Monday - The best Quotes to start the week

Someday, I'm going to marry Monday, make him trust me and then I'll finish him off.

Life's beautiful every day. We just have to look more thoroughly on Mondays.

If we could have a Monday for once that doesn't feel like it's lasting for ten days, that'd be great.

I was done with this Friday the moment I found out it was Monday yet.

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.

I'm not a scientist, but I feel like Earth's gravitation is strongest when I'm in bed on a Monday morning.

Every eleven minutes on a monday, one minute passes.

"It's Friday 13th. What are you worried about?"
"Monday 16th."

Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday so near to Monday?

When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day!

Mondays are the speed-bumps on the street of life.

Mondays are tedious. You drag yourself out of bed and the coffee tastes like slop. But hey, it can only get better! So chin up, smile, and rock this Monday!

Monday, oh Monday, where do you lead?
A fresh start, a new beginning indeed.
With coffee in hand, we face the day,
Ready to conquer, come what may.

The alarm clock rings, a jolt to the soul,
But Monday's embrace makes us feel whole.
A chance to shine, to make our mark,
To light up the world, just like a spark.

Though the weekend's gone, we won't despair,
For Monday brings hope, a breath of fresh air.
So let's embrace this day with might,
And make Monday shine, oh what a sight!

Anything is possible if you got enough nerve.

To me, the very definition of the word "broken" suggests that something can be fixed.

Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one.

Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.

There is no such thing as bad ideas. Just poorly executed awesome ideas.

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?

If you give it your all, there's nothing to blame yourself for.

Sometimes you can do everything right and things will still go wrong. The key is to never stop doing right.

A dream is only a dream.. until you decide to make it real.

How others see you is not important. How you see yourself is everything.

Oh, I just want what we all want: a comfortable couch, a nice beverage, a weekend of no distractions and a book that will stop time, lift me out of my quotidian existence and alter my thinking forever.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it's even begun.

You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing.

When you're young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!

"What's your goal?"
"Closing time."
"How about something more long-term?"
"Weekend."

My perfect weekend is going for a walk with my family in the park. I don't think there's anything better.

Brain: "Yay, it's finally Friday!"
Liver: "Oh, shit."

You know what rhymes with friday? Vodka.

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.

Young boys should never be sent to bed... they always wake up a day older.

Happy Friday the 13th! May your stupid superstition scare you all day.

There's no such thing as 'bad' food or 'good' food.

For most people, on Tuesday the batterie's are still half full, strangely mine are half empty.

For most people, on Wednesday the batterie's are still half full, strangely mine are half empty.

Can't we just skip Thursday and jump right into the weekend?