Guybrush: "Why do adventure games cost so much?
LeChuck: "Scanned VGA art is very expensive."
Guybrush: "How can you see without eyeballs?"
Murray: "How can you walk around without a brain? Some things no one can answer!"
Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.Monkey Island - The Secret of Monkey Island, by Guybrush Threepwood
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?Monkey Island
Guybrush: "I'm looking for 30 dead guys and one woman."
Cannibal: "I don't think I want to hear any more about it."
Swordfighting is a little like making love; it's not always what you do, but what you say.Monkey Island
Storekeeper: "What do you want?"
Guybrush: "I could really use a breath mint."
Storekeeper: "You're telling me. Take one. Please. Take a whole roll."
Guybrush: "My name is Guybrush Threepwood and I wanna be a pirate!"
Lookout: "So you want to be a pirate, eh? You look more like a flooring inspector."
'You fight like a dairy farmer.'
'How appropriate. You fight like a cow.'
Meathook: "You've got a real attitude problem!"
Guybrush: "Well... you've got a real hair problem!"
Meathook: "You just don't know when to quit, do you?"
Guybrush: "Neither did your barber."