The best Quotes from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

Now, here's the meaning of life. Well, it's nothing very special: Try to be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

Shut up, you American! You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

Maître-D': "Good afternoon, sir. And how are we today?"
Mr Creosote: "Better."
Maître-D': "Better?"
Mr Creosote: "Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up."

So, remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

I killed fifteen of those buggers. Now, at home they'd hang me - here they'll give me a fucking medal, sir!

I killed fifteen of those buggers. Now, at home they'd hang me - here they'll give me a fucking medal, sir!

Democracy and humanitarianism have always been trademarks of the British Army.

But despite the efforts of Protestants to promote the idea of sex for pleasure, children continue to multiply everywhere.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their semen with more care