The best Quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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The best Quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Frenchman: "You empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Sir Galahad: "Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"
Frenchman: "No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"

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Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

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"Who's that then?"
"I dunno. Must be a king."
"Why?"
"He hasn't got shit all over him."

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Guard: "Halt! Who goes there?"
Arthur: "It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England."
Guard: "Pull the other one!"

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