Game Quotes from Monkey Island

Game Quotes from Monkey Island

Guybrush: 'Why do adventure games cost so much?
LeChuck: 'Scanned VGA art is very expensive.'

Monkey Island - 2 - LeChucks Revenge, by LeChuck
 
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Guybrush: 'How can you see without eyeballs?'
Murray: 'How can you walk around without a brain? Some things no one can answer!'

Monkey Island, by Murray
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Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Monkey Island - The Secret of Monkey Island, by Guybrush Threepwood
 
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Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?

Monkey Island
 
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Guybrush: 'I'm looking for 30 dead guys and one woman.'
Cannibal: 'I don't think I want to hear any more about it.'

Monkey Island
 
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Swordfighting is a little like making love; it's not always what you do, but what you say.

Monkey Island
 
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Storekeeper: 'What do you want?'
Guybrush: 'I could really use a breath mint.'
Storekeeper: 'You're telling me. Take one. Please. Take a whole roll.'

Monkey Island
 
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Guybrush: 'My name is Guybrush Threepwood and I wanna be a pirate!'
Lookout: 'So you want to be a pirate, eh? You look more like a flooring inspector.'

Monkey Island
 
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'You fight like a dairy farmer.'
'How appropriate. You fight like a cow.'

Monkey Island
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Meathook: 'You've got a real attitude problem!'
Guybrush: 'Well... you've got a real hair problem!'
Meathook: 'You just don't know when to quit, do you?'
Guybrush: 'Neither did your barber.'

Monkey Island, by Guybrush Threepwood
 
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