Game Quotes from Monkey Island

Game Quotes from Monkey Island

Guybrush: "Why do adventure games cost so much?
LeChuck: "Scanned VGA art is very expensive."

Monkey Island - 2 - LeChucks Revenge, by LeChuck
 
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Guybrush: "How can you see without eyeballs?"
Murray: "How can you walk around without a brain? Some things no one can answer!"

Monkey Island, by Murray
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Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Monkey Island - The Secret of Monkey Island, by Guybrush Threepwood
 
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Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?

Monkey Island
 
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Guybrush: "I'm looking for 30 dead guys and one woman."
Cannibal: "I don't think I want to hear any more about it."

Monkey Island
 
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Swordfighting is a little like making love; it's not always what you do, but what you say.

Monkey Island
 
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Storekeeper: "What do you want?"
Guybrush: "I could really use a breath mint."
Storekeeper: "You're telling me. Take one. Please. Take a whole roll."

Monkey Island
 
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Guybrush: "My name is Guybrush Threepwood and I wanna be a pirate!"
Lookout: "So you want to be a pirate, eh? You look more like a flooring inspector."

Monkey Island
 
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'You fight like a dairy farmer.'
'How appropriate. You fight like a cow.'

Monkey Island
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Meathook: "You've got a real attitude problem!"
Guybrush: "Well... you've got a real hair problem!"
Meathook: "You just don't know when to quit, do you?"
Guybrush: "Neither did your barber."

Monkey Island, by Guybrush Threepwood
 
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