There are moments in life we should just be able to have a damn remote control, so you could pause it. Even if just for five minutes. But sometimes things happen with irreverent obscenity and there's nothing you can do to to help it.0
After all, what's more human than the fight for survival?0
Tokio: 'You wave a white flag and turn yourself in! I know they'll be easy on you when things get complicated.'
Rio: 'I only wave the white flag for Real Madrid.'
'If you shoot the girl, you will die. If you shoot me, you will die. If you let go of the girl, you live.'
Tokio: 'If only every decision in the world was that easy...'
Are you a complete idiot or what? You've heard of Stockholm-Syndrom, right?0
Hope is kind of like dominos. Once one falls - the rest follow.Hope0
When you hit rock-bottom, you still have a way to go until the abyss.0
When I see you walking around here, my heart pounds, just knowing you're near me. Our sex makes me float around the room.0
Thieves are caught on the run, we need to rile 'em up a bit.0
Have you ever thought that if you can go back in time, you might still make the same decisions? We all make our own snowballs out of our bad decisions. Balls that become massive, like the Indiana Jones boulder, chasing you down-hill only to crush you in the end.Decisions0
Raquel Murillo: 'How long did it take to study every move we make, each time?'
The Professor: 'To be honest - half my life.'
Don't worry, it takes more than an infection to prevent a baby from being born healthy.Birth0
Professor: 'That will be our opportunity to employ a Trojan Horse. What's that?'
Denver: 'Don't know, but it rhymes with... -'
Professor: 'No! The Trojan Horse is...-'
Denver: '...rhymes with whores!'
Nairobi: 'I want that man so much, he makes me feel so horny, I can't even stand it!'
Tokio: 'Well, I can't tell.'
Nairobi: 'You can?'
Nairobi: 'I bet he can.'
In the end, love is a good reason for everything to fall apart.Love0
The second any blood is shed, we'll no longer be Robin Hood, but just a bunch of plain motherfucking punks.0
The bullet of an M16 shoots out at 2100 miles per hour. Faster than the speed of sound. So if they shot you in the heart, you won't even hear the bullet that killed you.Gun-Control0
A woman can spend two days choosing shoes for a wedding. But wouldn't spend a minute arguing over masks for a robbery.0
There you have the twins Helsinki and Oslo. Even with the most bullet-proof plan, soldiers are necessary. What better than two Serbs? It's possible that they can think, but thankfully - we'll never know.0
And that's how I met The Professor, by pointing a gun at his balls. The good thing about relationships is that we end up forgetting how they started.0