Monty Python’s Life of Brian„You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!”15 Quotes from Monty Python’s Life of Brian
Monty Python and the Holy GrailFrenchman: "You empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Sir Galahad: "Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"
Frenchman: "No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"4 Quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life„Ah, I see you have the machine that goes "ping!". This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to - that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.”12 Quotes from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl„We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's f-ing close to water.”12 Quotes from Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
Monty Python's Flying Circus„What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!”10 Quotes from Monty Python's Flying Circus

Sir Galahad: "Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"
Frenchman: "No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"4 Quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail



