Quotes by Monika Nowicka

Sex is a very important part of life. And sometimes, the most important, right?

I'm sorry. From now on, I'll be quiet. When ever I fake my orgasms, I'll scale them down.

Join or leave, 'cause it's getting weird!

Monika's Dad: "I got called from the dean this morning. He told me you haven't gone to class in six months."
Monika: "It's covered."