The best Quotes from Money Heist (Page 2)

Berlin: "Why didn't you ever get out?"
Bogotá: "Because I have seven kids."
Berlin: "Oof, you wife's hips must be as worn out as the wheel on a mill."
Bogotá: "Seven kids with seven completely different women."

According to astrophysicists, nearly all gold on Earth came from a meteor shower four billion years ago. Maybe this violent arrival is the reason it's always been cursed. Because no other metal's gotten so many people killed as the one that we use when we propose to someone.

I'm not the type to rot in prison. I'm more of the runaway type. And if my body can't run away, at least my soul can.

Don't be so sad, something ends today. But now is the first day of your next life.

A lot of people believe we only find one tru love in our lives. But what they don't realize... is you can have several lives.

Actually, I believe you keep on living in the final thought you have the moment before you die.

Congratulations. A baby is always a joy and there's no surplus of joy around here lately.

The things that are really important in life have a high price. Rebellion. Liberty. Ideals.

Every moment could be your last one. And all that adrenaline makes you really feel alive. You don't wanna leave anything for later.

I just got out of prison, and I can assure you that there are only numbskulls in there. People with virtually no brain waves. With no talent at all.

If you move an inch I'll kill you and trust me, I'd love to see you dead!

Shoot first, and ask questions later.

You love the sound of your own voice, don't you? You're like a radio presenter.

If you're calling to ask me what I'm wearing, press the hash key.

Good evening. I'm Alicia Sierra for those who don't know me. And I'm going to be in charge of this robbery's negotiations. The party begins!

Professor: "That will be our opportunity to employ a Trojan Horse. What's that?"
Denver: "Don't know, but it rhymes with... -"
Professor: "No! The Trojan Horse is...-"
Denver: "...rhymes with wh*res!"

Nairobi: "I want that man so much, he makes me feel so horny, I can't even stand it!"
Tokio: "Well, I can't tell."
Nairobi: "You can?"
Tokio: "No."
Nairobi: "I bet he can."

There you have the twins Helsinki and Oslo. Even with the most bullet-proof plan, soldiers are necessary. What better than two Serbs? It's possible that they can think, but thankfully - we'll never know.