The best Quotes by Monica Geller

Chandler: "Oh my God, those are my bedroom eyes? Why did you ever sleep with me?"
Monica: "Do you really want to pull at that thread?"

Friends - Season 7 Episode 5

Chandler: "Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break?"
Ross: "What's the difference?"
Monica: "Well, a spring vacation you're doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break you're doing frat guys."

Friends - Season 6 Episode 19

College Grandparents

Alice Knight: "We were just at the drugstore, so we got you a little present."
Frank Buffay: "It's a lollipop and a home pregnancy test."
Monica: "Don't mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop."

Friends - Season 4 Episode 12

Joey: "It's never taken me more than a week to get over a relationship."
Monica: "It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship."

Friends - Season 3 Episode 17

Ross: "My new beeper."
Joey: "Why does a paleontologist need a beeper?"
Monica: "Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help! They're still extinct!"

Friends - Season 1 Episode 22

Rules are good. Rules help control the fun.

Friends - Season 5 Episode 5

Playing Rules

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Joey: "Pheebs, wanna help?"
Phoebe: "I wish I could, but I don't want to."

Phoebe Buffay in Friends - Season 1 Episode 1

Love lasts forever, you know? Nothing like it in this lifetime. Money in the bank.

Ross Geller in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17

Love

Ross: "I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?"
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."

Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 4 Episode 19

Milk

Joey: "You're smoking again?"
Chandler: "Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still."

Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17

Phoebe: "I was the last to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in."
Joey: "What?"
Phoebe: "Oh, looks like I was second to last."

Phoebe Buffay in Friends - Season 1 Episode 7

Monica: "Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex again until the wedding."
Ross: "A 'no sex'-pact, huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America."

Ross Geller in Friends - Season 7 Episode 19

Nice try. You see, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.

Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 3 Episode 9

Peter Pan Netherlands

Joey: "Some girl ate Monica."
Monica: "Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!"
Chandler: "So how many cameras are actually on you?"

Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 2 Episode 14

Phoebe: "It's not mine, I didn't earn it. If i kept it, it would be like stealing."
Rachel: "Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping."

Rachel Green in Friends - Season 1 Episode 3

Shopping

Joey: "My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral."
Chandler: "Joey... Switzerland?"

Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 1 Episode 21

Neutrality Switzerland

Rachel: "I will see you and I'll raise you. Do you wanna waste another buck?"
Ross: "No, not this time. What did you have?"
Rachel: "I'm not telling."
Ross: "Come on, show them."
Rachel: "Get your hands out of there!"
Chandler: "I've had dates like this."

Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 1 Episode 18

Phoebe: "Now we need the s-men of a righteous man."
Rachel: "If we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place."

Rachel Green in Friends - Season 1 Episode 14

Monica: "This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex."
Chandler: "Sounds like a date to me."

Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 1 Episode 1

Moo Point. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter.

Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 7 Episode 8

Cows

Joey: "I'm having new headshows taken tomorrow,right? And the photographer said that she thinks I should have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?"
Phoebe: "Well, it depends."
Joey: "On?"
Phoebe: "On how far along he is in the sex change process."

Phoebe Buffay in Friends - Season 9 Episode 13

Ross: "She's got to go back to London. But, you know what? I've been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together and then that's it."
Joey: "That's what all my relationships are like."
Chandler: "Yes, but in Ross' case, they both know in two weeks that's it."

Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 4 Episode 16

Joey: "Can you close that window, Chandler? My nipples could cut glass over here."
Phoebe: "Wait, really? 'Cause mine get me out of tickets."

Phoebe Buffay in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17

Joey: "I had the same dream."
Phoebe: "Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl."
Joey: "Oh, I had the opposite dream."

Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 3 Episode 17

Phoebe: "For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience."
Chandler: "I don't think you can make that statement, unless you've been kicked in the area, God only meant to be treated nicely."

Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 3 Episode 16

Joey: "Monica, relax. Go get a beer."
Monica: "I don't want a beer."
Joey: "Who said it was for you?"

Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 2 Episode 21

Ross: "It's just that I don't think breast milk is for adults."
Chandler: "Although, the packaging does appeal to adults and kids alike."

Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 2 Episode 2

Boobs Milk

Ross: "Look, will you guys grow up? This is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world."
Joey: "Yeah, we know, but there's a baby sucking on it."

Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 2 Episode 2

Babies

Ross: "Rach, did you proofread these?"
Rachel: "Why?"
Ross: "Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your 'compuper' skills."
Rachel: "Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them?"
Joey: "No, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few."

Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 1 Episode 18

I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called 'Excuse Me'.

Rachel Green in Friends - Season 1 Episode 18

Chandler: "This piece of furniture was fine until your breakfast adventure with Angela Delveccio."
Joey: "You knew about that?"
Chandler: "The impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination."

Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 1 Episode 12

Elliot: "I'm not hiding, I was just looking for my... you know, the... I was looking for my dignity."
J.D.: "Did you find it?"
Elliot: "No. I must've left it at college."

Elliot Reid in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 1

College Dignity

I've spent the past three-and-a-half years staring at greaseboards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college, and before that... I was in the fifth grade.

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 4

College

Grandma & Grandpa are like stars... you can't always see them but you know - they're always there.

Grandparents

"Grandma, what is love?"
"It's the smile on your face as you think about me when you're grown up."

Grandparents Grandmothers

Not everything has to make sense. It's totally fine when it's fun.

Meaning Playing

A good player knows how to win the game, a good character knows how to lose it, while smiling.

Character Playing Losing & Defeat

Can't change the world by following all the rules.

Kiriko in Overwatch

Rules

Hermione: "I mean, it's sort of exciting isn't it? Breaking the rules."
Ron: "Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?"

Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Hermione Granger Rules

Chandler's Mom: "Anything you want from Lisbon?"
Chandler: "Just knowing you're there is enough."

Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 1 Episode 11

"You're such a nice guy" means "I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you."

Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 1 Episode 3

Joey: "You broke the code."
Ross: "What code?"
Joey: "You don't kiss your friend's mom. Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-Iooking aunt, but not a mom. Never a mom!"

Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 1 Episode 11

Women can see breasts anytime they want. You just look down, and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.

Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 1 Episode 5

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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