"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."
Murray: "How can you walk around without a brain? Some things no one can answer!"
"I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them."
"First you'd better stop waving it like a feather duster."
"He must have taught you everything you know."
"I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion!"
LeChuck: "Scanned VGA art is very expensive."
Cannibal: "I don't think I want to hear any more about it."
Guybrush: "I could really use a breath mint."
Storekeeper: "You're telling me. Take one. Please. Take a whole roll."
Lookout: "So you want to be a pirate, eh? You look more like a flooring inspector."
Guybrush: "Well... you've got a real hair problem!"
Meathook: "You just don't know when to quit, do you?"
Guybrush: "Neither did your barber."