Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.Ricky Gervais
I'm not a scientist, but I feel like Earth's gravitation is strongest when I'm in bed on a Monday morning.BedUnknown
Every eleven minutes on a monday, one minute passes.Unknown
"It's Friday 13th. What are you worried about?"
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday so near to Monday?FridayUnknown
When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day!Ella Woodward
Mondays are the speed-bumps on the street of life.Unknown