The best Quotes by Monika Nowicka

Sex is a very important part of life. And sometimes, the most important, right?

I'm sorry. From now on, I'll be quiet. When ever I fake my org*sms, I'll scale them down.

Join or leave, 'cause it's getting weird!

Monika's Dad: "I got called from the dean this morning. He told me you haven't gone to class in six months."
Monika: "It's covered."

Paulina: "Do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation."
Natalia: "He's not Sleeping Beauty."

You were born in a world where kids use smartphones before they talk.

Natalia: "Are you talking to me or texting Mariusz?"
Paulina: "Yes."

Stop looking like a victim! Because that's how you actually become one.

"Want to take a walk?"
Natalia: "No, thank you, though. I've done 15,000 steps today."

Next time when your computer starts popping smoke, you have two options: Either rinse with water or put it into ice. Actually, you should just keep it in a plastic bag and never touch it.

Natalia: "I have to sleep."
"Can I go with you?"

Paulina's boyfriend: "I don't know what it is people need, but I'm sure they don't need any more apps."
Paulina: "Huh?"
Paulina's boyfriend: "Telephones destroy relationships."
Paulina: "Huh?"

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.