Frenchman: "You empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Sir Galahad: "Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"
Frenchman: "No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Who's that then?"
"I dunno. Must be a king."
"He hasn't got shit all over him."
Guard: "Halt! Who goes there?"
Arthur: "It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England."
Guard: "Pull the other one!"