The best Quotes from Monkey Island

Murray

"You're no match for my brains, you poor fool."
"I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them."

"Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!"
"First you'd better stop waving it like a feather duster."

"I once owned a dog that was smarter than you."
"He must have taught you everything you know."

"I've spoken with apes more polite than you!"
"I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion!"

Guybrush: "Why do adventure games cost so much?
LeChuck: "Scanned VGA art is very expensive."

LeChuck in Monkey Island - 2: LeChucks Revenge

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Guybrush Threepwood in Monkey Island - The Secret of Monkey Island

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?

Bananas

Guybrush: "I'm looking for 30 dead guys and one woman."
Cannibal: "I don't think I want to hear any more about it."

Swordfighting is a little like making love; it's not always what you do, but what you say.

Storekeeper: "What do you want?"
Guybrush: "I could really use a breath mint."
Storekeeper: "You're telling me. Take one. Please. Take a whole roll."

Guybrush: "My name is Guybrush Threepwood and I wanna be a pirate!"
Lookout: "So you want to be a pirate, eh? You look more like a flooring inspector."

Meathook: "You've got a real attitude problem!"
Guybrush: "Well... you've got a real hair problem!"
Meathook: "You just don't know when to quit, do you?"
Guybrush: "Neither did your barber."

Guybrush Threepwood

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Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

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Turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers.

Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 3

Cows

Child, you're a couple cows short of a steak!

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends

Cows

You're strong like bull, and smart like cow.

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Cows

A cow is a cow, no matter how many instagram filters you put on it.

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Moo Point. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter.

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Cows

A household can never appear prosperous without a cow. How auspicious it is to wake up in the morning to the mooing of your own cow!

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Cows

There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.

Russell Crowe

Cows

Wise Man: "We are three wise men."
Brian's mother: "Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me."

Brians Mutter in Monty Python’s Life of Brian

Cows

Kosh Ziervogel: "Never been with a farmer before."
Hans Gassner: "Congrats. I'll go milk the cows, then."

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Farmers

It's okay to be a pawn, Holden, so long as you're on the right side.

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Farmers

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn.

B. C. Forbes

Motivation Farmers

Yes, that was banana. No one expects the banana.

Soraka, the Starchild in League of Legends

Bananas

The tribe said their farewells. Kevin had given them something they hadn't had in a very long time. Hope. Kevin felt pride. He was going to be the one to save his tribe. Stuart felt hungry mostly. He was going to be the one to eat this banana. And Bob, Bob was frightened of the journey ahead. And they were Off. Off to find their new boss.

Minions

Bananas

Nathan: "[got to hold grip on a bar] All right, eh, come on, admit it. You're impressed."
Chloe: "I am. I'll throw you a banana."

Chloe Frazer in Uncharted

Bananas

[Ernie] I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.

Ernie & Bert in Sesame Street

Bananas

Daniel [eats an unpeeled banana]: "In India, everyone eats them like this. And the internet says that all the vitamins are actually in the skin."
Lenny: "The internet also says, Lady Gaga has a penis."

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I love the smell of bananas in the morning!

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Bananas

Bananas, yellow and sweet, they bring a smile to my face. Their delicious taste awakens memories of sunny days and carefree moments. A simple fruit that spreads joy and happiness in my heart. Bananas are more than just food - they are a symbol of pure joy.

Bananas

What does a banana do when it doesn't know what to do? It peels itself with laughter!

Bananas

Ultimately your brain will become cold, dead sludge - but in the meantime why not learn carpentry?

Project Zomboid

Welcome to Project Zomboid! Soon, you'll die horribly. No one will mourn you, and you will be swiftly forgotten. Everything will have been for nothing. So let's make sure you go out fighting!

Project Zomboid

It's a Golden Nut. It's shiny and its price is totally justified. Don't overthink it, you need one! Purchase a Golden Nut today! (Warning: Ingestion is not recommended).

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Relaying message: Hello this is paternal figure. I have taken ill and need your help to find a cure. Doctors say that the only remedy is alien artifacts.

Ada in Satisfactory

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