Quote by Monica Geller (Season 1 Episode 22)

Ross: "My new beeper."
Joey: "Why does a paleontologist need a beeper?"
Monica: "Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help! They're still extinct!"

Monica Geller in Friends - Season 1 Episode 22

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