Monty Python's The Meaning of LifeShow 12 Quotes
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes "ping!". This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to - that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
Hospital Administrator in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life - Part I: The Miracle of Birth
Monty Python Live at the Hollywood BowlShow 12 Quotes
We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's f-ing close to water.
Monty Python's Flying CircusShow 10 Quotes
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
Terry JonesShow 7 Quotes
What really alarms me about President Bush's "War on Terrorism" is the grammar. How do you wage war on an abstract noun? How is "Terrorism" going to surrender? It's well known, in philological circles, that it's very hard for abstract nouns to surrender.