The best Quotes by Mohsin Raza

You are acting crazier than normal, which is very crazy.

I love the free press. It's, like, the best... press.

Mohsin: "Remember last summer when you took a bunch of Adderall with margaritas and thought you met Oliver Twist?"
Amily: "No. The whole point of taking Adderall and margaritas is so you don't remember."

Frisbee: "Tell me that's not alcohol?!"
Amily: "Maybe it is - maybe it isn't."

Wendy: "Do you remember that time last year when you took three Tylenol PMs for your headache at lunch, and then you thought you saw a bobcat in the bathroom?"
Amily: "Yeah, I do, and in my defense, I thought I was taking three Vicodin. So it's not apples to opioids."

I do want to just be completely open and honest. Yes, I did cocaine twice last week, but I did zero cocaine preceding the event that I am about to describe. I also accidentally roofied myself last night, too, but I don't know if that's really relevant.

Amily: "We don't know that this is a religious thing. Maybe you'll just spontaneously combust."
Clark: "What?"
Amily: "Low, low percentage."

Mohsin: "God would probably choose someone simple, sweet."
Clark: "That's not me. I'm not simple and sweet. I'm very edgy, actually."

Chamuel: "You have been chosen by God to help the world."
Clark: "No, really? I was afraid he was gonna say something like this."

If Clark is the beacon to God, the freaky possibilities of how this could all play out are literally endless.

Clark, the glowing is gorgeous. Tom, need the hands above the equator.

How about this? Why don't you tell your face to tell your face the truth the first time? Or tell that 'stache to tell the rest of your face the truth the first time.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.

I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!