Monday - The best Quotes to start the week

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.

I'm not a scientist, but I feel like Earth's gravitation is strongest when I'm in bed on a Monday morning.

Every eleven minutes on a monday, one minute passes.

"It's Friday 13th. What are you worried about?"
"Monday 16th."

Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday so near to Monday?

When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day!

Mondays are the speed-bumps on the street of life.