More good news, I taught some random kid a valuable lesson by stealing his bike.
Gloria: "It’s practically nothing!"
Jay: "Oh God, if Cam comes out there with boobs, I'm leaving."
Gloria: "Thank you, Phil."
Phil: "Oh, okay."
Claire: "Phil! She said Phil, not feel!"
Cameron: "Wish my mother had that system. Remember?"
Claire: "Phil, you cried on the way here."
Phil: "I was on the brink already. I watched 'Dirty Dancing' before we left."
Jay: "Which one were you doing?"
Cameron: "Then we figured, they already mean enough, can you imagine one of them pregnant?"
Phil: "I got it. Where's the babyoil?"
Claire: "It's on our bedside tip- I Don't know, find it!"
Pepper: "How does she breastfeed him if she doesn't let him near plastic?"
Pepper: "Wow, they can call a team that?"
Phil: "Well, you know how in a fairytale there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that, except you don't wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation."
Phil: "No Ma'am, I'm not stepping into that one. We're not playing 'good cop - mom'.'"