Quotes by Monica Geller

Quotes by Monica Geller

Chandler: 'Oh my God, those are my bedroom eyes? Why did you ever sleep with me?'
Monica: 'Do you really want to pull at that thread?'

- Monica Geller in Friends, Season 7 Episode 5

Chandler: 'Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break?'
Ross: 'What's the difference?'
Monica: 'Well, a spring vacation you're doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break you're doing frat guys.'

- Monica Geller in Friends, Season 6 Episode 19

Alice Knight: 'We were just at the drugstore, so we got you a little present.'
Frank Buffay: 'It's a lollipop and a home pregnancy test.'
Monica: 'Don't mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop.'

- Monica Geller in Friends, Season 4 Episode 12

Joey: 'It's never taken me more than a week to get over a relationship.'
Monica: 'It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.'

- Monica Geller in Friends, Season 3 Episode 17

Ross: 'My new beeper.'
Joey: 'Why does a paleontologist need a beeper?'
Monica: 'Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help! They're still extinct!'

- Monica Geller in Friends, Season 1 Episode 22

Rules are good. Rules help control the fun.

- Monica Geller in Friends, Season 5 Episode 5Playing, Justice