Episode 2
If I'm always looking back, I'm never looking ahead. We are who we are because of consequences. You can't live without consequences.
Rick and Morty - Season 4 Episode 8
Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come watch TV?
Rick and Morty - Season 1 Episode 8
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Jessica: "I miss you."
Morty: "You miss the old me. You miss someone that loved you so much, you never had to love him back."
Rick and Morty - Season 3 Episode 6
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You're like Hitler! But even Hitler cared about Germany or something.
Rick and Morty - Season 1 Episode 1
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Welcome to life. It's a big boat with a lot of holes, but we're all in it together.
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Jerry: "I wanted to ask if it's okay with you if I make myself throw up the cookie."
Beth: "If it makes you feel better and you can do it quietly, yes, but don't hand that advice down to summer."
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"Family time ist time well spent." Okay, that's not only empty, it's been disproven.
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Jerry: "That was some fantastic chow mein. And before you say that sounded racist, you're gonna ask the waiter how they say it."
Beth: "It's Panda Express, Honey, the waiter's from Portland."
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Life is a subscription and Thanksgiving is your family's yearly charge.
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8 % of anything is expendable: 8 % of pizza is crust. 8 % of the Snyder Cut was Batman dreaming.
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Oh my god, it's disgusting... actually, it tastes really good... oh my god, it's disgusting that it tastes good.
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Rick: "Just do a 'Die Hard'!"
Summer: "What does that mean?"
Rick: "Sneak around! Use air vents! You've never seen 'Die Hard'?"
Summer: "I'm 17. No, I've never seen f*cking 'Die Hard'."
Rick: "Well, neither did the guy in 'Die Hard'. So, you're nailing it."
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Rick: "Wait a minute! Is that Mountain Dew in my quantum-transport-solution?"
Morty: "I saw you were marking the level so I had to top it off."
Rick: "Top it off? Do you know how dangerously toxic this stuff is? And you added it to my portal fluid?"
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You don't get to tell anyone what's sad. You're like a one-man Mount Sadmore. So I guess like a Lincoln Sadmorial.
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No voting, no debate. It's not a democracy - it's a Rickpublic!
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Morty: "Mom, I have a friend coming over. Is that cool?"
Beth: "I told your sister no parties."
Morty: "It's one friend."
Beth: "That's a party to you."
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Jerry: "Space sperm? Sperm from... space?"
Rick: "Very impressive verbal forensic work, Jerry."
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Morty: "You were a teenager when dad got you pregnant!"
Beth: "I was 17. That's at least 26 in boy years."
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Rick: "Yikes! Who's the chick in need of a dialogue pass?"
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Time without purpose is a prison.
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If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.
Come on, Doc, it's not science. When it happens, it just hits you. It's like lightning!
Biff Tannen: "That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship."
Marty McFly: "Screen door on a submarine, you dork."
Oh, and one more thing. If you guys ever have kids and one of them, when he's eight years old, accidentally sets fire to the living room rug - go easy on him.
My mother would freak out if she knew I was goin' up there with you. I'd get the standard lecture about how she never did that stuff when she was a kid. I mean, look, I think the woman was born a nun.
Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?
Marty: "Gimme a Tab."
Lou Caruthers: "Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order somethin'."
Marty: "Right. Give me a Pepsi Free."
Lou Caruthers: "If you want a Pepsi, pal, you're gonna pay for it."
Marty: "Just give me something without any sugar in it, okay?"
Arms Dealer: "Where'd you learn to shoot like that?"
Marty: "7-Eleven."
Nobody calls me chicken!
Marty: "You sure this stuff is authentic?"
Doc Brown: "Of course! Haven't you ever seen a Western?"
Marty: "Yeah, I have, Doc. And Clint Eastwood never wore anything like this."
Doc Brown: "Clint who?"
If you don't play, there's no music. If there's no music, they don't dance. If they don't dance, they don't kiss and fall in love and I'm history.
Lorraine Baines: "This is all wrong. I don't know what it is. But when I kiss you, it's like I'm kissing…my brother. I guess that doesn't make any sense, does it?"
Marty McFly: "Believe me, it makes perfect sense."
The bigger the lie, the more people believe in it.
If we win, we don't have to explain ourselves. If we lose, there's nothing to explain.
If you can't find something to live for, you best find something to die for.
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You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of sh-! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.
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Jerry: "I wish that shotgun was my p-nis."
Beth: "If it were, you could call me Ernest Hemingway."
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Camping is just being homeless... without the change.
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If a guy tells you how many girls he's hooked up with, it's not even close to that. You take that number and divide it by three, then you get the real total. OK, so if Kevin is saying it's been three girls it's more like one or none. The rule of three. It's an exact science. Consistent as gravity.
Richard, you have desecrated the sacred treaty betwixt land and sea. Now face the wrath of your once and eternal foe - Mr. Nimbus!
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