The best Monty Python Quotes

The best Monty Python Quotes

Monty Python’s Life of Brian

Show 15 Quotes
12

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Show 4 Quotes

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

Show 12 Quotes
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes "ping!". This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to - that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
Hospital Administrator in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life - Part I: The Miracle of Birth

Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl

Show 12 Quotes
We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's f-ing close to water.

Monty Python's Flying Circus

Show 10 Quotes
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

John Cleese

Show 11 Quotes

Eric Idle

Show 5 Quotes
1

Michael Palin

Show 11 Quotes

Carol Cleveland

Show 5 Quotes
Carol Cleveland - June 2014

Terry Jones

Show 7 Quotes
What really alarms me about President Bush's "War on Terrorism" is the grammar. How do you wage war on an abstract noun? How is "Terrorism" going to surrender? It's well known, in philological circles, that it's very hard for abstract nouns to surrender.

Terry Gilliam

Show 12 Quotes

Graham Chapman

Show 7 Quotes
1