The best Quotes and Sayings about Monkeys & Apes

A monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Gru: "Mom, someday, I'm going to go to the moon!"
Gru's Mom: "I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore."

I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents.

Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study the apes. I just had to go to dinner.

Basically, we can progress in science as much as we want, win as many wars as we want, in the end, we're the same apes we've been for millions of years.