The best Quotes from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

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The best Quotes from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

Now, here's the meaning of life. Well, it's nothing very special: Try to be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life - The End of the Film
 
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Shut up, you American! You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life - Part VII: Death
 
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Maître-D': "Good afternoon, sir. And how are we today?"
Mr Creosote: "Better."
Maître-D': "Better?"
Mr Creosote: "Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up."

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life - Part VI: The Autumn Years
 
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So, remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life - Part V: Live Organ Transplants
 
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I killed fifteen of those buggers. Now, at home they'd hang me - here they'll give me a fucking medal, sir!

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life - Part III: Fighting Each Other
 
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I killed fifteen of those buggers. Now, at home they'd hang me - here they'll give me a fucking medal, sir!

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life - Part III: Fighting Each Other
 
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Democracy and humanitarianism have always been trademarks of the British Army.

England & Great BritainMonty Python's The Meaning of Life - Part III: Fighting Each Other
 
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But despite the efforts of Protestants to promote the idea of sex for pleasure, children continue to multiply everywhere.

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life - Part I: The Miracle of Birth
 
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Hindu, Taoist, Mormon spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their semen with more care

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life - Part I: The Miracle of Birth
 
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