Game Quotes from Monkey Island

Game Quotes from Monkey Island

"You fight like a dairy farmer."
"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."

Monkey Island
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Guybrush: "How can you see without eyeballs?"
Murray: "How can you walk around without a brain? Some things no one can answer!"

Monkey Island, by Murray
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"You're no match for my brains, you poor fool."
"I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them."

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"Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!"
"First you'd better stop waving it like a feather duster."

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"I once owned a dog that was smarter than you."
"He must have taught you everything you know."

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"I've spoken with apes more polite than you!"
"I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion!"

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Guybrush: "Why do adventure games cost so much?
LeChuck: "Scanned VGA art is very expensive."

Monkey Island - 2: LeChucks Revenge, by LeChuck
 
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Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Monkey Island - The Secret of Monkey Island, by Guybrush Threepwood
 
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Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?

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Guybrush: "I'm looking for 30 dead guys and one woman."
Cannibal: "I don't think I want to hear any more about it."

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Swordfighting is a little like making love; it's not always what you do, but what you say.

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Storekeeper: "What do you want?"
Guybrush: "I could really use a breath mint."
Storekeeper: "You're telling me. Take one. Please. Take a whole roll."

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Guybrush: "My name is Guybrush Threepwood and I wanna be a pirate!"
Lookout: "So you want to be a pirate, eh? You look more like a flooring inspector."

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Meathook: "You've got a real attitude problem!"
Guybrush: "Well... you've got a real hair problem!"
Meathook: "You just don't know when to quit, do you?"
Guybrush: "Neither did your barber."

Monkey Island, by Guybrush Threepwood
 
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